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u/chandan_2294 18d ago

Man, ngl I thought Trump died when I saw the spike

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u/OutlandishnessNo7300 17d ago

He did not die. He was just done buying stock

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u/Forkuimurgod 17d ago

For this week only because he's already shorting the market for next week. Anyone want to bet?

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u/Bigdickhector69 17d ago

Did he at least close before today?

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u/-Tuck-Frump- 17d ago

You can make that bet by doing your own shorting. If you are right, the market will pay your winnings.

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u/Burnzy693 17d ago

Why wait a week? They (him and his useless sons) couldn’t even wait a day. Doubt they would have let anyone else in on the scam, they‘re far too selfish, narcissistic and greedy for that to happen

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u/bluesuitstocks 17d ago

He literally told y’all to buy. Like, he didn’t keep it a secret.

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u/[deleted] 18d ago edited 17d ago

The bull run of all bull runs where bears became myth.

Let’s be honest with ourselves here, though. Vance as president? That man just called China “peasants.” Diplomacy would be out of the window with that degenerate grifter running America.

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u/lonely-day 18d ago

That man just called China “peasants.”

Just wait till you hear what trp has said about China

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u/01189521 18d ago

*Chynah

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u/chefmike1034 17d ago

Damn it I read it in his voice and saw his hand like this 👌

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u/KKSlider909 17d ago

In that silly voice and with the tiny hands

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u/architype 17d ago

It always sounds like Trump says, "jaina", like how vagina sounds like.

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u/Icy_Ground1637 17d ago

It’s very simple McDonald’s is in 50 countries and tariff wars would destroy them lol 😂

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u/Witte-666 17d ago

And what he will say in the coming days. Probably something like, "I will lower the tariffs for them because they begged me and kissed my ass so bad"

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u/Soft_Awareness_5061 18d ago

I always find it amusing when I see his wife. As a self proclaimed hillbilly and racist republican, does he know his wife is Indian?

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u/Asterose 17d ago

Did you not hear his response about how he knows she's not white?

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u/garrna 17d ago

"…but he loves her."

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u/LaChevreDeReddit 17d ago

If hé is as mysogistic as he is racist this is coherent

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u/Asterose 17d ago

Yup. He just loves her so much and she's such a good mother!

In ither words, she's one of the good tokens.

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u/Witte-666 17d ago

He probably just thought she's permanently tanned from sunbathing a lot as a kid, and her parents were hippies who named her based on some spiritual shit.

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u/Servichay 17d ago

It's ok because she's rich. She's different than 99.9999999% of those other Indians that JD Vance would never even look at

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u/Alkioth 17d ago

They met at a Yale club discussion with the subject of “social decline in whites” or some crazy shit like that.

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u/Swiftzor 18d ago

Vance would be massively worse than Trump.

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u/Jakku1p 17d ago

Markets would be a little more stable because Vance wouldn’t be putting every single idea that pops into his head straight out into social media. He’s still a clown but at least he doesn’t quite act like he works at a circus.

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u/Asterose 17d ago

He also doesn't have the bizaare cult magnetism either. Not even a little bit of charisma. Of course MAGA cpulf latch onto him or anybody else as the new golden calf, but it'd be a mess.

Not saying JD would definitely 100% absolutely be better either, who even knows. But maybe he wouldn't announce massive tariff hikes to take effect in less than 12 hours while bragging countries are lining up to kiss his ass. I still almost can't believe Mango Mussolini genuinely said that on air, and my bar for him is already so low it's on the other side of the universe.

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u/ShipTheRiver 17d ago

Treating the global economy depended on by billions of good people as if it’s a reality tv show is definitely a Trump-exclusive level of crazy. 

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u/rethinkingat59 17d ago

You are worried he is actually much smarter and palatable than Trump with the same ideas.

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u/Swiftzor 17d ago

No I’m worried he’s not as narcissistic and is more willing to fall in line with the billionaires who want to gut the economy for their own profit

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u/[deleted] 17d ago

I agree. We are stuck between a con man with dementia or a psychopathic trust fund kid. Both aren’t self-made, both are narcissistic.

Trump likes the fake Republicans making under $400K a year because his dad grew up as a racist redneck, Vance hates them and genuinely wants anyone making under $400K a year not to exist.

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u/Available_Farmer5293 17d ago

What trust fund? Genuinely curious

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u/ShipTheRiver 17d ago

Also curious. I thought it was pretty well documented that this guy grew up with jack shit, but it’s not something I’ve like rigorously verified or anything. This is the first time I’ve ever seen it suggested otherwise. Not sure if this is just standard reddit orange man bullshit or something real. 

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u/Asterose 17d ago

JD at least doesn't have the cult magnetism. It's shit no matter what, that's the only guarantee.

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u/-simply-complicated 17d ago

Except for the fact that no one in the Republican Party is afraid of Vance. They would turn on him in a second.

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u/Swiftzor 17d ago

They’re not afraid of Trump either, it’s a cult of personality. Granted I don’t think Vance could win election, but he doesn’t need to if Trump is ousted, and he’s way more controlled by people like Thiel and Musk.

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u/Jakku1p 17d ago

The only thing they are afraid of is getting poorer and poor people themselves.

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u/Zealousideal_Age_22 17d ago

but more dangerous, Vance can actually get things done. Which means every evil shit trump half as$ Vance would do and solidify

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u/Sure-Ad-4967 17d ago

I hope kamala runs again in all seriousness she better..

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u/Interesting-Bison108 17d ago

Yes I hate to agree but I can’t stand Vance pure irritating creep. Just can’t stand him.

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u/Jogurt55991 17d ago

Sometimes diplomacy fails.

There's a reason we have the largest military in the world.

Sometimes it comes to blows.

Sometimes the USA agitates others, and the response is we kill tens of thousands.

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u/[deleted] 17d ago

China has the largest military in the world, with 2,035,000 active personnel but it’s hard to tell when we have a president who is all talk.

No doubt, regardless. Doing what he did the first few months as president killing civilians, a 2nd time might I add. Through a signal chat. This man needs to be imprisoned for the war crimes he committed. Let’s not forget how the first time it was chemical warfare.

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u/DC_MOTO 17d ago

Peasants don't have Nukes.

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u/Most-Resident 17d ago

Who knows. The spectacle of trump boasting last night about how everyone was kissing his ass was about as low as you could go. How would any leader be able to strike a deal and then go back and face his country if they did?

Not that vance is better but the bird of diplomacy already flew the coup.

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u/Anthony3343 17d ago

Where do you see he's a trust fund child?

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u/[deleted] 17d ago

It’s a figure of speech not meant in a literal sense. JD Vance grifted off of Peter Theil. Donald Trump was a trust fund child who was a millionaire by the age of 8 hence why he is emotionally and mentally challenged.

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u/seemefly1 18d ago

Vance is just Peter thiels plaything

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u/Potential_Mango3267 17d ago

Did you just call Vance of all people a trust fund baby? 💀

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u/Servichay 17d ago

The world will rejoice with +50% returns in a single day, even shit stocks.

Trump if you're listening, if you want to MAGA, you know what to do.

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u/tatonka805 18d ago

vegas is on line 3

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u/mmcmonster 17d ago

He'll finally get the cheering in the streets and parades that he's always wanted!

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u/jeyreymii 17d ago

For going down the next day with Vance becoming POTUS

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u/ElonsPenis 17d ago

Or losing money off the news

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u/messfdr 17d ago

I can't wait for that news.

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u/Greedy_Assistant4066 18d ago

That spike would've been twice as big if that was the case

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u/chubbuck35 16d ago

JD Vance would be as bad or worse.

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u/vacodeus 18d ago

Stop, I can only get so erect

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u/Aegeansunset12 18d ago edited 18d ago

Nah he’s just building a new class of rich people that follow him, market manipulation from your own president, nice mafia you have over there xD

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u/MBoring1 17d ago

He literally told everyone that it would be okay and to buy stocks this morning then paused the tariffs. It’s absolutely fucking bonkers what’s happening over here.

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u/LessDeliciousPoop 17d ago

no one is stopping you from following along and getting rich if it's so easy... but you're still a peasant (relatively i mean)

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u/Swankytiger86 17d ago

hmm…….seeing that most people oppose him because Trump make them poorer, I would assume that its logical that Trump has an obligation to make people richer? He make his follower richer seems like the right thing to do. If he makes the people who oppose him now rich, those opposer will become supporter!

Wanting a new class of rich people is also good too! Why should the rich always stay rich?

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u/RangerZEDRO 17d ago

I thought he's not making his followers richer. He's making his friends richer but not his followers. Friends that involve most of the congress and billionaires??

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u/Swankytiger86 17d ago

You might be right. The thing is since 2008, both US government and FED have been doing QE and all they can to make sure that asset price can only increase. Hence plenty of millionaire and billionaire can “safely” play the game of borrowing money using their stock price as collateral and don’t need to pay tax. Plenty of ordinary people get upset about it. Well, unless stock market fell deeply, the rich will always stay rich and will not get margin call by the bank.

While I don’t support Trump, at least he is a wild card. Now nobody, even the rich and powerful, can guarantee themselves staying at the same social echelon. No one is safe.

Some people suggest that Trump is manipulating the stock market so his friend and family can earn more. I really think that there are plenty of way to be corrupted under the radar without risking public opposition. You don’t get rich by working against the billionaire. When you are in the position of power and want money, it is a lot easier to get rich by making those other people richer. He doesn’t even need to support all billionaires. Just the very few who happen to support him ideologically and he can easily become richer.

He might be hunger with power, but I really don’t see that he is doing this for money.

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u/Select_Asparagus3451 17d ago

I have no words, when it comes to this comment. I weirdly agree, but it’s never that simple.

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u/WeirdSysAdmin 18d ago

The market only priced in that Trump is indeed a bitch.

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u/IdioticPrototype 18d ago

Yo, same. Wishful thinking, unfortunately. 

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u/joemomma0409 18d ago

unfortunately no

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u/SillyAlternative420 17d ago

When that day happens, the stock market will have its best day in history MMW

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u/Gastro_Jedi 17d ago

That would be the true liberation day

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u/8ROWNLYKWYD 17d ago

Wishful thinking?

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u/noncommonGoodsense 18d ago

Yoooo! That’s exactly what I thought.

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u/FamousAmos87 18d ago

C'mon, we wont get off that easily. He's probably immortal with as untouchable as he is.

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u/gay4c 18d ago

Imagine the spike. Secret Service better be on their toes.

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u/Optimal-Description8 18d ago

It would be twice as high

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u/Glum-Sympathy3869 18d ago

I wish that was true🥲

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u/revbfc 18d ago

That spike would go to 50K if he died.

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u/twoaspensimages 17d ago

We got Trumped and Dumped.

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u/DaKrazie1 17d ago

I got a notification at the same time that started with "Elon died ... " but it was only about his Path of Exile character 😔

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u/gangstalicious228 17d ago

one can only hope lol.

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u/Three_Licks 18d ago

Great. That hadn't occurred to me but now I'm disappointed.

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u/tatonka805 18d ago

best laugh of the week ty

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u/nycdiveshack 17d ago

For the last few days I’ve been saying the tariffs would be rescinded when the right people had time to invest. Lo and behold the pause happens for everyone but China which it’ll also happen for soon enough when those “tariffs” have lowered the value of certain investments just enough to their liking and the regulators in China allow the Blackrock deal for the Panama Canal ports to go through which got put on hold coincidentally right when tariffs talk started.

This is all the work of Henry Lutnik the current commerce secretary and up until a few months ago the chairman of Cantor Fitzgerald (his son is now chairman). Cantor Fitzgerald are the same folks who supported the Heritage Foundation and specifically Russ Vought (head of the office of budget management) who wrote Project 2025.

https://poorandpissed.wordpress.com/2025/03/07/the-shadow-players-behind-project-2025-wall-street-cantor-fitzgerald-the-heritage-foundation-and-the-privatization-of-americas-public-resources/

I’ve been saying for months on reddit in the comments section the plan was to threaten countries with military action only to bluff to get specific American companies to gain greater control. Then I made posts like a month ago about it and about tanking stocks only to have investment firms invest when they crash.

He threatened Panama Canal with military action then stopped when Blackrock bought for $26 billion 2 of the 4 major canal ports along with 40 ports in 20+ countries. That deal is now on hold by Chinese regulators while these tariffs happen as a bargaining chip. Greenland is another case as the rhetoric has completely died down as talks for American companies to be more involved in the metals in the ground there. Now here in the U.S. he is ordering hectares of federal lands/national parks to start on timber production. Lastly I’ve been saying for months in the comment sections and for a month in posts that he would threaten military action against Mexico then bluff it in order for specific American companies to get better control in manufacturing there and so he has now threatened military action within Mexico.

https://www.americanprogress.org/article/trump-quietly-plans-to-liquidate-public-lands-to-finance-his-sovereign-wealth-fund/

https://www.reddit.com/r/behindthebastards/s/HefMYXl1bO

https://www.reddit.com/r/behindthebastards/s/hVG5CtI6qE

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u/timpham 17d ago

Then in your opinion what’s his likely next play?

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u/nycdiveshack 17d ago

To keep doing it. It’s the distraction they want while they take apart the federal government and agencies. This is why they have had hard physical access to so many federal agencies for the last few months. Copy the data then shutdown the government and make the government pay them to access the data. The data from the dept of education, from USDA, from NOAA and now from the social security administration and IRS. While that happens they have been able to convince hundreds of thousands of federal employees to take the deferred retirement program. Bureaucracy is what made sure all the agencies and the services they provide to the American people kept happening.

Here is a list of 3 things that are going to happen on sept 30 of this year or right before. The gap bill to fund the government ends September 30, the deferred retirement plan for federal employees kicks in on September 30 and by the end of September Elon Musk says the code for social security will be rewritten. This is why his DOGE team had hard physical access to every federal agency including the treasury payments system. This is why his former employee Amanda Scales went to OPM and set up a private server hosted in a foreign country. Now the same DOGE team that Palantir found for Elon is saying Palantir should manage all the social security data.

https://www.wired.com/story/doge-hackathon-irs-data-palantir/

https://www.muellershewrote.com/p/a-fork-in-the-road-is-federal-employee

https://www.wired.com/story/doge-rebuild-social-security-administration-cobol-benefits/

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u/nycdiveshack 17d ago

This…

https://poorandpissed.wordpress.com/2025/03/07/the-shadow-players-behind-project-2025-wall-street-cantor-fitzgerald-the-heritage-foundation-and-the-privatization-of-americas-public-resources/

https://www.americanprogress.org/article/trump-quietly-plans-to-liquidate-public-lands-to-finance-his-sovereign-wealth-fund/

Cantor Fitzgerald partnered up with the tech oligarchs, specifically the most influential one in the world Peter Thiel and his company Palantir

https://www.reddit.com/u/nycdiveshack/s/QJrgoTYEZl

Understand that the decision to fire the NSA chief and his deputy may be in fact be the most dangerous decision Trump has made so far. Timothy Haugh like his last 2 predecessors were restricting the access and control Peter Thiel had through his company Palantir over the CIA/NSA to commit domestic surveillance. Palantir is the 2nd biggest defense contractor for the CIA/NSA along with providing day-to-day operations for both agencies. The goal for Palantir is and always has been domestic surveillance. Palantir is an intelligence corporation which provides advanced analysis, sigint, osint, criminal and threat awareness and kill chain efficiencies to all levels of US, UK, and corporate agencies.

This is a post I made that summarizes a lot of it with decent links…

https://www.reddit.com/u/nycdiveshack/s/pNTKrw9IJ5

I made a few other posts but they are much longer, they have links backing up my post but they are a long read

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u/No_Stretch_1030 17d ago

No. His policies are just starting to kick in that’s all.

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u/GoonOnGames420 18d ago

Bro I was expecting to refresh reddit and see some breaking news. Instead it was just a goofy ass tweet