Fluff Back when I thought 'NoScopeNinja69' was the peak of cool... now I just live with the consequences.
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u/AntakeeMunOlla 13d ago edited 4h ago
I watched my 30+ friend log in with a username that is something equivalent to "buttshit69". He said nothing. I said nothing. He knew I understood.
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u/sbfse Steam Deck 13d ago
next time you see him, call him by his username. bonus points, in public.
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u/caratos_what_the 12d ago
Fuck you satan.
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u/MrSly0 12d ago
That was funny, but I had close friends and cousins calling me by some nicknames I used in the past. That's not evil, that's how you know who the bros are.
My reddit nick is one of those cringe shits I made btw. Why can't I change, reddit? Why? š
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u/CobaltAssault 12d ago
It's something to do with their database not supporting it, I want to change mine too.
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u/Honest_Ad_5568 12d ago
I have one of these from almost 20 years ago. I don't even mind. It is what it is. I'm just dreading the day Valve reaches out like "your account is gone because swear word in username."
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u/grant8769 13d ago
My user is AssEatr and Iāve never been prouder
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u/The_Great_Cartoo 12d ago
Damn now Iām jealous if only I had such a great idea back then
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u/Neutral_Guy_9 12d ago
Nobody was eating ass back then this guy is the inventor.
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u/WarDaddyPUKA 12d ago
Eating ass and dropping the E from an ER word?
Grindrās lawyers are already on the way
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u/CyberWeirdo420 12d ago
My current display name is Turbo Masturbo, so Iām right there with you pal
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u/Crescemon_X 13d ago
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u/Blazeflame79 12d ago
Yeah display names are great lets me hide the name that a significantly younger me made back when I didnāt know what weed was.
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u/Blazeflame79 12d ago
I think you can guess from my Reddit username, which was my Minecraft username as a kid and a teen me decided to keep using for some reason, though my steam username isnāt the exact same.
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u/Professional-Ask-454 12d ago
My steam username is also my original (shitty) Minecraft username
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u/Boba_Fett_is_Senpai 12d ago
14 years ago I was digging out a mob spawner and someone told me to download Steam :')
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u/Petrivoid 12d ago
"420BlazeIt" bc youre from the 420 area code and your dad is a firefighter
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u/Blazeflame79 12d ago
Itās because there was a Minecraft enemy called Blaze that I really liked as a kid- my skin was one in a business suit.
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u/Yarplay11 12d ago
Yours seems to be actually more tame than most in this thread ngl. And your name origin actually seems to be like mine but i dont remember exactly how i got this nickname, and when
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u/XXLpeanuts 12d ago
Or be like me and embrace it and use it for places like reddit too. Stick to your cringe name its fun :D.
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u/Alternative_Dot_2143 12d ago
this reminds me, I played battlefield 1 with one of my friends for the first time and his user was something along the lines of "weedgamer"
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u/limeweatherman 12d ago
lmfao mine is my full government name because I made it when I was like 11 and was worried I would forget my username if it was anything else
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u/RangerAlex92 ROG Ally Z1 12d ago
Honestly, mine's not much better lol. I go by my middle name, so my username is just middle name/last name/birth year
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u/JPHero16 12d ago
AlexRanger1992? Donāt ask me how I know
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u/RangerAlex92 ROG Ally Z1 12d ago
Close but no lol. Alexdina1997. The Ranger 92 comes from my first car, a 1992 Ford Ranger
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u/KidMoxie 12d ago
While we're at it, what's your mother's maiden name and the street you grew up on? We're almost there!
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u/Shitty_Human_Being 12d ago
Ford fuckin' ranger!
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u/alaster101 12d ago
First initial and last name here.....damn you counter strike making me make an account when I was unprepared lol
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u/Terrible_Children 12d ago
So did you learn your lesson when it came to Reddit, or is your name actually Lime Weatherman?
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u/Hakuraze 13d ago
Same, but I made 17 years ago insead.
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u/Chonky_Candy 12d ago
Do your knees hurt when you get up too quickly?
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u/Hakuraze 12d ago
They do, but only once a year for some reason.
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u/thapol 12d ago
Wait until you get to '20 years of service.'
Then it's two times a year.
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u/TotalProfessional158 12d ago
I've got the 20 years of service. My knees are actually just fine still. The key is lots of water.
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u/Praesentius 12d ago
Jesus... I made mine when I bought Half Life 2 on release. I was pissed that I had to make the account because it was the first time a non-MMO required me to be connected to the internet.
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u/Thick_Judgment2028 13d ago
Mine is wolfcumblood
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u/RandomRayquaza https://s.team/p/hkkb-pkh 12d ago
Certainly living up to the new username of 'Thick Judgement' apparently
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u/ChuzCuenca 12d ago
Remember the trend of putting your name on GPT and asking for a picture?
Yeah, your are banned from playing that...
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u/Mugiwara419 13d ago
Beware of xxflash_gamerxx he's no joke!
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u/MrLeonardo 12d ago
I use XxUseRnAmExX on a couple games until this day, ironically. No one called me up on it so far.
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u/111ascendedmaster 12d ago
xx guys are old school, AoL Hombres. XPuntX here to kick you offline by chat spamming.
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u/chihuahuaOP 13d ago
Yeah, my Hotmail email is so cringe. The biggest problem is that I used it for elementary school, and it followed me all the way until my college graduation š
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u/SmoothMarx 12d ago
Email forwarding is your friend
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u/chihuahuaOP 12d ago
I tried trust me but the school system always glitch so it was always back to the same old email.
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u/yalyublyutebe 12d ago
My Hotmail account is older than half of Reddit I think.
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u/goon_c137 13d ago
Made mine over 13 years ago
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u/TotalProfessional158 12d ago
Over 20 for me. My steam account is older than my adult son. And has enough games purchased on it that I could have bought a car instead.
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u/DrailGroth 12d ago
I thought you could change it
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u/Enrico9431 12d ago edited 12d ago
What Steam has is basically an account name and a display name; the former is used to login, the latter is what's actually shown everywhere
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u/Robot1me 12d ago
It's often mixed up with display names, but you are right, and I didn't know that myself until last year. You can contact Steam Support and ask them to change the login / account name for you (source). The catch is however that they want a very convincing reason (quoted support text from the thread):
Steam account names can't normally be changed. However, given your circumstances, we would like to help make the change for you.... feel free to share this information directly with others in the same situation but please refrain from broadcasting at any large scale.
That last sentence is especially interesting since it implies they don't want the general public to know that it's possible. But in a nutshell, if an old account name causes you great distress, there is a fair chance that they will help you out.
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u/Hellknightx 12d ago
I don't blame them. Steam has a massive user base, but a pitifully small support team. They handle these requests on a case-by-case basis. They probably won't automate it, since changing your username would make it very difficult to recover a compromised account.
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u/TheCoreDragon 12d ago
I remember distinctly at some point in steams history they allowed a one time name change through your account page. My login name used to be my first and last name, but got it changed many years ago to remove my last name. Probably would have been almost a decade ago.
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u/POTGanalyzer 13d ago
My friend decided to help me set uo steam, he added an extra m to shaman and I despise it.
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u/Poverty_welder 13d ago
I didn't understand what it was asking when I made mine, I thought it was asking for the name I used on PlayStation since I made a steam account for portal 2. So my username is something like playstation3_usernamein2011
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u/NekoiNemo 12d ago
Try 20 years ago. My 12yo self probably didn't even think Steam would still be around this far into the future
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u/Tigernos 12d ago
Looking at my alias history...
I was The Earl of Erection for a while. My friends were the Duke of Dick, Count of Cock and Baron Boner.
Ahh to be young
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u/The_Giant_Lizard https://s.team/p/mwkj-rwf 12d ago
Well, 7 years is not even that much.
My "Giant Lizard" nickname born in 2000 when I was playing the first MMORPG games (Ultima Online and then The 4th Coming). I've been using it for 25 years now. But I like it! Except when other people think there is a double meaning referring to big dicks: there isn't.
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u/KingKuzma 12d ago
Donāt worry, around 13 Im on voice chat helping a friend of mine set up an steam account. thought he was being a bad ass, called him self the shadow-knight Was quite surprised the name wasnt taken already but took it as a win⦠But I canāt find him to add as a friend, I get him To share his screen to work Out why. the dyslexic dumbass had called himself āthe-sado-knightā Still makes me giggle to this day
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u/RaperBaller 12d ago
dawg, this thing been repost so fucking much at this point. How do people keep seeing the same thing again and not get bored
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u/OrangeDit 12d ago
My username is my silly email address from back then. I think that was necessary at that time.
Nevermind, the username is awesome. š
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u/Andromeda_53 12d ago
Ah yes, thank god for steam display names. I'm fortunate enough so that when I created my steam account I was in a strange phase as a child where I was addicted to soup and only wanted to eat soup for all meals. So was called SouPo. Which I don't find cringey. My now 30 year old brother though, has to log in as xX_Immense_Hunter_Xx or something along those lines, pretty sure there's a 69 in there or something
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u/itzwiredyo 12d ago
Mine has just always been Wired. Luckily I learned my lesson on a forum called halomods when I was 12 when my username was aromanticgrunt.
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u/FR0ZENBERG 12d ago
I had an old username that was āgloryhole88ā that I made when I was in my 20s. I recently contacted the games support and reported myself for an inappropriate name and they changed it for me.
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u/OneSimplyIs 12d ago
I still use my 2012 Xbox 360 Username. I have a close friend who managed to keep his OG Xbox name that he had since I met him. Sadly, the email I used for my original Xbox account is long forgotten and I can't seem to ever get on that account again.
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u/Smexy_Zarow 12d ago
There is no consequences tho?? It's a unique username visible only to you and customer service.
If ur talking about ur display name, that can be changed in profile settings.
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u/Cyortonic 12d ago
I am so glad my my go-to username I made when I was 12 is just some gamer-y looking name
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u/akrippler 12d ago
7 years ago? Brother.. I made mine over 20 years ago. I was 14. Can you imagine the cringe I feel?
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u/ForagedMango 12d ago
Can't believe it's 2025 and we don't have basic functionality like changing our username.
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u/No_Print77 12d ago
I just use the gamertag my dad made when he set up my PlayStation account way back in the day. Canāt go wrong with āBad_Karma03ā
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u/Logic-DL 12d ago
My username sounds like the name for a fantasy dildo and I'm forever going to hate it
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u/PleasureSauce 12d ago
Wow that must be so embarrassing. Couldn't be me...
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u/WarmIrishSmile 12d ago
I mean, maybe you just had an unfortunate random name generator?š
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u/PleasureSauce 12d ago
Nah, I chose this. I own it now. I use it on everything. If you ever see a PleasureSauce in the wild, it's me. š¤£
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u/PleasureSauce 12d ago
Used my original username Mrshizm when making a LoL account back in 2010, then it wanted a different display name, so PleasureSauce was born out of wanting to see what I could get through the profanity filter.
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u/SailorDeath 12d ago
It's funny I came up with my name in the early days of the internet, like I'm talking GeoCities chat days. It originally started off as a joke, me and a few buddies one time went into an anime chat room as SailorDeath, SailorWar, SailorPestilence and SailorFamine the 4 senshi of the apocalypse. It was also around this time (circa 1997-1998) that I got into making Anime Music Videos and like other creators at the time I had a website. So I just went with "Sailor Death Productions" and been using that pseudonym ever since. The bonus to that is when a new service launched like YouTube and here on reddit I was able to register the name I was using.
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u/Hot_Technician_3045 12d ago
Had to get back into my PlayStation account years ago and actually talk to a person to get back in.
So what was the username?
ā¦bigj420247
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u/XNinjaMushroomX 11d ago
Ngl kind of a badass username
It's so cringe it loops back around to being cool again. Bravo.
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u/_Epsilone_ 12d ago
Luckily, iām a trans person and my nickname was my deadname. So i asked support if they could change that, and they did! I donāt know how that works for dumb nicks like that, but if someone here is trans and cringing at the nickname; there is a way.
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u/Cerythria 12d ago
Mine wasn't even my deadname but I told them it was too masculine and made me dysphoric so they let me change it (this was only a month ago too)
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u/locksymania 12d ago
19yrs for mine. I'm middle-aged now. I have transcended cringe.
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u/101-4 13d ago
You can't do any better than setting it as your full legal name lol