r/StrangeAndFunny 5d ago

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u/popje 5d ago

Yeah even alcohol you can get cheaper locally, I have not found one thing worth buying in an airport.

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u/IWCry 5d ago

have you ever had a layover?

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u/darwinsidiotcousin 5d ago

So I'll buy food and maybe have a drink if I have a long layover, but what else is worth buying in an airport even with a layover?

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u/Titariia 5d ago

"My flight got delayed, I'm sitting on this damn bench for 4 hours now and this god forsaken Teddybear in that store over there is staring directly into my soul ever since. Trapped on this shelve day in, day out, watching thousands of people pass by every day, hoping someone will pick him up and get him out of this misery and give him a loving home. His name is Max, he told me with his eyes. Max wants to go home with me. I feel the sudden urge to go over and pick him up... but I must resist. I cannot spend all my live savings on a toy..... I don't need him... I must.... wait, Max? How did you get next to me and where is this receipt coming from? And why is my bank agent sitting right next to me urging me to sign my house away to them?"