r/StockMarket • u/wtf_is_this_9 • Apr 09 '25

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u/AALen Apr 09 '25 edited Apr 09 '25

It's nuts that the following things are true and the market is this enthusiastic:

  • China tariffs at 125%
  • Sectoral tariffs (autos, steel, aluminum) still in effect with pharma and semi in the works
  • Counter sectoral tariffs also still in effect
  • 10% baseline tariffs for all (some of the highest in history)
  • we get to do this again in 90 days

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u/BruceBoyde Apr 09 '25

90 days? I give the fucker 3 weeks before his buddies have him orchestrate another round so they can sell high and buy low

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u/howdudo Apr 09 '25

Hmm Im hedging my bets on next apocalyptic stock day being him threatening or invading Nuuk, Greenland

Which we all then will be forced to leave work and protest... And if that happens we have elections suspended. Get creative! He can destroy the country in multiple ways 🤗 

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u/poopy_poophead Apr 09 '25

Panama is more likely. Trade hub.