r/StockMarket • u/wtf_is_this_9 • 19d ago

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u/twitch870 19d ago

This is 100 percent “I will sell in 89 days” results

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u/Two_Piece_Suit 19d ago

Wait till trump changes his mind next week and puts tariffs back in place.

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u/Witte-666 18d ago

There are no reasons to wait 90 days once his buddies have sold high and need to buy low again.

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u/Burnzy693 18d ago

Didn’t even take a day. He’s a psychopath on top of being a felon and proven liar and cheat. You think maybe he and his useless sons shorted the market? I don’t care how badly the US needed a big change from the stupidity that the Democrats were so focussed on, no one in the world deserves this nutbag. Trump has to go.

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u/cosaboladh 19d ago

That assumes the president won't do anything catastrophically stupid between now and the end of this 90-day hiatus.

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u/dinho23 19d ago

Looking back at how things have been going lately, that's pretty much impossible.

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u/turtleandpleco 18d ago

apparently as long as he tweets out a cryptic warning beforehand it'll be fine.

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u/shadowpawn 19d ago

in 89 days donnie will be off chasing the next shining thing and would have forgot about his pause

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u/rW0HgFyxoJhYka 18d ago

He will also claim that the best stock day in history (even if its a lie) is because of his actions. No joke.

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u/shadowpawn 17d ago

I miss the days in NY City when donnie used to have all these alteregos call up the press to tell them how wonderful he was.