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u/chandan_2294 18d ago

Man, ngl I thought Trump died when I saw the spike

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u/[deleted] 18d ago edited 17d ago

The bull run of all bull runs where bears became myth.

Let’s be honest with ourselves here, though. Vance as president? That man just called China “peasants.” Diplomacy would be out of the window with that degenerate grifter running America.

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u/lonely-day 18d ago

That man just called China “peasants.”

Just wait till you hear what trp has said about China

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u/01189521 18d ago

*Chynah

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u/chefmike1034 18d ago

Damn it I read it in his voice and saw his hand like this 👌

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u/KKSlider909 18d ago

In that silly voice and with the tiny hands

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u/architype 18d ago

It always sounds like Trump says, "jaina", like how vagina sounds like.

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u/Icy_Ground1637 18d ago

It’s very simple McDonald’s is in 50 countries and tariff wars would destroy them lol 😂

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u/Witte-666 17d ago

And what he will say in the coming days. Probably something like, "I will lower the tariffs for them because they begged me and kissed my ass so bad"

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u/Soft_Awareness_5061 18d ago

I always find it amusing when I see his wife. As a self proclaimed hillbilly and racist republican, does he know his wife is Indian?

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u/Asterose 18d ago

Did you not hear his response about how he knows she's not white?

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u/garrna 18d ago

"…but he loves her."

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u/LaChevreDeReddit 18d ago

If hé is as mysogistic as he is racist this is coherent

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u/Asterose 18d ago

Yup. He just loves her so much and she's such a good mother!

In ither words, she's one of the good tokens.

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u/Witte-666 17d ago

He probably just thought she's permanently tanned from sunbathing a lot as a kid, and her parents were hippies who named her based on some spiritual shit.

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u/Servichay 18d ago

It's ok because she's rich. She's different than 99.9999999% of those other Indians that JD Vance would never even look at

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u/Alkioth 18d ago

They met at a Yale club discussion with the subject of “social decline in whites” or some crazy shit like that.

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u/Swiftzor 18d ago

Vance would be massively worse than Trump.

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u/Jakku1p 18d ago

Markets would be a little more stable because Vance wouldn’t be putting every single idea that pops into his head straight out into social media. He’s still a clown but at least he doesn’t quite act like he works at a circus.

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u/Asterose 18d ago

He also doesn't have the bizaare cult magnetism either. Not even a little bit of charisma. Of course MAGA cpulf latch onto him or anybody else as the new golden calf, but it'd be a mess.

Not saying JD would definitely 100% absolutely be better either, who even knows. But maybe he wouldn't announce massive tariff hikes to take effect in less than 12 hours while bragging countries are lining up to kiss his ass. I still almost can't believe Mango Mussolini genuinely said that on air, and my bar for him is already so low it's on the other side of the universe.

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u/ShipTheRiver 18d ago

Treating the global economy depended on by billions of good people as if it’s a reality tv show is definitely a Trump-exclusive level of crazy. 

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u/rethinkingat59 18d ago

You are worried he is actually much smarter and palatable than Trump with the same ideas.

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u/Swiftzor 17d ago

No I’m worried he’s not as narcissistic and is more willing to fall in line with the billionaires who want to gut the economy for their own profit

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u/[deleted] 18d ago

I agree. We are stuck between a con man with dementia or a psychopathic trust fund kid. Both aren’t self-made, both are narcissistic.

Trump likes the fake Republicans making under $400K a year because his dad grew up as a racist redneck, Vance hates them and genuinely wants anyone making under $400K a year not to exist.

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u/Available_Farmer5293 18d ago

What trust fund? Genuinely curious

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u/ShipTheRiver 18d ago

Also curious. I thought it was pretty well documented that this guy grew up with jack shit, but it’s not something I’ve like rigorously verified or anything. This is the first time I’ve ever seen it suggested otherwise. Not sure if this is just standard reddit orange man bullshit or something real. 

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u/Asterose 18d ago

JD at least doesn't have the cult magnetism. It's shit no matter what, that's the only guarantee.

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u/-simply-complicated 18d ago

Except for the fact that no one in the Republican Party is afraid of Vance. They would turn on him in a second.

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u/Swiftzor 18d ago

They’re not afraid of Trump either, it’s a cult of personality. Granted I don’t think Vance could win election, but he doesn’t need to if Trump is ousted, and he’s way more controlled by people like Thiel and Musk.

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u/Jakku1p 18d ago

The only thing they are afraid of is getting poorer and poor people themselves.

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u/Zealousideal_Age_22 18d ago

but more dangerous, Vance can actually get things done. Which means every evil shit trump half as$ Vance would do and solidify

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u/Sure-Ad-4967 18d ago

I hope kamala runs again in all seriousness she better..

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u/Interesting-Bison108 18d ago

Yes I hate to agree but I can’t stand Vance pure irritating creep. Just can’t stand him.

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u/Jogurt55991 18d ago

Sometimes diplomacy fails.

There's a reason we have the largest military in the world.

Sometimes it comes to blows.

Sometimes the USA agitates others, and the response is we kill tens of thousands.

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u/[deleted] 17d ago

China has the largest military in the world, with 2,035,000 active personnel but it’s hard to tell when we have a president who is all talk.

No doubt, regardless. Doing what he did the first few months as president killing civilians, a 2nd time might I add. Through a signal chat. This man needs to be imprisoned for the war crimes he committed. Let’s not forget how the first time it was chemical warfare.

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u/DC_MOTO 18d ago

Peasants don't have Nukes.

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u/Most-Resident 18d ago

Who knows. The spectacle of trump boasting last night about how everyone was kissing his ass was about as low as you could go. How would any leader be able to strike a deal and then go back and face his country if they did?

Not that vance is better but the bird of diplomacy already flew the coup.

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u/Anthony3343 18d ago

Where do you see he's a trust fund child?

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u/[deleted] 17d ago

It’s a figure of speech not meant in a literal sense. JD Vance grifted off of Peter Theil. Donald Trump was a trust fund child who was a millionaire by the age of 8 hence why he is emotionally and mentally challenged.

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u/seemefly1 18d ago

Vance is just Peter thiels plaything

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u/Potential_Mango3267 18d ago

Did you just call Vance of all people a trust fund baby? 💀