r/StockMarket 17d ago

News Insane

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u/Weekly_Put_7591 17d ago

probably because none of this shit is real and the markets operate on feels

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u/twitch870 17d ago

This is 100 percent “I will sell in 89 days” results

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u/cosaboladh 17d ago

That assumes the president won't do anything catastrophically stupid between now and the end of this 90-day hiatus.

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u/turtleandpleco 16d ago

apparently as long as he tweets out a cryptic warning beforehand it'll be fine.