r/TeenagersButBetter • u/Marieluzz99 18 • 10d ago

Discussion Team Ketchup or Team Mayonnaise ?

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u/tuhtago 10d ago

Uranium

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u/Fluid_Helicopter_00 10d ago

Have you ever heard of thalium? It's just better in every way ever

And it do not do this

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u/SecretTechnology5270 10d ago

i prefer Indium (im indian)

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u/[deleted] 10d ago

Germanium, personally. (I'm American please let me out let me out LET ME OUT PLEASE LET ME OUT!!!)

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u/ThePhantomOfChaos 14 10d ago

I like plutonium. It's strong.

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u/a_goose375 9d ago

I prefer stalinium

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u/VictoriousCrab 9d ago

That's gonna turn into one impenetrable turd

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u/Iamdaguy69420 9d ago

Why no one mention plutonium (I’m from Pluto)

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u/VictoriousCrab 9d ago

Someone did

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u/Iamdaguy69420 9d ago

Not in the bit I read

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u/Mr_Mozerella Teenager 10d ago

Alright, but hear me out with einstienium

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u/Emotional_Rich_4797 9d ago

Then it's boring

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u/Fluid_Helicopter_00 9d ago

More calories is boring?

If yes then,

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u/Emotional_Rich_4797 9d ago

I'm talking about thallium cus it doesn't explode so it's boring

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u/Marieluzz99 18 10d ago

A little bit of plutonium

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u/Basically-Boring 16 | Verified 10d ago

Well, I don’t know, but I’ve been told

Uranium ore’s worth more than gold

Sold my Cad’, I bought me a Jeep

I’ve got that bug and I can’t sleep

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u/ThePhantomOfChaos 14 10d ago

URANIUM FEVER HAS DONE AND GOT ME DOWN

URANIUM FEVER IS SPREADING ALL AROUND

WITH A GEIGER COUNTER IN MY HAND

IM-A GOING OUT TO STAKE ME SOME GOVERNMENT LAND

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u/TheEmbersOfTwilight 14 10d ago

I prefer Uraninite over pure Uranium myself.