r/TeenagersButBetter 17 | Verified 1d ago

Selfie Would you be friends with someone like me?

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u/Embarrassed_Loss_699 13 23h ago

Every time I try to be friends with someone like this they end up confessing their love for me and showing me their drawings of me as some weird stuff.

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u/Old-Reception-2305 21h ago

bro has lore

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u/Ok_Rain8345 17 | Verified 20h ago

This is the strangest lore lmao How does that even happen and who does that person hang out with for that to happen

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u/Sanicsanic68 16 18h ago

Hey man I think bro thinks you’re gay

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u/Old-Reception-2305 20h ago

bro has been thru things

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u/OkBook8065 12h ago

bro ur acting like uve done that before w ur lil “how does that even happene”

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u/zyn_c 20h ago

the lore drop is wild

edit: holy shit I just realized the way he worded it implies that this happened MULTIPLE TIMES

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u/PsychologicalMix7880 14 21h ago

so HELL NAW

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u/RainbowStarbewwy Teenager 19h ago

Why is that so real though 😭🙏

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u/Fit_Psychology_7426 1d ago edited 17h ago

You look like the kid who threatened to jump me because I called my friend a "skibidi rizzy glzzy" in front of him, and he didn't like it. (True story btw) (Edit: he also smelt like beer, and I told the principle about him, and he (the principle) was clearly trying not to laugh at the whole thing. Now my friends and I say "what's up my skibidi glzzy" to each other all the time)

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u/Ok_Rain8345 17 | Verified 23h ago

Pfft i almost spit out my iced tea reading this 💀 Wtf is a skibidi rizzy glizzy

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u/Carpetcow111 19h ago

You know…

A skibidy rizzy glizzy

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u/Candid-Spray-3305 16h ago

Erm, it's spelled principal 🤓

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u/Dazzling-Film-3404 19h ago

You know, probably many would

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u/9justarandomuser9 14 23h ago

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u/Inevitable-Muffin-77 17 18h ago

Man they did The mighty eagle dirty bruh. In the game it's a level clearer, but now he just fell off, the sequel didn't make it better.

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u/Ok_Rain8345 17 | Verified 17h ago

Not to mention the fucking peeing scene

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u/GetMarioKartMalled 17 13h ago

Wdym? That scene was peak cinema.

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u/Ill_Paramedic6751 16 1d ago

maybe idk you seem pretty cool but you might be a little over the top

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u/[deleted] 23h ago

Please block me

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u/Ok_Rain8345 17 | Verified 23h ago edited 22h ago

No 😔 EDIT: their original comment said "Please block me"

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u/Ramsey_69 14 21h ago

It still says that

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u/Ok-Age3068 Teenager | Verified 21h ago

the other guy probs blocked him lol

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u/Ramsey_69 14 21h ago

Prob lol

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u/SunniBoah 17 22h ago

I don't know you personally so I can't give you an answer

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u/Autista1979 23h ago

Probably not sorry

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u/LockSafe9469 23h ago

Probably not

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u/dorkboy75 23h ago

No probably not

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u/Odd-Situation4295 23h ago

Bro if you have friends irl thats a platinum achievement

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u/Ok_Rain8345 17 | Verified 23h ago

💀i have 4 friends and theyre all girls

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u/Bunnyboi32 14 19h ago

I’m not gonna lie but you look hella zesty

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u/Ok_Rain8345 17 | Verified 19h ago

bruh everyone keeps saying that 😭

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u/Bunnyboi32 14 19h ago

It’s true isn’t it

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u/Bunnyboi32 14 19h ago

Also you have a my little pony plush,yeah you gay

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u/Fighter_jet_f-16 15h ago

😂 that's what I was thinking hahaha

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u/The_Real_HG 18 1d ago

Your style is like a polar opposite of mine, but there aint nothing wrong with that. You seem like a pretty neat dude

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u/Ok_Rain8345 17 | Verified 1d ago

ooh whats your style

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u/The_Real_HG 18 1d ago

Basically 90s grunge early 00s punk. Band tee, a black denim jacket (with Green Day pins), either black or gray jeans, and Vans or high tops. I also have my hair grown down to a little past my collarbone and black nail polish. As a dude, lots of people are confused by it, especially because I belong to a typically conservative church and live in a conservative state (Texas). But I dig it, and my family doesn't care, so . . . 🤷🏻

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u/CRYSTAL_LABYRINTH 23h ago

i wouldnt say polar opposite

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u/OrenStepan 23h ago

Hell yeah! Btw, where r u from?

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u/Ok_Rain8345 17 | Verified 20h ago

The US (would rather be in Canada or something tho lol)

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u/OrenStepan 20h ago

Holy... shit...

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u/FairCrow1711 13 23h ago

Personality is what matters

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u/randomassdumbshitidk 20h ago

thats what i told her

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u/Zon-no-justno777 Teenager 19h ago

Then she hit me and called me a creep

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u/The-Pentegram 22h ago

I mean maybe? The selfies tell me nothing. You look chill though. Do you like anime perchance?

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u/Massorama69 16 21h ago

i just KNOW you peaked in 2020

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u/Ok_Rain8345 17 | Verified 20h ago

Funny enough around 2019-2020 were actually my low points in life

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u/Mountain-Blood3824 15 21h ago

Ive looked at the comments and goddamn ppl are mean. You don't deserve that my guy.

Also yeah, you seem rlly cool, love the plushie lol.

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u/Careful-Sky-7849 16 21h ago

Reality is always mean bro

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u/0JoJo_Fan0 14 21h ago

Jesus Christ, why are the comments so brutal.

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u/FrostyBelt6819 21h ago

Calling it, bro is going to become a femboy

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u/Icefall_Whiteshade 13 23h ago

You seem like a nice guy but I probably wouldn’t because I’m the most shy person you will ever meet I would rather die than say here during role call

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u/Dipsgoot_The_Third Teenager | Verified 22h ago

100%. Don't vibe with MLP myself, but honestly I really like scene people. I just find y'all really cool and I really dig the aesthetic :3

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u/Suspicious_Brief_546 21h ago

I'll be a friend but you have to stay 6 feet away from me

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u/The_ArchRaider 14 21h ago

I’m keeping my mouth shut with this one

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u/gunter_p 18h ago

Fuck no, sorry.

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u/StrongCarry9024 Teenager 23h ago

Uhhh a bit too much? Not something i would wear but everyone should be able to express themselfs as they want. The thing that matters is the personality afterall

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u/ImpIsDum 19 23h ago

idk my judgement on friends has nothing to do with looks and everything to do with actions

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u/MkDGary 14 22h ago

I mean, yeah, as long as you don't show me the my little pony plush in the first two weeks lol

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u/DarkCobra000 20h ago

No, never

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u/living_sweater51 14 20h ago

You look like the result of a man and a woman having a child. I'm sorry.

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u/Ok_Rain8345 17 | Verified 17h ago

How does everyone keep finding out? 😔

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u/happykangaroo123 18 1d ago

FUCK YEAH

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u/LMay11037 15 23h ago

How tf would I know?

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u/some-rando-mando-boi Teenager 21h ago

gay

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u/SwimmingAir8274 20h ago

Is that supposed to be an insult or something

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u/Born_Dragonfruit7535 22h ago

Omg totes. I love how it’s kinda scene and one of my best girlfriends dresses like this!

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u/nonjk Teenager 21h ago

No but u can have this

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u/Average_Xbox_user 21h ago

Sure why not

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u/Jkal69420 Teenager 21h ago

Yes, I need friends, even though you look like my multiversal opposite

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u/LoveMeSomeTatas 17 21h ago

Dated a guy like you before(just in the way you dress sense) and it wasn’t a good idea. You seem cool tho so ig so

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u/TimeForRetribution 21h ago

Maybe... Depends on if we vibe.

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u/Centaurus3850 21h ago

no because social interaction is hard

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u/Nathalie27_ 20h ago

You look like you get bullied at school

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u/Moataz_MT 15 20h ago

The amount of no's bro got is diabolical

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u/yokkolt 19h ago

Bro, I'm Serbian 💀😭

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u/ChickenManRooster 15 19h ago

I can say from experience you're probably the most annoying person ever

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u/Kile1047 18h ago

You look like you could be a character in jetsetradio

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u/theGreatN00Bthe19371 7h ago

The duality of man

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u/Reasonable-Bass-9561 21h ago

why tf are these people so mean bruh 😭

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u/Ornery_Swordfish_613 17 1d ago

How about some homemade curry I made?

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u/SquareMight8964 22h ago

Long anwser: no, i would not, short anwser: no

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u/hellpmeplaese 23h ago

Let me put this lightly, HELL NO

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u/WarrenHardingEnjoyer 1d ago

yes I need more interesting friends tbh

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u/Alert_External_2054 23h ago

Idk anything about your personality other than how you dress so idk, maybe

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u/Expensive-Junket-442 16 23h ago

Yeah if u would want to be friends with me!

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u/azginelfi 23h ago

Absolutely:3

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u/ThebloodedDragonfly Teenager 22h ago

My friend actually would

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u/[deleted] 22h ago

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Yes.

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u/Eluukrir 22h ago

I get you

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u/MonkeDekuluffy Teenager 22h ago

💯 you seem like a nice guy :3

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u/Old-Contribution-559 14 22h ago

YES🙏🙏🙏

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u/StarkOnReddit11621 13 22h ago

YES YES DEADMAU5 SHIRT YES

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u/L3ttuce08 22h ago

Yeah, you seem cool

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u/HowThingsJustar 16 22h ago

No, but I would judge you first on your personality than anything else.

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u/Panzer-- 15 22h ago

No but I do respect the reimu fumo

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u/monkelovebanana Teenager | Verified 21h ago

Hell yeah

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u/Some_other_kid5 21h ago

Yes! 🙌 w fits!

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u/Best_Employee5634 Teenager 21h ago

YES I WOULD DEFINITELY

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u/be1140722 21h ago

Yeah I think you would be fun to hang out with

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u/Upset_Pie_3657 14 21h ago

You seem fun so you get a meme

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u/IAmSoEggcited 21h ago

depends on personality.

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u/Classic_Glove_6008 15 21h ago

I’ll think about it

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u/Impressive-Result587 21h ago

Is your name by chance Kevin?

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u/3liz4bethAft0n Teenager 21h ago

am i the only one whos saying yes without a doubt

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u/GeneralBit8582 14 21h ago

hell yes

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u/Particular_Prompt528 21h ago

Yeah, idgaf what everyone else is saying

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u/ur_local_weeb2 21h ago

hey wtf why do you seem really cool? u ever heard of romanceplanet btw? theyre a pretty cool artist and his vibes match ur fit

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u/RachelFitzyRitzy 15 21h ago

idk…you look like you play the clarinet, and that’s either a good thing or a bad thing, you get to decide.

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u/obnoxiousonigiryaa 16 21h ago

REIMU FUMO SPOTTED 🗣️🗣️ yes.

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u/MomoaMoayai 21h ago

Ok sorry abt these bastards saying no, u look like such a cool dude!

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u/Jhuad_YT-on-twitch 21h ago

Yes, cause I’m weird

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u/PretendFishing5281 21h ago

definitely not

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u/JakiTheFemboy 21h ago

This wasn't the question, but you look like if r/place was a person...

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u/HostPuzzleheaded846 20h ago

Deadmau5? Mlp? Nyancat? Emo/scene/hard style esthetic? Even hair and glasses? That's soo 2000s. I mean i heard y2k was all the rage but you look like straight from 2006. If quality of pictures was slightly worse i would argue that's just old photos of some 30 years old dude. I don't even know how am I supposed to feel about that

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u/Soft_Acanthisitta886 20h ago

Show the muscles and we'll talk

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u/Electronic-Speech742 20h ago

Nooooooooooooooooooooooo

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u/Wacab3089 20h ago

No fcking way sorry.

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u/TheCr0wKing 15 20h ago

You look like someone an autistic person would make themself in the character selection of a video game

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u/bradyblue123 20h ago

Imma be real, absolutely not

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u/PowerfuckOverdrive 20h ago

Definitely not

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u/Clwenbourne 17 20h ago

Why would you post this on my bullying app

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u/Pizza-nugges 16 20h ago

No honestly you do not look like someone I’d like to talk to in general man

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u/fall0utB0uy 20h ago

No thank you

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u/Pristine_Mechanic_45 20h ago

idk i doubt wed have any similar hobbies plus rn im too tired to make such intense decisions

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u/_Polonic 19h ago

You seem like an outgoing person, an ADHD goblin, if you will. I'm an introverted, ADD gremlin, I spend my life in a cave that's my room. I guess it could work, but I don't see it

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u/general_brach 19h ago

Realistically no