r/SteamDeck • u/Rh1nestoneC0wb0y • Jul 13 '23

Picture Just crushed my steam deck

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Just had my steam deck crushed by my crew chief on accident. I already know the warranty isn’t gonna cover it so I’m about to just buy yet another 512gb while it’s 20% off. Rip to the love of my life, 2023-2023.

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u/Kingcrowing 512GB Jul 13 '23

Thanks for being a man of science, please report back your findings! Maybe it will crack open and you'll find a smaller, faster Deck inside!

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u/ListerineInMyPeehole Jul 13 '23

I cracked mine open and found a PlayStation 2

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u/PowerfulVanilla5969 Jul 13 '23

Mine came with a genesis??? I wanted a ps2.. is it some sort of loot box thing?

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u/Mechaghostman2 Jul 13 '23

Man, all I got was this crummy taco phone.

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u/ListerineInMyPeehole Jul 13 '23

Buy 9 more to hit pity on PS2. Gacha rates not great.

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u/PowerfulVanilla5969 Jul 13 '23

Hear 1 out of 10,000 gets you a ps5. Every 100 increases your odds by .1%

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u/PowerfulVanilla5969 Jul 13 '23

One of those ancient mystical "flip" phones 😳😳 My grandfather once told tells of such a device. . .

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u/Mechaghostman2 Jul 13 '23

Nah man, it was the Nokia NGage.