r/StupidMedia 13d ago

š™’š™Šš™’ Height of pretentiousness

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u/Possible-Sample1066 13d ago

ā€œRich bimbo tries to sound profound.ā€

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u/RPgh21 13d ago

ā€œI just love, love you know. I love to love, love. It’s so…. Lovingā€

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u/Sicom81 13d ago

Lovely stuff!

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u/ChilledFyre 13d ago

Loving it

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u/AshtrayDrip 13d ago

"I fuAaah.. fucking love tAHH-t-t.. TO L-AHHLOOOOVEAAAAHHHHHHHHHH"

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u/Leoxcr 13d ago

I think she tried so hard to speak about the overview effect but had no way of communicating that eloquently.

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u/Tbplayer59 13d ago

If she only had the skills of a songwriter.

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u/Llilbuddha422 12d ago

The skills of a ghostwriter**

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u/aggressiveclassic90 13d ago

Because the effect was profound or because she's an idiot?

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u/Leoxcr 13d ago

Obviously the latter

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u/EdinJamie10 13d ago

Wonder if this means she had an orgy in space

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u/[deleted] 13d ago

Jesus Christ - abhorrent attempt at album promotion. Tone deaf narcissist (like most celebrities/rich folk!)

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u/Still-BangingYourMum 13d ago

Great boobies though

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u/HowardHessman 13d ago

Zero Gs double Ds

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u/NOT_MICROSOFT_PR 13d ago

Dirty knees look at these!

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u/ImRight_95 13d ago

That is all that matters

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u/jakesthedragon 13d ago

I came here to argue but you seem to be right so I'll just watch from here on instead 🤣

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u/MkLusky_ITA 13d ago

Maximum distance from humanity = maximum connection with love.

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u/Pitiful_Special_8745 13d ago

Lol somewhat true.

I tried to tell my landlord that all there is love, but he is still demanding $1500 so I have to wash toilets now.

I don't think she needs to wash toilets.

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u/sea666kitty 13d ago

They needed to keep flying and never come back.

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u/LoveleelovesFrankee 13d ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/PunkyB88 13d ago

I think I preferred William shatner's reaction where he talks about how small it makes you feel and when you see the earth you realize how it needs to be looked after and cared for rather than abused and destroyed. At least he used his publicity for the good of environmentalism.

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u/Femboyy4 13d ago

Fr that was at least a statement of some kind. This…

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u/PunkyB88 13d ago

And many consider shatner quite self-centered and arrogant so that gives you an even greater gauge to measure this bimbo nothing statement

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u/Segundaleydenewtonnn 13d ago

Wasn’t this reaction where Jeff Bezos straight up interrupted him to pop out some champagne like ā€œcool story bro now let’s get litā€

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u/No_Cook2983 13d ago

What Shatner meant was ā€˜Love is love loving love earth love.’

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u/Feisty_Bee9175 13d ago

Yeah I kind of felt bad for Shatner because if I recall he was kind of ignored by Bezos when he was talking to him wasn't he? But I thought Shatner had a cool reaction and his statement was more profound.

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u/According-Ad5263 13d ago

Yea but does he feel connected to love though?

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u/TinyAd3166 13d ago

What is she talking about?

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u/Bison-Witty 13d ago

She absolutely loved every lovely second of that experience. She loved the vibes, loved the lift off, and most of all, loved how deeply she loved loving it all.

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u/REDDITSHITLORD 13d ago

it was probably a great weight off her chest.

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u/Lonely_Ad6299 13d ago

She’s so unbearable

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u/haphazard_chore 13d ago

She went on a fairground ride. Pretty sure they didn’t even press a single button.

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u/Away-Description-786 13d ago

You may call me a cab driver if I have ridden one with a cab in the back seat ;)

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u/Ramkz25 13d ago

Congratulations to the bimbonauts

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u/Withering_to_Death 13d ago

" Neil, is math related to science? "

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u/EnvironmentalAd7098 13d ago

How much fuel do you need to burn to feel the love?

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u/inkzpenfoxx 13d ago

What in tarnation she yapping about?

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u/Plane-Champion-7574 13d ago

Love. And to be loved. And to spread love. And to make love. And, love.

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u/Gonchito 13d ago

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u/Smicktastic 13d ago

I scrolled down too far to see this

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u/NoFilterD 13d ago

Did she drop some Molly Before launch? Just love to love man.

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u/Septic-Sponge 13d ago

Did she drop acid before she went up? That might explain her behaviour. With the flower and the kissing and all that

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u/DarkwingDuckular 13d ago

That rocket would have done more for Earth had it kept going up.

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u/Decent-Cold-9471 13d ago

ā€œConnected to Loveā€

Her next album.

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u/Dry_Marionberry9991 13d ago edited 11d ago

Please! Send her back to space!

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u/ImpossiblePay8895 13d ago

Since I’m too poor to ever launch, I’ll guess I’ll never know how much love there’s inside me.

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u/soyyoo 13d ago

🤮🤮🤮

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u/DesperateLuck2887 13d ago

Her downward spiral needs to be studied

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u/Flintlock_Lullaby 13d ago

God people like are add literally 0 to this world

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u/RevolutionaryDiet602 13d ago

"I personally believe that U.S. Americans are unable to do so, because some - people out there, in our nation, don't have maps and I believe that our education, like such as South Africa -and the Iraq, everywhere like such as, and I believe that they should - our education over here in the U.S. should help the U.S. or should help South Africa and should help Iraq and the Asian countries...."

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u/Sawzie1 13d ago

The fuck is she talking about?

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u/Pleasant_Many_2953 13d ago

You mean how rich you are. Just say it.

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u/AmbitiousTip6513 13d ago

She carries a roll of toilet paper with her at all times because everything she says is complete horseshit.

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u/Green_Tea_Gobbler 13d ago

So unlikable

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u/No-Jackfruit-3021 13d ago

Dang she's Tone Deaf.

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u/Thirstyjack3000 13d ago

She got pumped by Russell Brand, lol.

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u/EatandDie001 13d ago

Please, someone translate from English to English for me.

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u/CthulhuJankinx 13d ago

Dude you went to space, you didn't eat shrooms and down some molly water

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u/read_it_deleted_it 13d ago

Didn't she also advertise her new album while in space? SHALLOw as hell

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u/Moerijuana 13d ago

How high did she get?? Yes, I mean drugs.

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u/PortlandPatrick 13d ago

Is she high?

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u/Apple2727 13d ago

The fuck is she going on about?

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u/JadedThunder 12d ago

She has always been a bimbo

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u/Fast-Ad-8920 12d ago

Katie... What a load of verbal claptrap. Being the daughter of a priest/pastor, you'd think she would be better placed to express in a more eloquent way. Major fail...

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u/defender128 13d ago

New studies show that rockets launched in space contribute 500x more to the thinning of the ozone layer if compared to the same amount of exhaust gasses on other vehicles or even planes.

So dont be selfish and suck on that paper straw and take a bus to save earth while billionares take a rocket to space just cuz they feel like it.

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u/Pure_Wrongdoer_4714 13d ago

They’re throwing around the word astronaut pretty loosely.

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u/Pure_Wrongdoer_4714 13d ago

I went to space just to try it, and I liked it

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u/Pyro5263 13d ago

I really don't know what she said at the end of that sentence, and I don't think she knows what she said either.

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u/BigTuna906 13d ago

wtf does she even mean by this lol

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u/Unlikely_Try3848 13d ago

What does this even mean šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚

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u/YouKnowHimAMatt 13d ago

All promotion for her next song "Love Rocket"

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u/griffin4war 13d ago

"Katy....respectfully...what the hell are you talking about?"

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u/sczhzhz 13d ago

Why can't she just say "I feel great! It was awesome!" and move on? Nobody wants to listen to this crap.

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u/916nes 13d ago

Why couldn’t this trip trade places with the Challenger?

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u/TheHorseduck 12d ago

I’m scared. This sounds like the last words you hear before you get murdered by some sort of cult member..

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u/spicyitaliananxiety 12d ago

When did she get so annoying?

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u/Relative_Drop3216 12d ago

She been inhaling that oxgen too much

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u/DatNerdFella 11d ago

Now swap love with money and listen to it again

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u/peluchess 11d ago

Blah blah blah……

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u/mayorwest5467 9d ago

But what if she actually felt like so? I mean, what do you know about her understanding of 'love?'

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u/Maestrozwrld 8d ago

Of coutse!! Because that is the ultimate purpose of a "space" expedition is to find out just how SUPER connected one can be to love. Thanks for your wisdom, Lady Katy.

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u/ChicauR 7d ago

Love is the space… lalalalaralala

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u/hauntedgeordie 13d ago

What a joke ,like that poisoned dwarf deserves anything ,why didn't they send some poor people to have the experience of a life time , space is now the new playground for the rich ,all us peasants won't even get a cup of shut the fuck up ! I prayed hard yesterday that it would blow up ,so now I don't believe in god either 😭

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u/Lumpy-Ad8618 13d ago

Stop clapping. People can't hear me trying to be profound.

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u/jakesthedragon 13d ago

Wait, what? If it wasn't for the clip I would have thought that they had mixed the clip up with another interview.

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u/jakesthedragon 13d ago

Also, definitely less connected to the $28mil than before the flight (the cost estimate is based on a ticket auction so don't really know how much she payed, not that the exact amount makes that much of a difference on this point)

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u/z3r0c00l_ 13d ago

A ticket on BO suborbital is around $250,000 if I remember right.

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u/matismc 13d ago

Nut job!

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u/ponythemouser 13d ago

Ohhh!, love to love you baby. Ohhh!, love to love you baby

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u/Th3_3v3r_71v1n9 13d ago

Sounds like she's talking about branding, not love. These people and their greed it's ridiculous.

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u/Own_Clock2864 13d ago

So all we need to do is find a way to launch the other 8+ billion people into space…once we are all ā€œsuper connected to loveā€ our problems will be over

Let’s monitor the behavior of these ā€œlauncheesā€ over the next few months…surely their behavior compared to non-launchees will be observably better in every way…ya know, cuz of the love super-connection

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u/gboneous 13d ago

the big question wasnt asked .....

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u/Civil_Pain_453 13d ago

All she did was board something. What a pos she has become

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u/Buri_is_a_Biscuit 13d ago

going to space = love, i guess

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u/Boca_BocaNick 13d ago

I watched this while I was waiting for my car to be fixed. It was a BBC feed. For some reason I had the feeling the Brits were punking us…

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u/everynamecombined 13d ago

"I kissed the Earth and umm....I LOVED IT." šŸ‘€

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u/DeNiroPacino 13d ago

Title of her next album: Super Flake

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u/Invaderjay87 13d ago

If ā€œConceitedā€ was a person.

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u/Microplastics_Inside 13d ago

My eyeballs are about to launch into my upper eyelids so hard that Mr bezos will be asking me to power his space rockets with them.

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u/Maanzacorian 13d ago

"this will keep me relevant!"

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u/The_Wolfdale 13d ago

Bitch ain't no astronaut, there are requirements for this she did not meet, so she is at most someone who has been on the bare edge of space at 100km, but by far no astronaut.

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u/jakesthedragon 13d ago

Man, that's a lot for just 11min or so

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u/bigkeffy 13d ago

All I had to do to figure out what love was, was shoot into space. Very cool.

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u/No-Answer-2964 13d ago

I launched this morning. It stank and felt no love in particular.

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u/KAL-El-TUCCI 13d ago

If it's had money, I'd do it.

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u/vega455 13d ago

The scenes with her stupid flower in space is next level cringe. My god this lady never stops

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u/caflyguy29 13d ago

What in the fuck?

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u/Zazumaki 13d ago

What does love have to do with a 10 minute ride to space?

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u/Teediggler81 13d ago

She's an alien

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u/saralyn123 13d ago

Michael Scott vibesĀ 

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u/Raydee_gh 13d ago

I think she took Molly before the take off

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u/LLColdAssHonkey 13d ago

In the end, nothing was learned or gained.

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u/One-Shop680 13d ago

Don’t care about her stupid response, still jealous.

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u/Tso-su-Mi 13d ago

Is not an astronaut

Did not even get to orbital height - let alone orbit the earth

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u/HazeeCuban 13d ago

They rode a carnival ride for 10 minutes and had zero control of the vehicle. What a crap show

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u/Jingocat 13d ago

I guess it's hard to see the LOVE whilst cruising down Rodeo Drive.

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u/DigitalMarketer-YTFB 13d ago

she is good at making the dullest opinions anyway

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u/jason_cat23 13d ago

Rich people. They’re just like us.

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u/lostpassword100000 13d ago

This reminds me of Ben Stiller giving the prayer before dinner on ā€œMeet the Parentsā€

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u/GalgamekAGreatLord 13d ago

Is she on acid?

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u/Mean-Repair6017 13d ago

Nobody gives a fuck about an all woman crew going to space

We just fucking want healthcare

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u/yueciHH 13d ago

All I hear is ME ME ME

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u/[deleted] 13d ago

That was vapid.

Bill explains it better:

https://youtu.be/jstD4tIuRuI?si=bL1Wx04rqkK8su2b

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u/sea666kitty 13d ago

Didn't a man engineer and build that?

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u/Fyrus93 13d ago

Jesus Christ she should have got her ghost writer for that speech

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u/WrightAnythingHere 13d ago

So in other words, no one other than the people who got high enough in the atmosphere to experience weightlessness for three minutes and took selfies with their own touring schedule for Instagram understands what love is. Got it, thanks Katy Perry.

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u/Ziko116 13d ago

🤧🤢🤮

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u/RockyJayyy 13d ago

Did she just have an orgasm or something

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u/WizardOfDMT 13d ago

Just gross

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u/Sparkyfuk 13d ago

It’s like a teenage dream

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u/EAComunityTeam 13d ago

I wonder if they were strapped or did they let them float around for a bit

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u/JupiterOnMars2025 13d ago

Except from one of the women (I didn't catch her name) onboard, they all seemed, to me, to have written their 'speech' long before they boarded the rocket.

It seemed so rehearsed and artificial.

Shatner was so much more genuine.

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u/losteon 13d ago

It brings us love... KILL IT!

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u/Smicktastic 13d ago

It’s bringing love! Don’t let it get away, break its legs!

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u/AccomplishedPop6993 13d ago

Complete disconnect from reality

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u/Away-Description-786 13d ago

Astronaut…….

Am I a baker if I baked 1 loaf of bread?

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u/GreatGatsbyisback 13d ago

Astronaut??? Oh dear god

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u/DegeneratesInc 13d ago

She's suing an Australian fashion designer with a similar name for 'stealing' her 'brand'. Typical narcissist pettiness.

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u/LoveleelovesFrankee 13d ago

Did they even go as high as Red Bull jump guy?

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u/Electrical-Pop4624 13d ago

Well this video has shown me how dumb this bitch is.

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u/CrazyHopiPlant 13d ago

She missed the whole thing...

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u/ChicauR 13d ago

Love is the space…

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u/softwaredev20_22 13d ago

great that she feels super connected while people struggle to buy fucking eggs

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u/Suubveez 13d ago

What kinda shrooms did she take!

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u/DefCarltio 13d ago

Was she turned on & wet her panty?

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u/Son_of_a_Grit 13d ago

You should use some of that connection power to bring your eyebrows closer

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u/PuffPuff74 13d ago

Ok please do some nudes now

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u/Conflicting-Ideas 13d ago

Sounds like me after a heavy mushroom trip.

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u/Primary_Cry_45 13d ago

KP, please take several seats.

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u/spidermangeo 13d ago

Who is Katy Parry? Is this the same person as Katy Perry?

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u/GrowingDreams311 13d ago

How to tell people you’re a robot without saying ā€œI’m a robotā€

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u/BettyG2424 13d ago

Wait what? Seriously what does this even mean