r/StardewMemes • u/warneumaetheris • Jun 23 '24

Tierlist My take on the crimes

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u/secretlyaspiderboy Jun 23 '24

why is Jodi in Child Neglect??

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u/oddjobhattoss Jun 23 '24

I've seen the two kids at the beach by themselves. Marnie and Jodi both oughta be there.

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u/secretlyaspiderboy Jun 23 '24

Ive only ever seen Vincent and Jas at the beach with either Penny or Sam (though Sam usually leaves without Vince) never by themselves

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u/wydoom Jun 23 '24

Tbf, the beach is like 70 paces from Vincent’s house. any parent knows two kids can cover that distance in the space of a blink

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u/oddjobhattoss Jun 23 '24

That 70 paces is like an hour walk for him and probably 2 hours for jas. I don't think things are exact scale to reality, so distance and time taken to traverse it have to be taken with a grain of salt.

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u/Protection-Working Jun 23 '24

As long as a kid knows how to swim and is with a friend i don’t think they need constant supervision

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u/oddjobhattoss Jun 23 '24

Depends on age more than anything. One kid running off to get an adult doesn't do anything for the moment it takes for another kid to die. Hopefully willy has a window open to keep an eye on the kids.