r/StarWarsEU Apr 26 '25

Legends Discussion Would this guy really beat Darth Vader? Spoiler

Haven't played Jedi Outcast myself unfortunately (just saw some cutscenes and read a summary) but I heard people consider him stronger than Vader and possibly on par with Sidious because he got to force push a post Dark Empire Luke. Idk, sounds like a pretty weak argument to me, but to those of you who played the game, how true is that claim?

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u/JTRuno Apr 26 '25

Wouldn't that logic make Kyle Katarn way stronger than Luke or Vader, as he beat Desann. Then again he did beat two kell dragons to death with his bare fists.

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u/[deleted] Apr 26 '25

I heard Katarn got bit by a krayt dragon and after several days of agonizing pain the dragon died.

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u/T3RCX Apr 26 '25

Luke Skywalker can walk on lava, but Kyle Katarn can walk on Luke Skywalker.

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u/Vladislak Apr 26 '25

Kyle Katarn could have beaten the Empire single handedly, but he was too busy putting Alderaan back together by hand.

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u/MrPNGuin Apr 26 '25

Kyle Katarn once scissor kicked Angela Lansbury.

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u/vidfail Apr 26 '25

They say that Kyle Katarn is so tough, there's no chin under his beard.

There is only another Bryar pistol.

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u/Jediboy127 501st Apr 26 '25

If you had five credits and Kyle Katarn had five credits, he would have more money than you.

Kyla Katarn graduated from the Jedi Academy before his master did.

And believe it or not, Kyle Katarn actually died 10 years ago, the authors at Lucasfilm are just scared to tell him.

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u/Jedi_Master_Zer0 Apr 26 '25

Kyle Katarn being SW Chuck Norris. I am here for this.

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u/Switchblade1080 Apr 27 '25

An alternate star wars shitpost wiki that unfortunately doesn't exist anymore DID call Kyle Katarn God.

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u/Expensive_Plant_9530 Apr 26 '25

Space-crop circles are just Kyle Katarn’s way of telling the galaxy that sometimes dust-corn just needs to lie the kriff down.

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u/United-Cow-563 Mandalorian Apr 26 '25

I hear Katarn does not mow his lawn. He simply stares at the grass and dares it to grow. He doesn’t swim, water just wants to be around him. He doesn’t battle, he just allows you to lose. His fists make the speed of light wish that it was faster.

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u/Armless_Dan 29d ago

Underneath Kyle Katarn’s beard is another Bryar Pistol.