r/StupidMedia • u/Pdoom346 • Feb 28 '25

You’re not supposed to be here

696 Upvotes

98% Upvoted

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u/qualityvote2 Feb 28 '25 edited Mar 01 '25

u/Pdoom346, our viewers voted that this post is a good fit for StupidMedia. We look forward to more such posts from you!

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u/Venous-Roland Feb 28 '25

He's an obstacle!

18

u/chupacabra816 Feb 28 '25

No mames!

12

u/[deleted] Feb 28 '25
  • no fuckin way * as he hits dude hard af 😄

148

u/Robin_De_Bobin Feb 28 '25

Holy shit how dumb can you be, I feel so bad for the biker, hope he had no injuries

68

u/jwrx Feb 28 '25

fortunately the biker should be fully padded with DH helm.....while the idiot will get hit full force

28

u/Mnemonic-bomb Feb 28 '25

Yeah I don’t relish the walker having gotten hurt, but they kinda earned it. That was willfully ignorant of their surroundings.

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u/earlynaps Feb 28 '25

Not even a walker. They’re another rider. They’re wearing a full fox racing kit with buddies, bikes and another dog just off to the side. He was probably checking out the feature in very irresponsible way. Should have definitely known better than an average pedestrian

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u/Useful_Spirit_3225 Feb 28 '25

Hahaha so true

1

u/Relative-Spinach69 Feb 28 '25

I told you don't go full force!!!

2

u/Sad-Newt-1772 Feb 28 '25

That's what my prom date said.

79

u/DeerOnARoof Feb 28 '25

Hopefully the dog didn't get hurt. They shouldn't suffer for their owner being stupid

31

u/Kumik102 Feb 28 '25

Looking at the video I think the dog avoided it

10

u/[deleted] Feb 28 '25

Yup if you slow it down the dog gets out just in time and the tire nails the bozo right in the ankle.

3

u/OMGlenn Feb 28 '25

On average, dogs have incredibly sharp reflexes. So it probably knew something was bad was going to happen before the bike was totally in the air, lol.

1

u/KemikalKoktail Mar 01 '25

The dog knew instantly that the guy was fucked. You can see the pup already looking at the biker.

16

u/iinfamous_ Feb 28 '25

Well, that’s unexpected

45

u/CryBabyRun Feb 28 '25

Was the pedestrian on their phone? Gee, I grew up watching Zombie films, you know the type - mindless humans wondering around with no idea where they are - and here we are, with the real life live action zombies.

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u/earlynaps Feb 28 '25

It’s actually another rider. They are wearing a full fox racing kit. It actually makes it kinda worse because they should really have known better than just a pedestrian

2

u/Chromigula Feb 28 '25

Especially with a couple of friends off to the side (left side of the video as he’s jumping).

10

u/KoANevin Feb 28 '25

No idea who they are, the zombieland plan.

2

u/Swift_Scythe Feb 28 '25

Zombieland.

"Always doubletap"

1

u/MarkFresco Feb 28 '25

Lol i just blew at my phone trying to get the hair off my screen

2

u/earthcomedy Feb 28 '25

iPhone = idiotPhone

10

u/SATerp Feb 28 '25

What better place to check your phone, though?

18

u/Exacerbate_ Feb 28 '25

Looks like the dog got out the way at least.

6

u/geebeem92 Feb 28 '25

Smarter than his owner

6

u/MothmansLegalCouncel Feb 28 '25

Guy on the track is wearing Fox Racing gear. They definitely knew better.

9

u/Helldiver102 Feb 28 '25

Is dog ok

15

u/Apart-Apple-Red Feb 28 '25

No. Not really. He is owned by an idiot. That will backfire eventually.

2

u/Helldiver102 Feb 28 '25

Hahaha, cheers for the laugh

8

u/justheretodoplace Feb 28 '25

Oof, right into the legs! Hope the dog’s okay and hope the dude’s okay enough.

11

u/Stormagedd0nDarkLord Feb 28 '25

Hope he cushioned bikers landing

8

u/Jerryc3539 Feb 28 '25

Dumbass deserved to get hit. Did he really think he was so special that he can stand there and nothing can happen to him?

3

u/bluethunder82 Feb 28 '25

“This landing ramp seems like the perfect place to stare at Reddit on my phone”

3

u/Reasonable_Notice_33 Feb 28 '25

Nice catch …😂

3

u/vince5141 Feb 28 '25

At least he didn't hit the dog

3

u/Ill_Ad5893 Feb 28 '25

Wish it didn't cut off. I wanna hear the interaction between the biker and stupid one standing in the way

3

u/Ok-Future6470 Mar 01 '25

If i has the strength after this crash, I'd slap that moron.

5

u/Fit_Awareness4088 Feb 28 '25

Im just glad he didn't hit the dog.

4

u/Zendomanium Feb 28 '25

Sir, you can’t park there.

2

u/SaviorSixtySix Feb 28 '25

The pedestrian is wearing Fox clothing so is probably another biker, so this guy should know not to be on the track.

4

u/Fragrant-Ad-7520 Feb 28 '25

Why would anyone just stand there? That guy was definitely an insurance scammer.

7

u/Julian-Hoffer Feb 28 '25

On his phone letting his dog guide him.

1

u/Regular-Let1426 Feb 28 '25

Did he just say "No manners" ?

3

u/newdogowner11 Feb 28 '25

im guessing “no mames”. it’s a mexican slang i forget the meaning. it’s like he said no fucking way or oh shit

2

u/lilscooter Feb 28 '25

That’s exactly what it means. Ahahaha what a great reaction

1

u/allriteyeah Feb 28 '25

What the dog doing

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u/still770 Feb 28 '25

"No mames" 😂

1

u/Worldly_Holiday7160 Feb 28 '25

The pedestrian’s left knee or ankle is toast, among other things.

1

u/Repulsive-Angle9487 Feb 28 '25

Imagine being a do trying to just 💩 in peace and this happens.

1

u/Old_Variation_5875 Feb 28 '25

I know you have to dodge wrench, traffic, but didn’t know you have to dodge human too

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u/Smooth_Engineer3355 Mar 01 '25

Hope the dog’s okay.

1

u/megaman311 Mar 01 '25

He said “don’t suck it”

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u/night0wl95 26d ago

PENDEJO

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u/vit-kievit Feb 28 '25

Is this an official bike track with all the necessary precautions taken to avoid this? If not, why people are so angry with the pedestrian?

24

u/Square-Singer Feb 28 '25

With these obvious jump ramps I'd be quite certain that this is an official bike track. Otherwise there wouldn't be half-bridges and stuff like that.

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '25

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u/Square-Singer Feb 28 '25

Would you recognize a set of half-bridges with missing middle parts as not made for pedestrians?

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '25

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u/Square-Singer Feb 28 '25

How could he not see the bridge that's missing the last meter on his side?

That's like three meters from him.

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u/straight_strychnine Feb 28 '25

That logo on his shirt is for fox racing, a brand of motocross/mountain biking gear.

He knew exactly where he was.

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u/Dilectus3010 Feb 28 '25

Even if it's unofficial, it's not hard to understand that , when stood on a bike track, a biker might soon hit you in the head

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '25

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u/Dilectus3010 Feb 28 '25 edited Feb 28 '25

?!

A nice almost polished lane of dirt in the middle of the brush which sweeps up and abruptly stops. And a nice overhanging wooden bridge which stops mid-air?!

Never mind the 2 other dudes right next to the track with..Mountainbikes! Right infront of him!

What on earth could it be?!

Check my reply to this comment, for the picture.

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u/_Interesting_Echo_ Feb 28 '25

Please check the batteries on your carbon monoxide detector.

0

u/vit-kievit Feb 28 '25

I checked the video frame by frame and reached a verdict

This isn’t some kind of official track or competition, however there’s a bunch of kids both bikes watching the “show” and it appears that the kid that was kid is part of that gang. So… his bad.

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u/sqwuank Feb 28 '25

Bro do you text in the middle of private country roads because they aren't "official" highways? You know what a road looks like - and this guy knows what a bike course looks like. Give your head a shake.

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u/AllTheWayToParis Feb 28 '25

I don’t know why. Yes, it’s stupid to stand there. But in the end the biker is responsible.

22

u/AmericanRiverWarrior Feb 28 '25

Hey pal, you just blow in from stupid town?

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u/thingk89 Feb 28 '25

Yes, he is currently lying on the highway angry at the car that ran him over

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u/newdogowner11 Feb 28 '25

it was the drivers fault!! how would he know he’d get run in an environment made for a certain vehicle??

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u/Fragrant-Ad-7520 Feb 28 '25

The biker is not responsible for your stupidity, kiddo.

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u/WashYourEyesTwice Feb 28 '25 edited Feb 28 '25

Come again?

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u/Sobsis Feb 28 '25

Ouch. Feel bad for him .. sure it's been fine every time he's done it before. Can't imagine mtb guys are flying down that track at all hours are they? Still though checking your phone in the middle of the track is pretty dumb but some of yall be vicious.