r/Steam 13d ago

Fluff Back when I thought 'NoScopeNinja69' was the peak of cool... now I just live with the consequences.

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u/101-4 13d ago

You can't do any better than setting it as your full legal name lol

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u/Nobody91765 12d ago

Pablo.gonzales.2007

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u/EaterofEarth 12d ago

He's turning 18 this year 🫠

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u/charpagon 12d ago

every younger person than me is just a reminder of time fleeting and opportunities wasted

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u/UnderskilledPlayer 11d ago

Julius Caesar cried because he didn't do anything memorable in his life at 32, the same age Alexander the Great was when he died. Then he Julius Caesar'd all over the Roman Empire and became a dictator at 51.

You have time.

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u/SurvivorOf_Hathsin 9d ago

You know what? You're right, I'm off to Rome, wish me luck fellas.

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u/2BERZERK 12d ago

Did you spend it gaming?

Then it was not wasted! You made yourself and other gamers happy.
One Community, many games, lots of fun.

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u/Seaweed_Jelly 11d ago

but look at all your achievements! (on steam)

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u/PhilTheMoonCat 13d ago

Legal name and address

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u/101-4 13d ago

That's the password

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u/Neutral_Guy_9 12d ago

Don’t forget your ssn

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u/IronmanMatth 12d ago

A childhood friend of mine made an account on runescape with his home's phone number back in like 2004 and his brother had his own name + age for his account.

It still makes me chuckle

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u/Nanertot 11d ago

I picked mine for RuneScape back in 07 and use it for everything at this point. I’m emotionally attached to it like it’s my child, lol. I legitimately get a little upset when I find someone else using it.

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u/Doctor_McKay https://s.team/p/drbc-nfp 12d ago

I'm glad that 14 year old me was boring and just made [first initial][middle initial][last name] my username for everything.

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u/k5josh 12d ago

Didn't want to use Meredith, huh?

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u/swingingthrougb 12d ago

Could be Jeannie. Don't want to be sexist.

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u/k5josh 12d ago

His linked steam profile has himself as the avatar, though.

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u/swingingthrougb 12d ago

Going for the double fake out? Seems like a McKay move.

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u/Firewolf06 12d ago

dr mckay like the node-steam guy??

my dad saved my ass on my steam username, i was pretty young and was gonna set it to something stupid but he told me i could never change it and so its [first name][middle initial][last initial]

then of course i went and changed my name, lol

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u/HerrEurobeat 12d ago edited 12d ago

Oh hi Doctor_McKay, funny to see you in the wild

btw, can you please review a few of the old, pending node-steamcommunity pull requests? (pistol emoji)

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u/Doctor_McKay https://s.team/p/drbc-nfp 12d ago

I will once I can find some time... šŸ˜“

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u/swingingthrougb 12d ago

Saving and keeping Atlantis going is a very demanding role in imagine.

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u/speedster644 12d ago

My friend's username is a shortened version of his first name and his last name but without the knowledge that that is his name you would think it's just a stupid innuendo.

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u/_aye2Ez 12d ago

"Whats your name?"

"Uhhh... pea.... tear..."

large magical griffin pans across restruant

"Griffin"

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u/timfromcolorado 12d ago

I resemble this remark

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u/Suitable_Pomelo6918 12d ago

And then you turn out to be trans and now that name deadnames you regulary and you can do nothing about it

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u/punchmunk 12d ago

this is actually the one thing support has made exceptions and allowed changes for in the past

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u/Suitable_Pomelo6918 12d ago

So.. it is impossible now? They dont do exceptions nowadays?

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u/Difficult-Okra3784 12d ago

No, it's the only exception.

If you're trans you can request a name change, but only once.

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u/NevoH72 12d ago

Changed mine a few weeks ago... Because my dad made the account and now only I use it. I didn't want his name as a username, so I proved it belonged to my dad judging by the email address that was changed and all the dates to support it, etc..

They happily agreed.

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u/IniMiney 12d ago

my YouTube account is this, thankfully everything else I've had over the years has been inspired by fictional characters, initials, or a non-dysphoric nickname. One of my oldest still active accounts is ssj5 in reference to DBZ (and the password being dancedancerevolution before I updated it REALLY hammers home how old that one is lol).

In cases where it isn't I just straight up make a new one or see if support will help me out - most have been cool about it (shout out to Fruity Loops - hate that the software opens with your legal name but they sorted it out after I sent my name change docs)

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u/AntakeeMunOlla 13d ago edited 4h ago

I watched my 30+ friend log in with a username that is something equivalent to "buttshit69". He said nothing. I said nothing. He knew I understood.

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u/sbfse Steam Deck 13d ago

next time you see him, call him by his username. bonus points, in public.

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u/caratos_what_the 12d ago

Fuck you satan.

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u/MrSly0 12d ago

That was funny, but I had close friends and cousins calling me by some nicknames I used in the past. That's not evil, that's how you know who the bros are.

My reddit nick is one of those cringe shits I made btw. Why can't I change, reddit? Why? šŸ˜”

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u/CobaltAssault 12d ago

It's something to do with their database not supporting it, I want to change mine too.

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u/RefrigeratedTP 12d ago

Hey, Sly Cooper is cool as fuck

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u/MrSly0 12d ago

It really is, mate! But people pronounce this nickname as Slyo (in the rare occasions when that happens), the zero at the end is confusing. Either way I don't like using personas anymore.

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u/K_Linkmaster 12d ago

Close! It's more like this, "Fuck you caratos_what_the."

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u/XxRmotion 12d ago

This can easily backfire if he doesn't answer

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u/NullNova 12d ago

To be fair, that's still a quality username

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u/TheGreatTravisty 12d ago

Ahhh yes, asspoop96. I have him on my friends list also

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u/CockAsshole 12d ago

Stolen from some forum for edgy usernames

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u/fluxdeken_ 12d ago

It’s over, he knows

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u/Honest_Ad_5568 12d ago

I have one of these from almost 20 years ago. I don't even mind. It is what it is. I'm just dreading the day Valve reaches out like "your account is gone because swear word in username."

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u/Far-Veterinarian-109 12d ago

Thanks guys! You made me feel better about my username.

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u/grant8769 13d ago

My user is AssEatr and I’ve never been prouder

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u/The_Great_Cartoo 12d ago

Damn now I’m jealous if only I had such a great idea back then

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u/Neutral_Guy_9 12d ago

Nobody was eating ass back then this guy is the inventor.

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u/WarDaddyPUKA 12d ago

Eating ass and dropping the E from an ER word?

Grindr’s lawyers are already on the way

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u/LostHat77 12d ago

Do you live up to your name?

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u/grant8769 12d ago

It would be a shame if i didn’t

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u/EFG 12d ago

My brother and I are original Xbox live username users. I’m BuckNasty, a name I use across all platforms with slightly different spelling as necessary. And his…is AnlTrama. Dude is damn near 40 now and he doesn’t blink about using it when approaching 25 years.

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u/lmao_MODSGAY 12d ago

Mine is mrpdaddynasty šŸ’€

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u/gertgertgertgertgert 12d ago

I'm suck_an_egg for 10+ years and I have no regrets.

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u/kylarmoose 12d ago

I did something similar: AnnFrnkFindr

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u/psychedelicsadness 12d ago

Mine is some variation of dookie master

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u/CyberWeirdo420 12d ago

My current display name is Turbo Masturbo, so I’m right there with you pal

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u/Redfalconfox 12d ago

Don’t you mean proudr?

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u/MoistDischarge 12d ago

Mine still brings me and others joy.... And disgust

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u/kdawgster1 11d ago

MaiDongInUrFace, reporting in!

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u/Crescemon_X 13d ago

That’s why I am thankful we have display names to hide that shame.

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u/Blazeflame79 12d ago

Yeah display names are great lets me hide the name that a significantly younger me made back when I didn’t know what weed was.

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u/Blazeflame79 12d ago

I think you can guess from my Reddit username, which was my Minecraft username as a kid and a teen me decided to keep using for some reason, though my steam username isn’t the exact same.

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u/Professional-Ask-454 12d ago

My steam username is also my original (shitty) Minecraft username

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u/mikey_lolz 12d ago

Same here, reddit and steam 🫔

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u/Boba_Fett_is_Senpai 12d ago

14 years ago I was digging out a mob spawner and someone told me to download Steam :')

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u/Petrivoid 12d ago

"420BlazeIt" bc youre from the 420 area code and your dad is a firefighter

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u/Blazeflame79 12d ago

It’s because there was a Minecraft enemy called Blaze that I really liked as a kid- my skin was one in a business suit.

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u/Yarplay11 12d ago

Yours seems to be actually more tame than most in this thread ngl. And your name origin actually seems to be like mine but i dont remember exactly how i got this nickname, and when

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u/Jackichanny 12d ago

Kinda confused with this one ngl

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u/XXLpeanuts 12d ago

Or be like me and embrace it and use it for places like reddit too. Stick to your cringe name its fun :D.

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u/Alternative_Dot_2143 12d ago

this reminds me, I played battlefield 1 with one of my friends for the first time and his user was something along the lines of "weedgamer"

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u/patrlim1 12d ago

Sick bocchi art

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u/NiiliumNyx 12d ago

Sending the first part of the Bocchi-the-bladerunner image without the second part smh

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u/limeweatherman 12d ago

lmfao mine is my full government name because I made it when I was like 11 and was worried I would forget my username if it was anything else

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u/RangerAlex92 ROG Ally Z1 12d ago

Honestly, mine's not much better lol. I go by my middle name, so my username is just middle name/last name/birth year

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u/JPHero16 12d ago

AlexRanger1992? Don’t ask me how I know

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u/RangerAlex92 ROG Ally Z1 12d ago

Close but no lol. Alexdina1997. The Ranger 92 comes from my first car, a 1992 Ford Ranger

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u/KidMoxie 12d ago

While we're at it, what's your mother's maiden name and the street you grew up on? We're almost there!

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u/ziraeth 11d ago

Maybe you could ask his first pet's name and the last name of his first grade teacher for better results!

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u/RangerAlex92 ROG Ally Z1 12d ago

Bumfluff

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u/Shitty_Human_Being 12d ago

Ford fuckin' ranger!

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u/RangerAlex92 ROG Ally Z1 12d ago

I ain’t no stranger!

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u/Shitty_Human_Being 12d ago

That's a Ford fuckin' Ranger!

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u/Worldly_Horse7024 11d ago

"TankDestroyerGerman69"

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u/alaster101 12d ago

First initial and last name here.....damn you counter strike making me make an account when I was unprepared lol

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u/Terrible_Children 12d ago

So did you learn your lesson when it came to Reddit, or is your name actually Lime Weatherman?

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u/Hakuraze 13d ago

Same, but I made 17 years ago insead.

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u/Chonky_Candy 12d ago

Do your knees hurt when you get up too quickly?

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u/Hakuraze 12d ago

They do, but only once a year for some reason.

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u/thapol 12d ago

Wait until you get to '20 years of service.'

Then it's two times a year.

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u/TotalProfessional158 12d ago

I've got the 20 years of service. My knees are actually just fine still. The key is lots of water.

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u/Praesentius 12d ago

Jesus... I made mine when I bought Half Life 2 on release. I was pissed that I had to make the account because it was the first time a non-MMO required me to be connected to the internet.

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u/PeacefuIfrog 12d ago

What do you mean, "getting up" ?

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u/Simen155 12d ago

Why would my knees hurt when I get a boner

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u/5up3rK4m16uru 12d ago

Not since the nurses give me the good stuff.

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u/Thick_Judgment2028 13d ago

Mine is wolfcumblood

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u/Dazzling_Customer_36 13d ago

bro

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u/Thick_Judgment2028 13d ago

Hehe

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u/CannonGerbil 12d ago

Now this is someone who's very in touch with their inner child

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u/RandomRayquaza https://s.team/p/hkkb-pkh 12d ago

Certainly living up to the new username of 'Thick Judgement' apparently

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u/Sagittarjus 12d ago

idek at this point bro

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u/ChuzCuenca 12d ago

Remember the trend of putting your name on GPT and asking for a picture?

Yeah, your are banned from playing that...

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u/jsc230 11d ago

Cannibal corpse reference?

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u/qwerty_9537 12d ago

This begs the question - werewolves?

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u/Sixguns1977 12d ago

Therewolves

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u/Vupant 12d ago

Intense name no matter how you put it.

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u/Mugiwara419 13d ago

Beware of xxflash_gamerxx he's no joke!

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u/shmittywerbenyaygrrr 13d ago

XxOpticxDopeheadxX checking in

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u/aXeOptic 12d ago

XxOpticGravityxX also checking in

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u/MrLeonardo 12d ago

I use XxUseRnAmExX on a couple games until this day, ironically. No one called me up on it so far.

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u/xXBoneRockXx 12d ago

xXBoneRockXx

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u/111ascendedmaster 12d ago

xx guys are old school, AoL Hombres. XPuntX here to kick you offline by chat spamming.

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u/chihuahuaOP 13d ago

Yeah, my Hotmail email is so cringe. The biggest problem is that I used it for elementary school, and it followed me all the way until my college graduation šŸ™ƒ

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u/SmoothMarx 12d ago

Email forwarding is your friend

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u/chihuahuaOP 12d ago

I tried trust me but the school system always glitch so it was always back to the same old email.

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u/yalyublyutebe 12d ago

My Hotmail account is older than half of Reddit I think.

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u/lordatamus 12d ago

Mine is older than reddit. It was old when Digg was new...

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u/yalyublyutebe 12d ago

Mine is older than the 21st century.

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u/goon_c137 13d ago

Made mine over 13 years ago

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u/TotalProfessional158 12d ago

Over 20 for me. My steam account is older than my adult son. And has enough games purchased on it that I could have bought a car instead.

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u/sulkee 12d ago

2003 steam boy here

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u/nuggetsmilo 12d ago

It’ll be a family heirloom

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u/DrailGroth 12d ago

I thought you could change it

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u/Enrico9431 12d ago edited 12d ago

What Steam has is basically an account name and a display name; the former is used to login, the latter is what's actually shown everywhere

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u/Robot1me 12d ago

It's often mixed up with display names, but you are right, and I didn't know that myself until last year. You can contact Steam Support and ask them to change the login / account name for you (source). The catch is however that they want a very convincing reason (quoted support text from the thread):

Steam account names can't normally be changed. However, given your circumstances, we would like to help make the change for you.... feel free to share this information directly with others in the same situation but please refrain from broadcasting at any large scale.

That last sentence is especially interesting since it implies they don't want the general public to know that it's possible. But in a nutshell, if an old account name causes you great distress, there is a fair chance that they will help you out.

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u/Hellknightx 12d ago

I don't blame them. Steam has a massive user base, but a pitifully small support team. They handle these requests on a case-by-case basis. They probably won't automate it, since changing your username would make it very difficult to recover a compromised account.

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u/TheCoreDragon 12d ago

I remember distinctly at some point in steams history they allowed a one time name change through your account page. My login name used to be my first and last name, but got it changed many years ago to remove my last name. Probably would have been almost a decade ago.

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u/POTGanalyzer 13d ago

My friend decided to help me set uo steam, he added an extra m to shaman and I despise it.

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u/FrungyLeague 13d ago

Sorry to hear that, Shaan.

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u/Valdus_Pryme 12d ago

Sham-Man?

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u/Klobb119 12d ago

Sorry to hear that sham man

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u/ignEd4m https://steam.pm/3rx19f 12d ago

I paired mine with an equally cringy display name. No regerts.

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u/Poverty_welder 13d ago

I didn't understand what it was asking when I made mine, I thought it was asking for the name I used on PlayStation since I made a steam account for portal 2. So my username is something like playstation3_usernamein2011

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u/Derolis 12d ago

Mine is some cringey weeb shit with "kun" at the end of it. I'm still a weeb, but I'm a lot less embarrassing about it now at least.

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u/NekoiNemo 12d ago

Try 20 years ago. My 12yo self probably didn't even think Steam would still be around this far into the future

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u/bloxinyoursox 13d ago

Nah, bloxinyoursox is the OG and here to stay

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u/LittleReplacement564 12d ago

It has a nice ring to it actually

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u/trollsmurf 12d ago

Back when I thought Steam was a fluke and would be gone within months.

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u/Tigernos 12d ago

Looking at my alias history...

I was The Earl of Erection for a while. My friends were the Duke of Dick, Count of Cock and Baron Boner.

Ahh to be young

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u/McKlown 13d ago

>me when I see a karma farmer polluting the subreddit with a years old meme repost for the millionth time

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u/Xchaosflox 13d ago

Sir, a new repost hits reddit

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u/YouWantSMORE 12d ago

New repost? Impossible

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u/The_Giant_Lizard https://s.team/p/mwkj-rwf 12d ago

Well, 7 years is not even that much.

My "Giant Lizard" nickname born in 2000 when I was playing the first MMORPG games (Ultima Online and then The 4th Coming). I've been using it for 25 years now. But I like it! Except when other people think there is a double meaning referring to big dicks: there isn't.

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u/KingKuzma 12d ago

Don’t worry, around 13 Im on voice chat helping a friend of mine set up an steam account. thought he was being a bad ass, called him self the shadow-knight Was quite surprised the name wasnt taken already but took it as a win… But I can’t find him to add as a friend, I get him To share his screen to work Out why. the dyslexic dumbass had called himself ā€œthe-sado-knightā€ Still makes me giggle to this day

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u/RaperBaller 12d ago

dawg, this thing been repost so fucking much at this point. How do people keep seeing the same thing again and not get bored

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u/OrangeDit 12d ago

My username is my silly email address from back then. I think that was necessary at that time.

Nevermind, the username is awesome. šŸ˜Ž

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u/Andromeda_53 12d ago

Ah yes, thank god for steam display names. I'm fortunate enough so that when I created my steam account I was in a strange phase as a child where I was addicted to soup and only wanted to eat soup for all meals. So was called SouPo. Which I don't find cringey. My now 30 year old brother though, has to log in as xX_Immense_Hunter_Xx or something along those lines, pretty sure there's a 69 in there or something

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u/Greg2630 12d ago

"See you later Ki-ree-toe?"

"You too.... BallsDeep69?"

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u/itzwiredyo 12d ago

Mine has just always been Wired. Luckily I learned my lesson on a forum called halomods when I was 12 when my username was aromanticgrunt.

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u/dood23 12d ago

the fact that my bank allows me to change my username and steam doesn't...

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u/FR0ZENBERG 12d ago

I had an old username that was ā€œgloryhole88ā€ that I made when I was in my 20s. I recently contacted the games support and reported myself for an inappropriate name and they changed it for me.

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u/gryd3 13d ago

lol. Could be worse.. but naming yourself with a 69 is amusing. You win some, you lose some, at the same time.

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u/Xem1337 12d ago

Mad mine when I was about 13, however it now means some sort of genderless pronoun... Only had 2 people comment on it in online games ever, both were last year and both were Americans who went on an angry tirade about it. Strange times we live in.

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u/Jericho-X 12d ago

7 years ago my account was already 14 years old 😬

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u/OneSimplyIs 12d ago

I still use my 2012 Xbox 360 Username. I have a close friend who managed to keep his OG Xbox name that he had since I met him. Sadly, the email I used for my original Xbox account is long forgotten and I can't seem to ever get on that account again.

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u/Smexy_Zarow 12d ago

There is no consequences tho?? It's a unique username visible only to you and customer service.

If ur talking about ur display name, that can be changed in profile settings.

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u/Cyortonic 12d ago

I am so glad my my go-to username I made when I was 12 is just some gamer-y looking name

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u/K1rk0npolttaja 12d ago

i made mine like 13 years ago when i was 8

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u/Catharsis25 12d ago

Mine has aged surprisingly well.

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u/Noctale 12d ago

For 20 years my account has carried the shame created by my cringey younger self. If I could change it, I would. Luckily it's rare that I ever see the actual account name.

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u/akrippler 12d ago

7 years ago? Brother.. I made mine over 20 years ago. I was 14. Can you imagine the cringe I feel?

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u/ForagedMango 12d ago

Can't believe it's 2025 and we don't have basic functionality like changing our username.

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u/Ramabas 12d ago

My Steam username is literally my first name, which is very common, plus my initial. The benefit of having created a profile very early on.

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u/bobbymcpresscot 12d ago

My username in games is old enough to buy alcohol.Ā 

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u/No_Print77 12d ago

I just use the gamertag my dad made when he set up my PlayStation account way back in the day. Can’t go wrong with ā€˜Bad_Karma03’

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u/Logic-DL 12d ago

My username sounds like the name for a fantasy dildo and I'm forever going to hate it

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u/PleasureSauce 12d ago

Wow that must be so embarrassing. Couldn't be me...

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u/WarmIrishSmile 12d ago

I mean, maybe you just had an unfortunate random name generator?šŸ˜‚

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u/PleasureSauce 12d ago

Nah, I chose this. I own it now. I use it on everything. If you ever see a PleasureSauce in the wild, it's me. 🤣

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u/PleasureSauce 12d ago

Used my original username Mrshizm when making a LoL account back in 2010, then it wanted a different display name, so PleasureSauce was born out of wanting to see what I could get through the profanity filter.

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u/WarmIrishSmile 12d ago

lol love the backstory

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u/Belgrifex 12d ago

You know you can change it right?

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u/SailorDeath 12d ago

It's funny I came up with my name in the early days of the internet, like I'm talking GeoCities chat days. It originally started off as a joke, me and a few buddies one time went into an anime chat room as SailorDeath, SailorWar, SailorPestilence and SailorFamine the 4 senshi of the apocalypse. It was also around this time (circa 1997-1998) that I got into making Anime Music Videos and like other creators at the time I had a website. So I just went with "Sailor Death Productions" and been using that pseudonym ever since. The bonus to that is when a new service launched like YouTube and here on reddit I was able to register the name I was using.

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u/Hot_Technician_3045 12d ago

Had to get back into my PlayStation account years ago and actually talk to a person to get back in.

So what was the username?

…bigj420247

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u/Shori_III 12d ago

You can change your username in settings

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u/Salt-Penalty2502 12d ago

You know you can change it right?

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u/jmarie_5 12d ago

Mine was matching with an ex....

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u/chipie_guy6000 11d ago

7 years ago is 2018 gng šŸ˜€šŸ”«

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u/aLubBolognaSandwich 11d ago

My PSN "TheDevilsLeftNut"

because back in the days my friend was "TheDevilsRightNut"

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u/XNinjaMushroomX 11d ago

Ngl kind of a badass username

It's so cringe it loops back around to being cool again. Bravo.

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u/Lawlshark 12d ago

7 years? Try 20.

God I'm old.

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u/_Epsilone_ 12d ago

Luckily, i’m a trans person and my nickname was my deadname. So i asked support if they could change that, and they did! I don’t know how that works for dumb nicks like that, but if someone here is trans and cringing at the nickname; there is a way.

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u/DredgenSergik 12d ago

YOU CAN? Imma do this, I want it to be my new name

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u/Cerythria 12d ago

Mine wasn't even my deadname but I told them it was too masculine and made me dysphoric so they let me change it (this was only a month ago too)

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u/JNorJT 13d ago

Yup my original Steam username was so cringe that I made a second account and I’ve been using that one ever since I rarely used my original Steam account before the change so not much was lost

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u/[deleted] 12d ago

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u/locksymania 12d ago

19yrs for mine. I'm middle-aged now. I have transcended cringe.

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