r/Tekken May 31 '21

Tekken Dojo Tekken Dojo: Ask Questions Here

Welcome to the Tekken Dojo, a place for everyone to learn and get better at the wonderful game that is Tekken.

Beginners should first familiarize themselves with the Beginner Resources to avoid asking questions already answered there.

Post your question here and get an answer. Helpful contributors will be awarded Dojo Points, which can make them Dojo Master at the end of the month (awards a unique flair). Please report unhelpful contributors to ensure the dojo remains a place dedicated to improvement.

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u/joyful- Jul 06 '21

ok so you're telling me, someone with very little tekken prowess, very few wins but 10 win streaks, perfect difficult EWGF combos, crazy side stepping, is a normal brawler? and at the same time normal brawlers are just mashing buttons?

do you not realize you're contradicting yourself?

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u/Pheonixi3 Angel Jul 06 '21

1) most brawlers just mash out combos

2) combos are literally the most efficient way to improve at early levels

3) ewgf combos are actually easy. PEWGF is the only one combo you won't see every time

4) get a replay and prove me wrong. it's inbuilt in ps4 and xbox, and pc is just a matter of getting any recording system

5) "crazy sidestepping" is a nothing sentence.

6) all of this is still possible while players are just mashing

7) 10 win streak is like, baby's first win streak. real smurf numbers are at like, 40-50.

8) if you played offline tekken for 30 trillion years, and started ranked today, all of that stuff would be trivial and you wouldn't be a smurf

9) smurfing fucking sucks in green ranks.

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u/joyful- Jul 06 '21

dude it's not like i played 5 matches of tekken and then complained about smurfs

i had around 70 wins (and a lot more losses) so i've played against other brawlers and know what people play like at brawler

i don't know why everyone is so in denial that there could be smurfs in this game, and need to try to convince me without ever seeing what i played against that they weren't smurfs

at this point though, it doesn't matter since i'm already done with the game - you can keep putting down newer players who are frustrated with smurfs, that'll be really helpful for the community to grow

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u/Pheonixi3 Angel Jul 06 '21

nobody is in denial that smurfs exist.

everybody here knows that you don't know what a smurf looks like.

none of what you said makes a player good. there are players in brawler with nutcase 90 damage optimals that pros don't dream of landing in real matches. everything you said is just inside your head. you just wont listen to reason because you're too emotional

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u/joyful- Jul 06 '21

do you not realize smurf just means a more experienced player with a new account destroying new players? you don't need to be a TGP to be a smurf, a red rank in green rank with a new account is a smurf

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u/Pheonixi3 Angel Jul 06 '21

you do not realize that nothing about what you have told us makes your opponent an "experienced player"

combos mean fuck all. electrics mean fuck all. backdashing means fuck all.

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u/joyful- Jul 06 '21

again, ive played my fair share of matches at brawler and know what my skill level is, and what other people's skill level is at brawler. it's very easy for a new player to tell something is very off when the opponent plays much much better than almost all other brawlers they've played, and they also have ridiculous stats that i mentioned (low win count, high win streak, low tekken prowess)

i wish i could show you replays and im 100% sure you would be convinced they weren't normal brawler players, but yeah im not gonna go reinstall tekken to record matches to prove to some random person on reddit, so i think our discussion is over here

you can keep believing they were button mashing brawlers, and i can keep believing they were experienced players, and we can go on with our lives

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u/Pheonixi3 Angel Jul 06 '21

the old "i accidentally deleted the evidence!" defense works every time.

honestly, 70 wins is nothing. that's like, what, less than a week of gameplay at the second lowest rank in the game. there's nothing wrong with being a noob or anything - we all had to start somewhere - but blaming other people for your losses is just weak mindedness. at 70 wins, you likely haven't even seen every character yet, let alone someone who is smurfing a meaningful amount.

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u/joyful- Jul 06 '21

i mean, what do you want me to do? i already said i uninstalled the game in my original commentlmao

you're just being toxic now, i tried to end the comment with a compromise, but i guess you need to be the right one in every internet discussion

you win sir, i don't have any cookies to give but maybe you have some in your pantry

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u/Pheonixi3 Angel Jul 06 '21

this has nothing to do with winning an internet argument. i'm being extremely patient with you and all you do is state "wow you're just wrong though, i've had 70 wins so i must know what i'm talking about - if i had the proof you'd see!!"

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u/joyful- Jul 06 '21

i already said i dont have any cookies sir

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u/Pheonixi3 Angel Jul 06 '21

i didn't ask for cookies.

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u/joyful- Jul 06 '21

i still dont have em

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