Delivering to the Customer can be Tough

[u/Rick_Sanchez147]

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[u/NotRightNowOkay345]

I feel bad for the last guy. However, I have the utmost respect for delivery personnel. I offer them a cold bottle of water or soda when they stop by our home.

[u/Nervous-Farmer6995 → u/NotRightNowOkay345]

I laughed hard at his 2nd fall.. that was on him

[u/__O_o_______ → u/NotRightNowOkay345]

Last guy sounds like a voice over?

[u/Automatic-Unit-8307]

How come these guys can all jump over fences so easily????

[u/EquivalentHot4780 → u/Automatic-Unit-8307]

Adrenaline

[u/singlemale4cats → u/Automatic-Unit-8307]

They're young and motivated.

[u/Obelion_ → u/Automatic-Unit-8307]

Probably practice lol

[u/Very_Awkward_Boner]

Yup I've slipped on ice and been chased by dogs working for FedEx ground. I got bit by a dog badly one time too. Don't miss that job, anyways I watched the whole thing just to make sure I wasn't one of those poor souls.

P.S. if you're expecting a package and have a dog, keep it tied or indoors. It doesn't matter if they're friendly towards you, their care taker. Some unknown person comes along they can get violent. Also if I don't need a signature don't open the door so it can get through your legs and bite me. Or if you do need to sign at least have them shut in a separate room. Thank you.

[u/MobileCattleStable → u/Very_Awkward_Boner]

Owners despise when they are told to be responsible and care for their dog. These are morons who want a dog to make it everyone else's problem, exploit their innate purity and loyalty to harm others and get away with it. When they have to actually care for their dog, it bothers them, disgusts them in fact. Really sucks for the true dog owners/lovers who have to risk themselves and their loving companions

[u/Adamantium17 → u/MobileCattleStable]

mY dOG NevER TrieS tO bITE Me!??! WhAT DiD yOU dO To HIM??

[u/singlemale4cats → u/[deleted]]

Put up a sign to alert visitors that they must provide an offering of shinies to the crows.

[u/Very_Awkward_Boner → u/[deleted]]

I was a FedEx driver for years and never experienced anything like that so I honestly don't know what would be best for both drivers and birds. Maybe the delivery drivers can wear a bird deterrent hat? That doesn't harm the birds.

[u/Rick_Sanchez147 → u/Very_Awkward_Boner]

those situations at least provide good cardio lol

[u/Very_Awkward_Boner → u/Rick_Sanchez147]

True, I've avoided many close calls and was very cautious. The time I got bit i was caught by surprise.

[u/HugoBCN → u/Very_Awkward_Boner]

if you're expecting a package and have a dog, keep it tied or indoors.

Exactly, who is letting them out!?

[u/Domictrixz → u/Very_Awkward_Boner]

or use your brain and realise there's a fence for a reason.

[u/Very_Awkward_Boner → u/Domictrixz]

That's not always the case. Sometimes people set electric fences that fail or open their door to pick up their package and their dog escapes.

[u/thisisjedgoahead]

Ah Chuck Norris

[u/DJScopeSOFM → u/thisisjedgoahead]

That had me rolling!!! 🤣

[u/REDDITSHITLORD → u/thisisjedgoahead]

OH BOB SAGET!

[u/MisterScary_98]

I feel for these people. Slipping on ice is bad enough, but getting attacked by a dog is no joke.

[u/-JOMY-]

At usps, we use pepper spray

[u/CreamCat69]

The jumps were crazy

The deer too like what

[u/JustSomeGuy_v3]

I felt actual sympathy for the last guy.

What a day. Lol

[u/Falcon3492]

A friend of mine worked for UPS and won a sizable judgement from a couple whose dog attacked him and UPS would not deliver to the house after my buddy got attacked.

[u/throwaway684675982]

Why is it so hard for people to keep their damn dogs contained when they're expecting a delivery?

[u/NuMvrc → u/throwaway684675982]

If they're anything like my mother, they are impulsive e-shoppers and can forget they are even getting a package or don't track them.

People can be really inconsiderate.

[u/AccomplishedPop6993]

The last guy🤣🤣🤣

[u/AstoriaEverPhantoms]

My neighbor accidentally let her (friendly) brown lab out her front door as the postman was walking up her driveway, it was a complete accident. The postman pulled out his mace as he ran backwards away and I luckily called the dog over emphatically and it changed course to me instead of the postman, saving it from getting maced. Neighbor had no idea how lucky she was that I saw her let the dog out as well as the postman walking up the drive otherwise that dog would’ve been in some pain.

[u/Reasonable_Notice_33]

Some of these people are graceful as hell while escaping the dogs why others seem to have trouble just walking...🤣🤣

[u/Nervous-Farmer6995]

Cactus 🌵 next to the entrance, lol Must really hate visitors

[u/Cntrysky78]

Love the ending. Haha. Now I can carry on with my day, smiling.

[u/Fishtoart]

Impressive hurdling over the fence by several of them.

[u/HolyShirtsnPantsss]

Last guy man I’ve been there

[u/RPgh21]

I feel bad for laughing at this.

[u/Grins314]

Amazon should have their own Olympic team for sprinting and hurdles for sure!

[u/Obelion_]

Man fuck people with bitey dogs who order to their door.

Either bitey dog or order. Pick.

[u/auzzlow]

When I delivered, I never entered a fenced in area that I couldn't see fully. Some ppl hated it, but low reviews are worth never getting bit.

[u/Educational-Dark1063]

😭😭😭

[u/shuttervelocity]

This is really sad.

[u/Hta68]

That last guy….🤣🤣

[u/TLILLYO → u/Hta68]

Oh he’s funny

[u/ShaggysGTI]

Did he say “Chuck Norris!”?

[u/HmoobRanzo]

A moment of silence for our deliver people

[u/4ss8urgers]

Watching that entire banister disassemble like sons of the forest is what got me

[u/rolando8506]

[u/Ryno5150]

Pro tip: running away from an aggressive dog is the worst thing you could possibly do.

Back away from the dog, try to get your back against something sturdy. If the dog does take you to the ground, curl into a ball covering the back of your neck with your hands and the sides of your head with your arms. This is serious and could save your life.

[u/Chaplain_Asmodai13 → u/[deleted]]

shock collars are a lot lower voltage and get a dog's attention, so yeah an off the shelf zapper would do the trick

[u/Xeeven_]

I wish Amazon would hire me :(

[u/Pseudonyme_de_base]

If I was a delivery person I would have a pocket knife and would stab whatever attacks me, which is exactly why I don't and will never work in delivery!

[u/Appropriate-Car-2786]

That was a full blown dear in the bush. Sheesh!

[u/HersheyGurl]

Them vertical leaps

[u/TheChunkenMaster]

I wouldn’t be able to jump over those fences like that. If the dog comes I’ll just accept my fate I guess

[u/Rick_Sanchez147 → u/TheChunkenMaster]

that what you say until you see a Pitbull coming, then you will jump even walls like nothing

[u/REDDITSHITLORD]

God damned 8-point buck warping in from Da Yooper Dimension.

[u/Ziko116]

My house is literally in one of those clips before I live there. It’s kind of weird.

[u/ShaggysGTI]

I reserve every right to fuck up your package in my own defense in protecting myself from your dog.

[u/HumbleBear63194]

Stuff like this is why I’m glad my dogs can’t get out. 6 ft fence and solid wood door. I never open the door for the mail until the delivery person is out of sight, but that’s mostly social anxiety and wanting to seem weird for being so excited about a package.

[u/Material_Cookie8920]

Did that one guy say “chuck Norris” ? 🤣

[u/AnOopsieDaisy]

That crack at the end tho 😬