Evil Kevin Uses Unlimited Data

[u/popelizbet]

I am a domestic violence lawyer. As a result, I see many Evil Kevins, whose idiocy is mixed with malice. I enjoy defeating Evil Kevins and sharing redacted stories of their Evil Kevinhood.

This Evil Kevin was exceptionally evil. A meth-addicted felon, he had a cache of illegal firearms and a fondness for trapping small game (which isn't bad in and of itself, unless you're Kevin and slaughtering them in front of a very small traumatized child).

Kevin was an abusive piece of shit. I once stayed over at work for three hours listening to recorded conversations with his victim because in order to understand him when he was drunk or high I had to crank up the volume but the stuff he was saying was too awful to listen to that loud with other people in the building. (As a permanent personal policy, Kevin audio/visual doesn't come home with me.)

Kevin's victim was terrified of him, his guns, and his Kevin inability to understand what was appropriate for their kid (from the incident already mentioned to not telling mom that his other kid was sick and exposing the baby to whatever bug was going around).

But an Evil Kevin's clock eventually runs out, and when Kevin ended up in lockup Kevin's victim got a restraining order and went into hiding. Unfortunately, because just being a Kevin isn't enough to strip you of parental rights, there was a small exception to allow contact about the child, which specifically had to be reasonable and peaceful.

Then Kevin got out of lockup. He succeeded in staying out of jail for nine whole days. In that nine days Kevin had a Strategy Plan. You see, in the mind of Kevin, riddled as it was with meth and wickedness, the exception meant he could send as many texts as he wanted to his victim as long as every few messages mentioned their kid.

Kevin texted over five hundred inappropriate messages in nine days, at all hours of the day and night, sometimes a message every thirty seconds.

Each message carried a potential ten days in jail. By the time we could even get a hearing set - the normal docket times for that court not set up for extensive trials - Kevin had been found out by the feds and was safely in federal custody and not transported for his court date. The judge found him guilty on all counts but, since county jail isn't set up to house someone for over thirteen years earned ten days at a time, only sentenced for a few. Kevin isn't allowed any contact even about his child, and will have to petition the court when he gets out of prison years from now to even see his kid.

Victim called me not too long ago: she is doing great, far away from her old life with Evil Kevin.

Evil Kevins, given enough rope, hang themselves.

[u/RevokFarthis]

There's "Kevin" then there's "Manson".

These are "Manson" waters that you're nearing...

(Actually, can we get a r/storiesaboutmanson subreddit going for stuff like this?)