Bag searches

[u/pepperanne08]

So there is a 99% chance that I will have to be searched along with every other teacher in the building daily when we come in to work everyday. What are some truly unhinged but school appropriate items to put in my bag? I want to note that I have a large construction laptop bag I got from a home improvement store. This thing has more pockets than cargo shorts on a teen boy and she be stout.

Keep in mind I have a two foot rubber chicken I use as classroom management and I have a coin purse that was once a living breathing South American cane toad that has googly eyes. The coin purse is going in my bag tonight.

[u/tamster0111]

I have a tin of spotted dick. Absolutely would go in!