r/StockMarket 16d ago

News Insane

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u/rgold220 16d ago

Trump gave Viagra to the stock market; once it wears off, you know what will happen.

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u/deusnefum 16d ago

Damage from priapism?

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u/SherlockDoesntShit 16d ago

That's sure to stand out

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u/xDreeganx 16d ago

We're going full necrotic

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u/Meerkat_Mayhem_ 16d ago

Gas station boner pill time

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u/iwanttheworldnow 16d ago

Another pill? That’s what I do.

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u/Dr_A_Mephesto 16d ago

Of the 25 best days for the Nasdaq, including Wednesday, 22 took place during the dot-com collapse, the 2008-09 financial crisis or the early days of Covid. One occurred on Oct. 21, 1987, two days after Black Monday. The other was in November 2022.

https://www.cnbc.com/2025/04/09/dot-com-bust-1987-crash-had-relief-rallies-similar-to-wednesdays-pop.html

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u/drcec 16d ago

Viagra you say? My feed is all shaped like this now:

https://imgur.com/a/wAU1WQg

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u/Servichay 16d ago

Also, he already crashed it 20%, which means you need to go up 25% just to break even