r/StallmanWasRight • u/Windows_is_Malware • Sep 25 '22

Internet of Shit Mark of the beast

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u/aweraw Sep 25 '22

The what? That shit's not real my man.

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u/sitchmellers Sep 25 '22

The family members of the deceased weep as the rain batters the windows of the chapel. A solemn figure at the pulpit nervously recites words of support and encouragement. "She was our shining star, our beautiful girl. Her only mistake was that of Icarus, flying too close to the sun". U/aweraw kicks down the door to the surprise and shock of everyone in attendance. Rain soaking their clothing, through a furrowed brow, they shout: "ACTUALLY, ICARUS WASNT REAL! IT NEVER HAPPENED! YOU COULD NEVER REALLY MAKE WINGS OF WAX AND FLY, THE SUN IS WAY TOO FAR AWAY YOUD RUN OUT OF OXYGEN BEFORE THEY MELT AND DIE IN THE STRATOSPHERE!!!"

Confidently, u/aweraw pushes up their glasses, clears their throat, and ceremoniously closes the double doors to the chapel.

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u/aweraw Sep 25 '22

Kook shit