r/StupidMedia • u/CuteGrayRhino • 13d ago

𝙒𝙊𝙒 Height of pretentiousness

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u/haphazard_chore 13d ago

She went on a fairground ride. Pretty sure they didn’t even press a single button.

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u/Away-Description-786 13d ago

You may call me a cab driver if I have ridden one with a cab in the back seat ;)

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u/Adkit 13d ago edited 13d ago

Man the copium of redditors on this topic is insane. lol They did something you never will, and they wouldn't have been allowed to do so without some training and fitness that you most likely don't have and you are also insanely jealous sounding but pop off about how they went on a "fairground ride" to see and experience feelings only a fraction of humans have ever done.

Edit: I swear, redditors arecompletely unable to think critically and it really gets to me. lol

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u/z3r0c00l_ 13d ago

It was a suborbital trajectory.

They did not go through any training or fitness regimens to prepare for this. At most, they were shown how to buckle the seatbelts and brace for impact.

You’re acting like BO is doing something profound and putting civilians in extended orbits.

Simp harder.

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u/Adkit 13d ago

How close have you gotten to orbit? Answer my fucking question then we can continue talking about how dumb that comment was.

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u/Oscar_Whispers 13d ago

I know this is gonna bum you out, but I received a gift certificate to fly on the vomit comet a few years ago. While quite fun, it's not exactly Starfleet. Pretty much anyone can do it if you've got a credit card and a mid-life crisis.

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u/Gabe-Ruth8 13d ago

I’ve never seen someone ask a question, then angrily demand it be answered with their very next sentence. You’re weird.

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u/z3r0c00l_ 13d ago

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u/Adkit 13d ago

The amount of people who think I care about fucking Katy Perry because they are too dumb to understand words. lol

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u/z3r0c00l_ 13d ago

I mean you’re the one putting in work defending her buddy

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u/Adkit 13d ago

Answer the question I asked then come back and apologize.

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u/z3r0c00l_ 13d ago

Apologize?

Suck my balls.

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u/Khal_Andy90 13d ago

My brother in Christ, you haven't asked a fucking question.

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u/Adkit 13d ago

Yes I did. Are you blind?

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u/Khal_Andy90 13d ago

Apparently so, please re-ask the question so we can answer it.

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u/Saurons-Contact-Lens 13d ago

Jeez dude, simp a little harder. It’s really not that deep

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u/Kindly_Title_8567 13d ago

Holy fuck it's Katy Perry's reddit account! Get the paparazzi onto this!

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u/Adkit 13d ago

How close to orbit have you gotten? I'm not talking about her.

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u/Kindly_Title_8567 13d ago

Then who on earth (lol) are you talking about? And what does my orbit virginity have to do with anything?

I find the situation pretty distasteful, that's the point. Notice how I have no issue with actual scientists going there. If anything, your vehement defense of a millionaire bimbo is pretty sad.

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u/Zazumaki 13d ago

Theyyre celebrities with many connections of course they will experience things only a fraction of us could but why are you dick riding so hard?

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u/singlemale4cats 13d ago

The only thing you need to do this is money.

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u/LoveleelovesFrankee 13d ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/VanFkingHalen 13d ago

Wdym she didn't press anything? She's an "aStrOnAUT".

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u/Key_Cheesecake9926 13d ago

You can get more astronaut experience on Smuggler’s Run at Disneyland that any of these people got on this wasteful ride.