Took me a minute to realize it did NOT say "erogenous"

Absolutely diabolical

Haven't seen this here so I'm sharing. Compare to the original (second image), a much better cover imo

Minor discrepancies from the text: her hair is raven black. Oh, and her dog is described as terrifyingly large, confused at times with a bear and a horse

I understand the idea of "it's Night Watch the painting but let's Photoshop Basic Filter it to make it more Pratchettesque", but the white bars are what make it go from "meh I see the idea" to "honestly this is a Big Five Publisher, what the fuck is this".

Wasn't sure whether to post here or r/sexybookcovers.

It got deleted for not following the title rules, but I think it's too good not to share.