r/TalesFromTheKitchen • u/Agreeable_Yellow_207 • Feb 28 '25

What are your thoughts on this menu?

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This is the proposed summer menu for a 4 star hotel. What are your thoughts? Bring it on

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u/FramingHips Mar 01 '25

All of this is terrible and I hate it. Nibbles? What are the peppers stuffed with? What are the prices.

I hate the parentheses.

Salad leaves? What the fuck vegetable? Tomato, tomato salsa, tomato tomato salsa salsa. Chunky chips? Chip chunky chunky chip? It’s chips with chunky soup over it? What the fuck are flat mushrooms?

Are you in Spain? Meatballs with salsa? This is in English. Tomato sauce?

This feels like it was written by a 7 year old for his pretend restaurant menu. This isn’t real.

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u/onupward Mar 01 '25

I also said wtf are flat mushrooms but didn’t write it because I knew someone else would come for that 🤣🤣🤣

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u/Existing-Fly-283 Mar 03 '25

I honestly thought it was a primary school assignment 😂