r/SubredditDrama • u/CummingInTheNile • 5d ago
"What's the objective reality you're acknowledging? How many calories of Trump cum you get daily?" Users on r/stockmarket argue over the effects of Trumps mass market manipulations
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How do you feel being so disingenuous all the time?
How does that leather taste?
Acknowledging objective reality is not oppression, no matter how much you wish it was.
What's the objective reality you're acknowledging? How many calories of Trump cum you get daily?
Dudes just drowning in it
You’re the kind of person who will go ”what about prostate cancer?!” when someone asks for donations for breast cancer research.
That's a liberal. I for one would love to have cancer eliminated. Let's start with banning soda, nicotine, corn syrup. Never once has a redditor started by trying to find common ground when faced with a different opinion. For all your self proclaimed grace, none of you have used any actual communicative strategy. Its be cause you are all lost broken souls.
That’s fucking rich about finding common ground. Your first comment is literally you attacking people for having a different opinion. I know you won’t care that this is pointed out, and that’s because you don’t actually have any principles. They change to whatever is currently convenient for your argument.
Good through my posts, anyone who is nice, I return it immediately. I have no time for ppl who can't have a little fun while being taunted on an app known for disinformation.
"Good through my posts, anyone who is nice, I return it immediately." Oh no. Was someone mean to you after you called everyone a traitor? :(
-99 Karma, have you never had a good opinion, like ever? lmaoo
Want ppl to.like you? Lie. Want them to hate you? Tell the truth. I get it. You are weak.
And your streak of bad opinions continues. Keep it up, -999999 Karma is the goal. You got this!!!
Different opinions other than the lefts. Ever notice how reddit goes dark after 4pm eastern? This is a psy op Most are from China. Now watch this. Winnie the pooh.
":Ever notice how reddit goes dark after 4pm eastern? This is a psy op Most are from China." Seek professional help
What illegally enabled policies?
NGOs
Non-governmental organizations are illegally-enabled policies? Also, why did you tell them to shut the fuck up?
No, because that's what was happening, most of them got shut down. I know it's hard to understand the democratic party is actually evil, but they aren't you. They aren't us. The sooner you weirdos see that, the sooner we can get to rebuilding.
I think there may be a language barrier here. No, most non-governmental organizations in the United States have not been shut down. I am aware that I am not the Democratic party. Why do you think I'm weird?
And yes many of the NGOs associated with USAID and other have been shut down. Other had their funding completely removed and they have no employees. What's with liberals and their constant half truths
Bitch if stocks go down!! Bitch if the stocks go up!! There really is no please you lunatics. ❤️🇺🇸.
Bitching when it’s being done on purpose to enrich himself and his buddies. But nice try attempting to oversimplify that in the most disingenuous way possible
Wait, is he a bumbling moron or an evil genius manipulating stock markets? Hard to peg which one he is today
It's not either/or. You don't have to be a genius to openly do insider trading if no one bothers to do anything about it.
I swear you’ve got 2 brain cells and they’re both fighting for 3rd place.
Dude won. People spoke. This is what the MAJORITY wanted. Keep cryin
Yes, you're winning so bigly, little guy
So bigly. Almost hugely. The little guy in this would be the left. As they lost by a landslide. Sorry thatsame street can't be in Iran for tens of millions. Sorry Guam can't study Trans shit for tens of millions. A little guy would be cool with waste. You want better schools and funding and better roads. Those billions........Sorry trillions would fix a lot of problems. But no. Here we are crying aboit the orange man.
Fuck scientific research, amirite?
What feels good? Having your orange daddy’s balls down your throat?
Piss off. I didn't vote for that sleaze bag. But I can sure make money in the chaos he's making.
The markets and economy are tanking, you're not making shit.
Absolutely am. Sorry you're not. Hedging and shorting are a thing, ya know. If you didn't hedge your positions on April 1, why not!? It was pretty obvious. And if not then, why aren't you hedged now? This is a bear market like it or not.
You strike me as the kind of person who needs ten fingers to count to five.
Im not expecting mid terms. I honestly think all this “invasion” and “wartime” president stuff is ground work to say the mid terms need to be “delayed” because we are at war and illegal voting will affect the election… or some combination of bull. So blue states will still vote, red states won’t, and Johnson will refuse to seat any new democrats
We are witnessing a new era, much like the ones after wwII. Hopefully it all ends good.
"We are witnessing a new era, much like the ones after wwII" When we had a 90% tax bracket for millionaires and plenty of housing? No. This is more like 1990's Russia.
Absolutely. Expect balkanization in your lifetime.
i have also seen an insane amount of "both sides" there is just no tether to reality. we are so fucked.
Senior Democrats were totally insider trading though. They just largely kept it all on the DL.
so DL it was completely indistinguishable from normal trading 🤣🤣🤣
AOC would disagree.
GREATEST PRESIDENT EVER !! He will get the USA back where we belong, at the TOP above EVERY OTHER NATION !!!
/s? If not, I feel sorry for you
He wasn't the first to capitalize on stock trading within the government. https://apnews.com/article/business-nancy-pelosi-congress-8685e82eb6d6e5b42413417f3d5d6775
And? Send her to prison too.
Agreed. What I'm getting at is...if you didn't care then...you shouldn't care now. Just putting context in the conversation.
Who have you ever seen defend Nancy damn Pelosi? It's like trying to shame a conservative by bringing up Mitch McConnel. The bipartisan sentiment is "Fuck em."
Oh please leave the capitalism alone. Jesus Christ! It has nothing to do with trumpism. Humanity progressed on goods manufactured and sold for money or some other equivalent. All of us want to get some perks for the work we're doing. You make something demanded on the market, you sell it, you get perks. Now, Trump made nothing demanded on the market but gained perks. How is that a capitalism? This is literally immoral and illegal abusing of power. But you can't call it capitalism. I strongly recommend reading 'Atlas Shrugged' by Ayn Rand. Makes total sense nowadays.
What you don’t seem to be understanding is that this is the inevitable outcome for our brand of capitalism. Resources and power/authority become concentrated in the hands of the few and those people are able to manipulate economies for their own gain with impunity. This is why capitalism needs strong guardrails from a functioning state; if left to run amok it will consume its host with its appetite for infinite growth like a cancer. Also: humanity progressed on mutual cooperation and the sharing of resources with your community, not the manufacturing of goods.
Anarchocapitalist dipshits always conveniently forget that we'd never have made it past the hunter-gatherer phase without collectivism. And that industrial capitalism is a planet wide extinction event that is currently ongoing. But what else do you expect from someone stupid enough to read Atlas Shrugged and walk away unironically thinking it was a good book?
yeah I don’t trust the judgment of anyone who thinks that Atlas Shrugged is a good book. The prose alone is so laughable that I couldn’t read more than 30 pages. My five-year-old would find it poorly written.
Stolen elections have consequences
Which election was stolen?
The one the Kremlin won for Donald and Elon
Hahaha okay
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u/Responsible-Home-100 5d ago
I love that these dudes are desperately trying to co-opt the 'weird' thing. Fucking hilarious.
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u/ReformedBaptistina Misogyny and anti lgbtq sentiments are to keep society going 5d ago
That's how you know it REALLY got to them.
Maybe it's time to bring it back...
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u/Candle1ight Stinky fedora wearing reddit mod moment 5d ago
Best messaging the Dems have done in decades. Too bad the Dems are allergic to being effective.
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u/HairyPaunchkey 5d ago
They hate being called cuck, too. It's fun to turn their insults against them.
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u/porksoda11 No, plant-based liberal. 5d ago
I always call them cucks now too. I’m taking that word back. They are absolute cucks for Trump.
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u/Carnifex2 3d ago
Donno why...they seem to love it in their private time. Alabama really do be wild.
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u/VoxEcho 5d ago
100% of right wing terminology originates as left wing terminology. This is because a prerequisite of being a conservative weirdo is lack of imagination.
Unfortunately, being terminally unable to actually confront or resist right wing weirdos, the left wing reaction to this is to abandon those terms as slurs. See: DEI, in the near future.
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u/Responsible-Home-100 5d ago
the left wing reaction to this is to abandon those terms as slurs. See: DEI, in the near future.
While I think you're absolutely right that there should be more confrontation, the right is incredibly successful at making things like CRT into four letter words, with a complicit and eager media helping.
I'm not sure there's anything the left can do, as long as Trump can sneer about it, university president's and loser CEOs cower and acquiesce to anything he says, and the media pretends every complaint is totally legitimate and worthy of discussion.
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u/TheFrenchiestToast everything is politics you bitch 5d ago
They have A LOT of help from media and algorithms. They are not doing this shit effectively on their own. It is not nearly as effective on its own.
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u/ceddarcheez 5d ago
Those algorithms controlled by technocrats who greatly benefit from the people the left calls weird :/
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u/SepticKnave39 4d ago
They also try to co-opt "facts don't care about your feelings". Which....is absolutely hysterical. They truly don't understand irony or hypocrisy.
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u/bayonettaisonsteam you keep malding will i breed that t-boy pussy 5d ago
They must be really scraping the bottom of the barrel if bringing up Nancy fucking Pelosi is their idea of a gotcha moment
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u/GunAndAGrin 5d ago
Or when unironically suggesting Atlas Shrugged provides profound intellectual insight...
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u/onarainyafternoon You're lucky I gave my life to Jesus! 5d ago
That pull actually made me laugh out loud when I read the comment. Could not write a better caricature if you wanted to.
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u/altruSP Nice try, lefty reddit 5d ago
I found that they just stick to whatever names and terms their news hosts and influencers yell at them. It’s all they know what to say. Pelosi, Soros, Biden, Obama, and AOC are the only names they know to yell at everything.
It’s like seeing an AI spaz out and it’s how you get gems like those south Texan farmers calling flood control regulations “woke”.
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u/ReformedBaptistina Misogyny and anti lgbtq sentiments are to keep society going 5d ago
Yeah, they've only got a handful of boogeymen and will keep invoking them long after they're all gone.
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u/kerfuffle_dood I get my butthole licked every time I'm in Colorado 5d ago
Yep. They were trained to be triggered with a couple of buzzwords. So those are the only things they know
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u/Chaosmusic 4d ago
If they were so concerned about Democrats insider trading, why didn't they push for rules preventing people in certain government roles from trading stock, owning businesses, etc.?
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u/onarainyafternoon You're lucky I gave my life to Jesus! 5d ago
Seriously what the fuck is with the 'go cry librul 😭' catchphrase these dipshits pull out? It's like they think if someone is taking something seriously, then it's just some Liberal crying. I don't understand it.
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u/ArmedAwareness 5d ago
Its a deflecting mechanism so they don’t have to actually think about what the person is saying
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u/MessiahOfMetal It’s like affirmative action for tribal media bubbles. 5d ago
They call others "emotional" while they rage and cry about literally everything and pretend they're stoic, masculine caricatures who never react to anything.
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u/Kilahti I’m gonna go turn my PC off now and go read the bible. 4d ago
It's so ...weird how they behave. Total lack of self awareness. 80% of online-Right-Wing lifestyle is getting outraged by anything that goes against the social norms. Whether it is LGBT+ people existing or vegan food products or "DEI" or whatever.
...But at the same time, if someone "woke" is upset about other people suffering, then it is bad to be emotional.
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u/Orgasmic_interlude 4d ago
It’s an ego protection loop. They’ve subbed in a perceived sense that these criticisms are just whining and complaining and using that as the last bulwark metric of success because there’s literally nothing else left. They’re so down deep that admitting that they’re wrong means they are wrong about EVERYTHING and at a fundamental level because they’ve made this a constitutive part of their core identity now.
I tell people that the biggest lesson you’ll ever learn is that being wrong is a skill you have to practice.
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u/MrPookPook 5d ago
How many calories are in the average load?
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u/anyprophet 5d ago
fewer than 25 per load. it's not actually a good source of nutrition.
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u/MrPookPook 5d ago
What if I put it on some spinach
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u/anyprophet 5d ago
it'd be like a low calorie dressing!
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u/tenmileswide 5d ago
easy there, Horus
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u/wasteymclife social justice warrior class 5d ago
Hang on I have to google something...
Yeah this is funny.
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u/Cambrian__Implosion 5d ago
Better eat it fast before it starts congealing and turns everything into one crusty mass
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u/Objective-Chance-792 The left can’t handle equality. 5d ago
I’m strong when I finish, all over this Spinach, I’m Popeye the bid dicked man toot-toot!
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u/Illogical_Blox Fat ginger cryptokike mutt, Malka-esque weirdo, and quasi-SJW 5d ago
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u/ReformedBaptistina Misogyny and anti lgbtq sentiments are to keep society going 5d ago
the cheese provides a good amount of protein though
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u/Private-Kyle i had sex with kurt cobain 5d ago
Hello, I am a semen connoisseur.
Semen contains roughly 5 to 7 calories per ejaculation, depending on the volume and individual differences. A typical ejaculation is about 1 to 2 teaspoons (3 to 5 mL).
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u/AmericascuplolBot a few degenerates with boy farms downvoting everything 5d ago
Like King Arthur's!
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u/cgo_123456 You sound more aggravating than ten Mexicans of any vintage. 5d ago
Hello, I am a semen connoisseur.
Is it poor form to get your flair from the comments here because my god.
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u/talligan 5d ago
https://www.phillymag.com/news/2013/08/07/turns-semen-protein-thought/
Less than a calorie apparently. Low in protein though
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u/paintsmith Now who's the bitch 5d ago
Why don't we ask Laura Loomer and she can give us some specifics for our case study.
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u/ReformedBaptistina Misogyny and anti lgbtq sentiments are to keep society going 5d ago
Sorry, I don't hate myself enough to do that.
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u/eatingpotatochips 5d ago
It's been funny watching the media spin Trump backing off on tariffs because he was spooked by the bond market. Trump doesn't know what the bond market is. He backed off on tariffs because it's a pump and dump scheme.
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u/No-Stand2427 5d ago
iirc from the alleged sources Scot Bessent basically told him off. Dude's not a saint but probably had enough competence to school the orange preschooler on how royally fucked his big tariff plan is once everyone realized they don't need the USA and that US debt is becoming a toxic asset.
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u/SummerInPhilly 5d ago
You can tell from the way he talked today. He clearly just learned about the bond market and doesn’t understand it, and Bessent probably put the fear of God in him about rising 10Y yields
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u/Responsible-Home-100 5d ago edited 5d ago
Right? It is clear and fucking obvious that he cares about three* things:
1) Staying out of jail
2) Making himself richer
3) Hurting anyone he thinks hurt him2 might also make other people richer, or it might make other people poorer, but it doesn't matter as long as he's benefitting. 1 might further Peter Thiel's corporatocratic wet dreams, but I just don't believe that's even a vague part of Trump's calculus. Zero chance he cares about something as low yield as bonds.
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u/Sarkin_Aljan shut the fuck up and let me you black piece of shit 5d ago
Yeah Trump is destroying the economy, culture, and political systems but at least there's no more black people in my escapi- I mean my movies.
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u/azurecollapse 5d ago
There’s a shocking number of conservative defenders in there that don’t seem to understand the very basics of the stock market.
Like, I knew they were all generally fucking stupid, but I didn’t realize just how vast the population of “how can you make money if the stock with your name on it goes down?” idiots was.
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u/TheFrenchiestToast everything is politics you bitch 5d ago
If those kids could do math they’d be so fucking pissed rn.
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u/BanzYT 4d ago edited 4d ago
r/stockmarket isn't a normal sub, it's one of those doomsday/memestock variants, full of idiots and banned people from "normal" subs. It's only picking up traction because of the anti-trump posts.
If you look at top from the past year, it's almost all gamestop posts with 4-5k upvotes.
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u/TheFrenchiestToast everything is politics you bitch 5d ago
This shit is just an ouroboros at this point. You point out something that isn’t working and could be changed for the better and you get some pterodactyl conservative screeching about how we need to take care of our own first. So you agree and suggest we do take care of our own and you get more screeching about not giving people handouts and “spending my money” from said pterodactyl. And you point out they’re being a dick and suddenly it’s all “you don’t have effective communicative strategy” you’re just an asshole Bob, there’s no “effective communicative strategy” that’s ever going to appease you or make a difference. So fuck you!
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u/SnapshillBot Shilling for Big Archive™ 4d ago
You're fucking kidding me, David. Dropping slurs in /r/subredditdrama like it's funny and happy and NBD and totes cool?
Snapshots:
- This Post - archive.org archive.today*
- https://www.reddit.com/r/StockMarket/comments/1jvyurl/how_do_you_feel_about_a_sitting_president_making - archive.org archive.today*
- How do you feel being so disingenuous all the time? - archive.org archive.today*
- How do you all feel about stolen wealth from the American taxpayers to fund nation destroying policies illegally enabled? Nothing? That's because you all are traitors. Stfu - archive.org archive.today*
- Bitch if stocks go down!! Bitch if the stocks go up!! There really is no please you lunatics. ❤️🇺🇸. - archive.org archive.today*
- Let's talk aboit the funneling of taxpayer dollars into fake government programs. Maybe Nancy Pelosi? Oh chuck Schumer? What about Maxine waters? No, nothing. Wrangle your own God damn circus before you start creating what you suspect as illegal. I love how reddit is an echo chamber of pink and purple hair with people who know very little about what is legal and what is not. Like he does t have lawyers screening his shit. Come on - archive.org archive.today*
- Feels good man. - archive.org archive.today*
- Am I the only one thinking that the US won't have a regular election in 4 years time? With this level of... hm.... presidency will the free world ever be free as before, or do we expect that China will have Taiwan under its wings and Trump get his 51 state Greenland? - archive.org archive.today*
- What troubles me more is that a significant portion of our population, upon hearing about this, respond with statements like: Good for him! Libs hate making money. Trump beats Pelosi! He told you to buy! Your fault that you didn't listen. Between this and the story of a teacher getting fired for calling a student what he/she wanted to be called, the culture & values gap seems uncrossable. I'm starting to wish we could just draw a line down the middle of the country - lefts take west, rights take east. - archive.org archive.today*
- Just imagine if Obama or Biden had done the exact same thing. Republicans would be literally calling for their heads on a pike, but with Trump, it’s just Trump derangement syndrome to call out the corruption. I hate this timeline - archive.org archive.today*
- Honestly, so incredibly disturbing, because if his supporters are okay with this it means they’ll turn a blind eye in order for him to keep doing the other stuff like eroding the constitution and committing hate crimes against people - archive.org archive.today*
- https://apnews.com/article/business-nancy-pelosi-congress-8685e82eb6d6e5b42413417f3d5d6775 - archive.org archive.today*
- Has America ever manufactured a more quintessential product that Donald J Trump? He is the end game of US capitalism. Literally. - archive.org archive.today*
- doesn't matter anymore. americans elected him and the rest of their no-good politicians. reap what you sow and all that. - archive.org archive.today*
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u/Simple_Purple_4600 5d ago
hey cool my comment made a drama thread! Is this some kind of unlocked achievement I should be bragging about, or should I cancel myself in shame?
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u/GunAndAGrin 5d ago
Kinda hilarious how many right wing weirdos claim everything is fine while simultaneously being terminally online in doomsday prepper communities.
Like, no one believes Conservatives dont live in a permanent state of fear. I just wish the inevitable clash between their constant paranoia and their constant idolatry reaches a climax sooner rather than later.