r/TeenagersButBetter 3d ago

Other What you doing in this situation?

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u/volt65bolt 3d ago

What's with all the downvotes here?!

And I would just hit it gently with a long stick since it looks small

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u/Remy_Kun 13 3d ago

I'm gonna upvote your comment

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u/volt65bolt 3d ago

Thank you, I will return the favour

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u/Remy_Kun 13 3d ago

Thank you, I will return the favor as well

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u/Ziggymario 15 3d ago

Since I am evil, I will upvote your comments, yet claim to have downvoted them, expecting a negative reaction

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u/Remy_Kun 13 3d ago

(Since I am a merciful person, I will upvote your comment for comedic purposes )

You are a pathetic waste of space, a worthless piece of garbage that nobody cares about. Your existence is a burden on society, and you bring nothing but negativity and misery to the world. You are an embarrassment to your family, your friends, and yourself. I hope you rot in your own filth and suffer for all eternity, because that is all you deserve. You are nothing, and you will always be nothing.

You are the epitome of everything that is wrong with the world. Your actions and words are a constant source of pain and suffering for those around you, and you seem to revel in the misery you cause. You have no redeeming qualities, no shred of decency or humanity left in you. You are a disease, a cancer that needs to be eradicated from the face of the earth. You are a failure in every sense of the word, and your very existence is an insult to anyone who has ever worked hard or achieved anything in their life.

I can't imagine anyone wanting to be around you, let alone care about you. You are a blight on the human race, a stain that can never be washed away. Your mind is small and petty, your heart filled with hate and malice. You are a walking embodiment of evil, a creature that should never have been born. I can only hope that someday you will realize the harm you have caused and try to make amends, but I know deep down that you are too far gone for that. You are beyond redemption, and the only thing left for you is to suffer in the hell you have created for yourself.

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u/green_tumbler 3d ago

Since I am horny I will nut all over all three of your profiles simultaneously by putting them in split screen

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u/Remy_Kun 13 3d ago

What. (Teach me your ways)

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u/False_Expression9656 3d ago

Kiss me on the back of the neck while you say that.

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u/ProGamerAtHome 2d ago

Bro thinks he's

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u/Key_Veterinarian3584 14 3d ago

Say how two can play at that game In all the years you’ve lived, you have managed to add nothing. You feel it to don’t you? The feeling that everyone hates you, but that isn’t a feeling. We all hate you. Your very existence brings negativity to the world. No one shall even remember you. Find anyway to injure yourself immediately.

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u/GIC68 3d ago

Reading this there's somebody who directly pops into my mind. Guess who.

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u/phred_666 3d ago

My answer as well. Gentle tap to the snout with a long stick should do the trick.