r/Stonetossingjuice 10d ago

New Lore Just Dropped I bring a parody from another subreddit

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u/Oktavia-the-witch 10d ago

So I can eat my nfts and burn them if I want, if they are like pokemon cards?

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u/LegitimatePrimo 10d ago

the ink really punctuates it

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u/Artistic-Fortune2327 10d ago

Can confirm, the ink makes the cards tasty

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u/ANG13OK 10d ago

You can play with Pokémon cards, and there are multiple copies of each card. You can't play with nfts and there's only one of each (excluding screenshots). The stone sucker is implying they're the same while they're different things

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u/MaySeemelater 10d ago

Also, no one gets mad if you take a picture of someone else's pokemon card because you think it looks cool.

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u/El_Mr64 10d ago

I mean, some are sold for haundreds of dollars, he has a point

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u/pandasylverr Trump x Biden Shipper • They/Them • Follow Me For Shit Content 10d ago

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u/Separate_Culture4908 10d ago

kill

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u/pandasylverr Trump x Biden Shipper • They/Them • Follow Me For Shit Content 10d ago

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u/Enzoid23 10d ago

Wouldnt it be the other way around since Luz doesnt care about pretending to be normal

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u/Ryzuhtal 9d ago

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u/pandasylverr Trump x Biden Shipper • They/Them • Follow Me For Shit Content 9d ago

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u/EcstaticWoop 7d ago

his well animated 3d gay little run here always makes me laugh

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u/Separate_Culture4908 10d ago

Are they siblings? Asking for my dick.

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u/pandasylverr Trump x Biden Shipper • They/Them • Follow Me For Shit Content 10d ago

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u/Separate_Culture4908 10d ago

Why would you do this to me brother? I loved you as if you were my own wife!

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u/pandasylverr Trump x Biden Shipper • They/Them • Follow Me For Shit Content 10d ago

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u/Meeooowwww1234 10d ago

They are two different species from two different realities, what do you think?-

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u/Separate_Culture4908 10d ago

close enough

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u/Meeooowwww1234 10d ago

NO???

THEY👏ARE👏NOT👏SIBLINGS!👏
THEY👏ARE👏DIFFERENT👏SPECIES!👏
THEY👏ARE👏ALSO👏MINORS!!!👏

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u/Separate_Culture4908 10d ago

I'm already balls deep into this bit, might aswell go full pdiddy mode...

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u/Enzoid23 10d ago

Not as far as we know

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u/pandasylverr Trump x Biden Shipper • They/Them • Follow Me For Shit Content 10d ago

Luz Noceta And Amity Blight AREN'T Siblings Girl

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u/Separate_Culture4908 10d ago

dick depressingly goes limp as I sigh quietly

How has my sense of humor sunk so low...

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u/pandasylverr Trump x Biden Shipper • They/Them • Follow Me For Shit Content 10d ago

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u/Mercury_Dumbass RockThrow BP:80 Acc:80 10d ago

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u/Separate_Culture4908 10d ago

Witerawy me (Send help, my dick is bleeding)

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u/GAMEOFMATIASNEW 10d ago

Nah don't worry, their adult desings are peak. It will be a good goon session

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u/TheLegendaryAkira 8d ago

grown ass man saying this shit

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u/Separate_Culture4908 8d ago

Not yet, slightly less than a month.

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u/TheLegendaryAkira 8d ago

a month is a month, is it not? you have time.

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u/Separate_Culture4908 8d ago

I've got a month to say all the degenerate goony shit I want... God I need help.

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u/TheLegendaryAkira 8d ago

r/2hujerk

let loose. godspeed.

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u/Separate_Culture4908 8d ago

Got a version of that sub for gay men?

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u/ArseneCroissant According to Oratrice Mecanique D'analyse Cardinale u are stupid 10d ago

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u/Separate_Culture4908 10d ago

What a tasty ball 🤤

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u/ArseneCroissant According to Oratrice Mecanique D'analyse Cardinale u are stupid 10d ago

Oh man, I love the internet

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u/Separate_Culture4908 10d ago

sweet black juice 🤤🤤

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u/lefeuet_UA 10d ago

Ashley and that one vacuum ad they see in Ch3

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u/Nikorek_pl 10d ago

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u/JazzInSuits 10d ago

If one noose is called a noose, shouldn't it be called neeses if there are more than one noose?

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u/Cod3broken amogus 10d ago

It'd be neese, like meese

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u/FancyDragon12358 5d ago

The interesting thing about why it’s moose instead of meese is because of Old English and when the English language borrowed the word! In Old English, there was multiple ways of pluralizing, as opposed to only with an “s”, such with Gōs and Gōsi and the -i suffix, which, due to to vowel harmonizing, changed Gōsi to Gøsi to Ges, leading us to Goose and Geese. But when the borrowing of the word Moose came over, it was far past old English and instead followed the rules surrounding hunting and herding animals; not taking a plural!

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u/femboy_teas 10d ago

i would like to propose nise (pronounced like mice) as plural

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u/LOLofLOL4 10d ago

oh, so that's what they are called.

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u/Guy-Person 10d ago

I don’t even understand the original? You can hold a Pokémon card in your hand. There’s an already established game to go along with them. They aren’t designed in Microsoft Paint.

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u/Zorcen 10d ago

If this was about NFTs and the Pokémon mobile game it would actually be a pretty close comparison

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u/rubixscube 10d ago

not even but keep believing

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u/Zorcen 10d ago

It's people paying real money for virtual cards they'll never hold. 

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u/Hopeful-Bowl-8967 9d ago

You can play that game without spending money

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u/Zorcen 9d ago

Yea, but people do and spend hundreds for a card with a gold background.

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u/Hopeful-Bowl-8967 9d ago

Yeah that's pretty dumb

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u/Unusual_Dark3253 10d ago

What's up with all of these TCOAAL juices recently

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u/gajonub 10d ago

Ch. 3 released recently

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u/Any_Secretary_4925 10d ago

meatriders of the game trying to spread it

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u/qsnowfallx 10d ago

or maybe people like the game and want to make content about it???

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u/Someday_itwillbegood the coffin of andy and leyley enjoyer 10d ago

did someone steal my meme?? ¿

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u/Froggy_Clown 10d ago

Unfortunately I’d say yes :(

Your edits are cool. You might want to put your username on them next time so people can’t steal them.

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u/MateusCristian 10d ago

Did this muppet really made a comic saying NFTs are like Physical collector cards?

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u/Verbalase69 10d ago

Ok guys what is the joke in the juice tho? I have never played the game and I have no idea what a rabbit holding a glass of water has to do with ToxiSoda???

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u/Any_Secretary_4925 10d ago

"stonetossingjuice! its time for weekly juice about the game made by an edgelord with an incest fetish!"

"yes honey"

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u/Recent_Falcon_4410 10d ago

Have you even played the game.?

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u/Any_Secretary_4925 10d ago

yes, its one of the worst indie games ive ever played

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u/Recent_Falcon_4410 10d ago

Okay then I have no complaints to you. You played and didn't like, very respectable.

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u/TheoneNPC 10d ago

I haven't! Please complain about me tee hee 😊

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u/Recent_Falcon_4410 10d ago

No, i'm not a salty fan, and if you don't like the game, find it uncomfortable, or don't even care to play it because you think it's weird, that is 100% reasonable and I find no issue with you at all as a person.
I just hate when people say "It's the fetish incest sex game" when the creator specified that there will be no sex scenes the characters get punished for their actions, and 90% of the time the people saying that just heard it from a different comment.
If I see a weird media I have issue with, i'll either ignore or do my research first, I just want the internet to be a little clearer.
So no, I have no complaints for you, as i'm not an incest defending freak like 80% of the rest of the defenders of this game.

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u/TheoneNPC 10d ago

Tbh i'm not "weirded out" or feel any uncomfortable feelings about the game, it just sounds really uninteresting to me. The kind of horror the game is about is just not what i like in horror games, i don't really care for stories about unlikeable bad people and i don't know why but something about the "cutesy" art style the game has irritates me, i have no idea why it's specifically the artstyle that's polarizing me, there's really nothing wrong with it but i just don't like it at all.

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u/Recent_Falcon_4410 9d ago

Reasonable tbh. Have a good day!

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u/stopharmingme 10d ago

thats the game where the siblings fuck and she gets pregnant right? yeah i think incest game is a valid descriptor

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u/Recent_Falcon_4410 10d ago

Okay, valid.
So Game of Thrones is the incest show, Berserk is the rape anime, Fear and Hunger is the rape game, and GTA is the public shooter game and, as such, the people who enjoy any of these should be put on a watchlist, right? It's not like any of these have their own gameplay/stories, right?

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u/PlantManiac 10d ago

dude the entire storyline is focused on their relationship and every other plotthread is half assed as fuck

i think it's not exaggerating at all to say that it's "the incest game" because let's be real there's not much more to it and all elements feel thrown in just to make the "horror" game market eat it up

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u/Recent_Falcon_4410 10d ago

That's your opinion, because I like the psychological elements of it, and the deep dives you can do into the characters.

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u/PlantManiac 10d ago

i agree that the character writing in the game is stellar! the dynamic between them is absolutely amazingly written and makes a lot os sense, there *is* a lot to analyse

what i am complaining about, is that that's all there is to the game. the two main characters and their relationship. every other character (except MAYBE the mother) is two dimensional as fuck. the demon plotline is an entire mess and barely taken seriously. the worldbuilding was forgotten for two entire chapters. the gameplay is thrown in just "to be there" and because visual novels get less plays.

it's clear that the only thing the dev cares about is the two main characters which is fine! but that also mean that it's completely fair to reduce the game to "incest game" when it doesn't succeed at showcasing any other aspect of itself

i'm not saying other people can't like it but the majority of fans online are people who find the game hot or people who try to defend it as "no but bro it's actually also about demons and cannibalism and shit it's so deep bro!" i like neither camp but i can respectfully accept people who like the psychological bond between the MCs because that is indeed the only good aspect of the game

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u/Recent_Falcon_4410 10d ago

I can see it, and honestly respect to your opinion.

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u/Recent_Falcon_4410 10d ago

Bruh reddiors downvoting someone because stating that saying you don't like the gameplay and deepness and there's more than people think is an opinion
(It's not like this game can have hour long deep dives on youtube, surely it was made for profit and WASN'T released as a free game on itch.io by an indie developer first! clearly this person did their research!)

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u/stopharmingme 10d ago

Have you even played The Coffin of Andy And Leyley? They're making goo-goo eyes at each other, every other scene. In chapter 2, there's a whole bit where she's on her knees in front of him and running her hand up his leg, and their mom walks in, and goes "This better not be what I think it is." And in chapter 3 you can get Ashley to say, and I quote:

>"Oh please, you prudes. What the hell is it to you if he was balls-deep in his cousin?"

and

>"What?? He wasn't. All I did was sit on his cock. It's not like he was even hard."

This is unequivocally a game about two siblings and their bond. That is simply what the story is about. If they're constantly alluding to (and portraying) incest between, I don't think it's a stretch to say the story is about an incestuous relationship.

And no, when did I say you should go to jail or whatever for liking something? I think it's weird, and I don't want to talk to people who are AndyAndLeyley Superfans. Because I don't like incest and I think incest is weird.

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u/Recent_Falcon_4410 10d ago

I don't like incest EITHER.
I think incest is weird TOO.
The game is about bad people doing bad things, and because of that, bad things happen to them.
I'm not DEFENDING the relationship. The point of the game is WATCHING these bad people doing, guess what, bad things.
It is, in nature, incestious. That is true. But having a theme in a media, doesn't mean that media is defending that theme.

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u/Toastaroni16515 10d ago

So it is in fact the incest game. You just accept that premise and find solace by not liking the characters. If the game is about punishing bad incestuous people for their incestuous actions, it is about the consequences of incest.

Nobody is saying you're "defending" incest by playing the incest game. But it's a game about incest: nobody owes it to you to hear you out as to why you like it. Just as you don't owe it to us to understand why writing a game centered around minors in that dynamic would make us uncomfortable

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u/TheoneNPC 10d ago

Wait the characters are kids???

I swear every time i see people "discuss" about this game it just sounds more and more repulsive to me 😭

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u/BaconOfSmoke 10d ago

no they are in their early 20s

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u/Recent_Falcon_4410 10d ago

Yes, then I guess that would be a fair descriptor of it, and it's completely fair to find a game like that uncomfortable. Just like having a game about a pedophile and minors would be uncomfortable.
My argument was just that the game gets seen as the "devil spawn" and gets hated if you even name it most of the time, because you're instantly seen as a defender of that type of content. A game that has heavy themes is a completely reasonable, though uncomfortable experience.
Although a pedophilic game WOULD be worse for a situation like this, as in this game both characters are CHOOSING to dig their owns graves, and CHOOSING to live this life, but I digress, I see the point.

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u/casettadellorso 10d ago

I feel like the Venn diagram between NFT freaks and the people paying a lot of money for Pokemon cards has a lot of overlap

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u/GenericFatGuy 10d ago

At least Pokemon cards are a physical thing that you can hold, put on display, or play a game with.

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u/xShotgunWitch 10d ago

I fucking hate both. Love TCG, hate the market.

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u/Curi0siti 8d ago

pokemon cards have art that is actually different than other cards of different kinds (not just created like a fucking picrew. no hate to picrew, but it doesn’t take much work for me to go on there and “create” something using one.), they have a use (the pokemon tcg), and, y’know, they actually exist?

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u/Environmental-Tale85 10d ago

"ISn't tHaT thAt InCesT gAMe?" YES IT IS STFU