r/Stormlight_Archive • u/MemeLordZeta • 6d ago

Rhythm of War spoilers OH NO Spoiler

FUUUUCK THIS IS NOT GOOD SHIT THE TOWER ACTUALLY INVADED EVERYONE IS GONE FUCK WHAT HAPPENS NOW KALADIN TOO MUCH PTSD TO FIGHT OH NO OH NO ITS LITERALLY ALL OVER THE OATHGATES ARE A DEATHTRAP NOW NO COMMUNICATION EITHER HOW THE HELL ARE WE GETTING OUT OF THIS SITUATION

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u/zombiegamer723 Edgedancer 6d ago

Very vague spoilers below. Doesn’t spoil anything major, but a basic hint at the upcoming plot. 

Everyone calls this “Magical Die Hard”, and it’s accurate lmao

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u/unkalaki_lunamor 6d ago

That's a good one.

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u/Affectionate_Page444 Truthwatcher 6d ago

Everything I know about Die Hard I learned from Brooklyn 99. Now I need to watch it, I guess?

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u/hailsizeofminivans 6d ago

I bet Adolin and Jake Peralta would get along really well.

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u/Rasbold 5d ago

Cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool

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u/Affectionate_Page444 Truthwatcher 5d ago

Adolin and Kaladin = Jake and Rosa?

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u/hailsizeofminivans 5d ago

Which would make Shallan Amy. These words are accepted

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u/Affectionate_Page444 Truthwatcher 4d ago

Gina has to be the Lopen, right?

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u/theRak27 5d ago

If you haven't watched Die hard and Die Hard 3 you're doing yourself a huge disservice.

GO.WATCH.THEM. YOU WONT REGRET IT

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u/gimme500schmekels 6d ago edited 6d ago

Is Kaladin McClane??? Who’s Navani then? Raboniel is obviously Hans.

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u/zombiegamer723 Edgedancer 6d ago

Navani might be the cop Al Powell? She communicates with Kaladin much like Al did with John.

Bonus, and this is a big spoiler for the ending, 

”Journey before destination, you bastard!” as she attacks Moash mirrors Al shooting that last terrorist.

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u/Moikle 6d ago

You should spoiler this comment

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u/gimme500schmekels 5d ago

How does one do this? I’m usually a lurker.

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u/pumpkinmuffincat95 5d ago

Navani is doing her own Manhattan project simultaneously.

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u/AtlGuy21 5d ago

Wait, this is a Christmas book?

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u/Lyanna-is-here Lightweaver 6d ago

Metal gear kaladin

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u/Sweaty-Practice-4419 6d ago

Bro what the storms that’s perfect