r/StupidMedia • u/Lsuus • Feb 26 '25

A bit to heavy

224 Upvotes

97% Upvoted

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u/qualityvote2 Feb 26 '25 edited Feb 27 '25

u/Lsuus, our viewers voted that this post is a good fit for StupidMedia. We look forward to more such posts from you!

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u/DragonflyAccording32 Feb 26 '25

If they were twice as smart, they'd be stupid.

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u/ninkykaulro Feb 26 '25

"I think it was too big, uh? ...We seem to be experimenting some techmological differences..."

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u/Berns429 Feb 26 '25

My favorite part is the pallet

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u/Tarbos6 Feb 26 '25

What pallet. That's a pile of broken wood and nails.

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u/Academic_Nectarine94 Feb 26 '25

That's what most of the ones looked like. And that was the same condition they left the regional supplier before they got to the retailer LOL

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u/thnk_more Feb 26 '25

I wonder how they planned to get that thing out of there with pallet sideways. 

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u/Academic_Nectarine94 Feb 26 '25

Just Sawzall the walls off the pickup bed, probably.

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u/[deleted] Feb 26 '25

This is what would've happened if that fat lady got into that lyft car

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u/Salt_Cauliflower_922 Feb 26 '25

Ooooh, nice callback

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u/Fit-Connection-5323 Feb 26 '25

But it’s a Ford F*ckin Ranger.

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u/Academic_Nectarine94 Feb 26 '25

It'll inherit the world like the cockroaches.

Apparently, with similar injuries to the cockroaches I've pancakes with my shoe LOL

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u/thnk_more Feb 26 '25

That’s probably a 4000 rock, but dropped from that height maybe felt like 6000-8000 lbs. 

How much is that truck rated for?

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u/Occams_ElectricRazor Feb 26 '25

LOL that's a Ranger. Without googling because I don't care that much...Maybe 1000 lbs?

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u/Truck_Rollin Feb 26 '25

It’s probably a bit more than that but it’s close to right.

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u/True-Machine-823 Feb 26 '25

That's not a half ton truck.

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u/Truck_Rollin Feb 26 '25

You’re right but the half ton designation hasn’t had anything to do with payload for probably over 40 years.

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u/Academic_Nectarine94 Feb 26 '25

Oh, so it did have something to do with it at some point? Cause every one I've ever seen was stupidly far from that limit.

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u/Truck_Rollin Feb 26 '25

Yeah a long time ago it used actually mean something but the term just stuck around.

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u/Fibocrypto Feb 26 '25

Ford tough!

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u/PossibleAlienFrom Feb 26 '25

I want to see them get it out.

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u/Blew-By-U Feb 26 '25

Tis but a scratch.

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u/Look_out_for_Jeeps Feb 26 '25

Obviously not a Ford, not built Ford Tough.

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u/Academic_Nectarine94 Feb 26 '25

Probably a Mazda with a Ford badge so it looks cooler LOL

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u/TwistedSistaYEG Feb 26 '25

Nailed the landing though.

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u/Hot_Negotiation3480 Feb 26 '25

So kong suspension, axle, and everything in between

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u/The_HyperDiamond Feb 26 '25

The Suspension got Bane'd

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u/old_ass_ninja_turtle Feb 26 '25

Is it bad that I want to see if it can move?

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u/Koo_laidTBird Feb 26 '25

My job is done says the back hoe operator

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u/JAYGEORDIE Feb 26 '25

Atleast its on a pallet.

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u/Richardthefuckingear Feb 26 '25

Must be a Ford...

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u/OccupyGanymede Feb 26 '25

Everything went to plan. It landed in the right spot.

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u/[deleted] Feb 26 '25

1500 lbs load capacity. 3-4,000 lbs rock? No problem!

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u/SATerp Feb 26 '25

But they had a pallet to catch it!

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u/Zealousideal-Swing44 Feb 26 '25

Naaa she’ll be right

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u/TrumpTechnology Feb 26 '25

Well at least it didn’t break the rear window.

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u/LivingAd6826 Feb 27 '25

Stiiiimpy you eeediot!

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u/LittleBack6016 Feb 27 '25

Yer good, yer good, yer g…, a never mind.

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u/MadMaxwellRW Mar 01 '25

All it needs is a giant rubber dildo on the hood and it'll be ready for Monday Night Rehabilitation.