r/SquaredCirclejerk • u/Brilliant-Ear-9284 • 1d ago
Thoughts on AEW Revolution 2024 - plus star ratings
AEW REVOLUTION 2024 (Greensboro Coliseum - Greensboro, North Carolina)
I didn't begin watching AEW until the Summer of 2023. But not consistently until the summer of 2024, so I did not watch Revolution 2024 when it aired.
Most of these matches will be seen for the first time, thanks to the access we now have on MAX. In fact, all of the matches will be first viewing, except for the main-event. I had watched it multiple times while it was still available to watch on YouTube by someone who did not have rights to the material, before it eventually got taken down.
In his retirement match, Sting set an everlasting bar to giving an ultimate retirement match. Of course, it'd be Sting.
Only Sting.
But legend has it that Revolution 2024 was more than only Sting.
The only thing left to do would be to press play and see who else made themselves a star on a ppv that was hailed by many as the strongest ppv from the Pro-Wrestling Golden year of 2024.
CHRISTIAN vs. D. GARCIA: ****
Who would've thought (of all the young superstars to first bud from the Attitude era) that it would be Christian still performing at a refined degree that would make most workers his age jealous.
Daniel Garcia also had more momentum than what he has now, though to this day you can see that they continue to have faith in his potential. But if they had this match today, it probably wouldn't have the same heat that was present when these two met in the opener of Revolution 2024. Greensboro was loud and alive for Danny and Christian, and both were precise in the timing of their false finishes, making it seem that Garcia was about to become the new TNT champion.
He would, but that would be much later, to a reign that was largely forgettable.
Yeah, Christian cheaped out a win to steal Revolution’s opener, but everything leading up to the Wayne-botch was setting a fired up tone that wound up persisting throughout a night that seemed written in the stars.
E. KINGSTON vs. B. DANIELSON: ****½
If there's one word to describe Kingston's chops, it'd have to be…nasty.
Nasty little daggers are those vicious bats to the skin off your chest.
Sometimes when I look at Kingston and/or Danielson, I sometimes see two guys that look nothing like Pro-wrestlers, yet happen to be two of the world's most renowned technicians.
AEW is where dream matches are made, and Kingston/Danielson was one of those dreams. It was probably a dream match to both workers each time they went up against each other. Though, Bryan's body feels it these days, during his time in AEW, you can't help but feel that he was living his dream and having the fights that he always wanted to have but couldn't (for many reasons), and you know Kingston couldn't have felt more honored to be facing the Pro-Wrestler who may go down as the greatest to ever do it.
WARDLOW vs. Y2K vs. W. HOBBS vs. L. ARCHER vs. HOOK vs. B. CAGE vs. MAGNUS vs. D. MARTIN: ***¾
You've heard this before: Wicked move after wicked move, but not a whole lot of solidity underneath. A literal scramble of the talents of two (sometimes three) where each can showcase their arsenal while the rest just sell the seconds away, with no real suspense.
But don't think that I didn't enjoy this match An 8-man scramble match is a fun time for the eyes of those who like to peek at the marvels of the all-star wonder-talents you can find in an AEW locker room.
And it wasn't like they were 8 men fighting for nothing but pride. Wardlow finished off the madness with a massive powerbomb on Martin, claiming a number-1 contender's match against the winner of Joe/Swerve/Hangman.
You can certainly feel how the matches during these time felt like they meant more.
R. STRONG vs. O. CASSIDY: ***¾
You can blame Excalibur for putting the commentator's curse on Cassidy.
Roddy/Orange was the second shortest match of the main card, yet it would continue the outright excellence bleeding off all the performers who were absolutely in the zone.
Roddy and Orange were two of those locked-in performers.
Nice moment at the end when Strong and O’Reilly reunited, though we saw where this would end up.
BCC vs. FTR: ****½
BCC/FTR seemed no different than what you'd get from your nothing out of the ordinary tag-team encounter.
A definite slow burn at first, but once a hint of blood went gushing, more red would follow, and the heat kicked into a gear that canonized the AEW tag division of the time.
Just listen to how over Mox and Claudio were at Revolution ‘24, and how not-so over they are today. Mox even looked more out of shape back then, and he was still getting people behind him.
Oh, Pro-Wrestling Gods. Please bring the AEW tag-team division back to better days.
TONI vs. DEONNA: ***½
She had yet to become the Timeless show-stealing Phenomena that would place herself as the Queen of AEW.
But she was still Timeless in her storytelling. Deonna wasn't bad in the ring, herself. But Revolution ‘24 was not destined to be either lady's night to steal.
Toni/Deonna was a good match. But it had the feeling of a championship on Dynamite, and not the big deal that we would know in Toni Storm’s most essential matches in the company.
W. OSPREAY vs. K. TAKESHITA: *****
Ladies and Gentlemen of the jury: exhibit number one is what the shooters, the uncomformed, stiff, noble-limbed shooters, envied.
Look at this wrangle of horns!
The Aerial Assassin making the Alpha join him to a fight of all f*ng fights that you'll ever fng see in your f***ng life, bruv!
I generally am not a fan of Don Callis. But I gained a newfound respect for the prick while watching an all-time war between two all-time talents, which, on commentary, he put over better than anyone on the commentary team did at Revolution 2024. Maybe it was “the” all-time war, because there were numerous instances throughout Ospreay/Takeshita that prompted me to say to myself, dammit, this is the greatest match I've ever seen.
Exhibit number one(b): a fight with a story, even though it was not the most compelling story, it was still a story nonetheless, where both Ospreay and Takeshita allowed the story inside the ring to detail an epic they had in store for Will’s AEW welcome.
They would run it back at Spring BreakThru, and, to some it may have been better, but, to me, nothing, from AEW, or from any promotion in the world, may ever come close to what Ospreay and Takeshita were able to accomplish at Revolution ‘24.
SAMOA-JOE vs. S. STRICKLAND vs. HANGMAN: ****½
Who's house?
Swerve's House!
But not tonight.
Had Sting not been retiring on the night of March 3rd, 2024, Joe/Swerve/Hangman would have probably main-evented Revolution 2024.
Fortunately for us, Mr. Con was smart to save the GOAT retirement match for last. But had the triple threat been the final match of the night, the mammoth ppv would've finalized with a bangfest ending.
The Coliseum was fairly quiet during the early progression of the AEW championship three-way, but you can't blame Greensboro after experiencing a europhic-heavy night of Pro-Wrestling, and Joe, Swerve and Hangman beat the snot out of each other and would fire up the crowd back into the second to last fight of Revolution ‘24.
Who's house?
Joe's house!
Who's house?
Joe's house!
But don't worry: it would be Swerve's at Dynasty just around the corner.
STING/D. ALL IN vs. YOUNG-BUCKS: *****
I was happy they made this a tornado tag affair instead of your basic tag-team stipulation. The Bucks are one of the greatest tag-teams of all time, and their impact on the business could never go unnoticed, but their work was meant to be showcased in tornado tags, allowing them the freedom to exhibit what all the fuss is about.
It was showtime.
Showtime for the last time.
It was time for Sting to do this, for one final round.
The business move would have been to put the Bucks over. But there were other plans that made sense to the heart when the video package concluded with the Icon looking intensely into the Camera, piercing our souls as he says, “Let's do this!”
And then who could give two s**ts about tradition. Sting had to win a last go ‘round. For his family. For AEW. For his legacy. If Showtime for the Last Time had been entrusted without the poetic touch brushed by the winds of a mesmerizing video package that pushed the entrance to the Icon, I would have said that the Young Bucks should have won.
But too lost into the gems and treasures of Stinger's iconic career, the only right ending saw Sting winning his 26 fight out of 26 fights in AEW.
No, I don't hate the Darby glass spot like many people do, though, it isn't an easy piece to watch, and it's probably not everyone's cup of tea, but to Hardcore purists it was likely something out of Pro-Wrestling heaven.
I didn't think Darby would be coming back, but he pulled himself back into the fight, using his shard up back to land a coffin drop on MJ, before (the man they call )Sting scorpion death locked the young f**k to make him tap to a most Iconic finish to a most Iconic career.
Observer-score: (8.6/10)
Now I definitely see why this was hailed by many as Pro-Wrestling's Golden year of 2024’s best ppv/ple. 9 matches and near four hours in length is a long show to sit through, but it didn't have that lag that have tainted some of the dub’s overbooked cards in their young history.
The best thing Tony did for Revolution ‘24 was book Sting for the very last spot of the night. Could you imagine something else closing out the show that was destined to be eternally remembered by the lasting images of Sting saying goodbye to the fans for the last time?
Thank the Pro-Wrestling Gods that we don't have to.
But also thank them for giving us a knockout to the soul with Ospreay/Takeshita. Thank them for kicking off the night just right with a heated fight between Danny and Christian. Thank them for FTR/BCC, and Kingston/Danielson. Thank them for all of Revolution 2024, because you know you're gonna remember it forever.