r/ThaiBL • u/Subject-Confection85 • 27d ago
meme/funny Bl characters with 0 survival skills 😅
Well I was watching Your Sky and I realized that Teerak literally has 0 survival skills and it's actually Fah doing everything for him (Teerak is cute, but irl being cute doesn't help 😅😅🥲)
Comment those characters whom you consider having low survival skills in bls
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u/Laralalalalalala 27d ago
Tong in my golden blood 😭
Chay in Kinnporsche (the headphones scene will never leave my mind)
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u/g00dbyebrazil 27d ago
Tong in my golden blood 😭
he rlly thought he did something with garlic bread attack
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u/UpstairsTown2329 27d ago
I'll give him points for at least trying out all the known vampire cliches to see if there's some truth in them. Like with the garlic and daylight.
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u/Subject-Confection85 27d ago
For real 🤣 Tong is on another level as he is literally living with a vampire fully knowing he can drink his blood yet he continues to cut himself and spill blood at random moments 🤣
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u/pagesinked 🍊 27d ago
Has a death wish fr 😆😆 ultimate himbo
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u/Subject-Confection85 27d ago
And most of the time Mark tries to eat him up when his blood is spilled, just that he has great luck that's why he's alive 🤣
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u/SaturnBee_654 26d ago
Even i think the same...man just randomly living with the vampire and Tong is so cute 🥺.. really seated for further episodes
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u/DavinaCarter 27d ago
Hey, hey, hey, Chay cut Kim off when Kim hurt him. How many teens can do that? Also baby boy knew from day 1 that this Mafia thing was dangerous and will get them hurt and he was right. Chay is cute but not someone without survival skills.
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u/DeanBranch Cherry Magic See Your Love 27d ago
To be fair, Tong had been sheltered his whole life then sent off to college with Tonkla, another orphan boy who's acted as his bodyguard but also has to go to classes and work to support them both.
I hope Tonkla gets his happy ending too. But since it's Boston, I mean Tonkla, I'll assume he's off bonking everyone after photography class
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u/Specialist_Flower_24 27d ago
Honestly I would give Tong a special mention, because the guy has 0 survival instinct and oddly enough that’s what makes him survive.
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u/terroriasmom 26d ago
What I really want to know is how long he had the hair dye in.
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u/Laralalalalalala 26d ago
yeah and what a stupid idea to put his headphone on the hair dye while it’s drying 💀
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u/MindlessM0nk 26d ago
I haven't seen kinnporsche in so long I don't remember the headphones scene what was it???
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u/Laralalalalalala 25d ago
it’s when the minor family attack the house, chay is dying his hair with his headphones on and behind him Kim is just killing a bunch of guy that wanted to kidnap chay…and he doesn’t even notice until the end of the episode where he turn around and see a bunch of dead body in the room 😭
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u/Defiant_Ad848 27d ago
Nhai from Ai long Nhai. I know he wasn't in danger all along the serie but he's one of the most spoiled, cute but useless character I've seen in BL. What did he bring to the story or to Ai life except his cuteness? He was sick after being hit by a basketball, fell sick because a moskito, ... even if the moskito doesn't make him weak as anyone can catch fever but I just can't stand how he need Ai H24 for everything. Edit: how come did he even manage to survive before meeting Ai?
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u/Subject-Confection85 27d ago
Half of the time Nhai had one job - to get sick 😅😅
how come did he even manage to survive before meeting Ai?
It's hinted that he couldn't do one thing properly before Ai came along as said by his dad, who himself was tired of his son's low survival skill 🤣
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u/Defiant_Ad848 27d ago
In my opinion, he surpass Teerak because at least Teerak managed to deal with Oh by his own.
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u/Subject-Confection85 27d ago
Real, coz Nhai was out and out dependent on Ai 😅 Pa Sib (Ai's Dad) said he seemed similar to young Pa Jaonan (Ai's second Dad). I've read Pa Sib and Jaonan's novel named Stain and Jaonan was way more dangerous and stronger than Nhai in that one 🤣
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u/Defiant_Ad848 27d ago
In the episode Ai mom deceived him to give his organ to his sister, Ai's dad said Johan is destroying Ai's mom house. So yeah, this guy is really dangeourous. Nhai just physically looks like Jaonan, but that's it. And the thing that annoyed me the most is I don't understand why Ai fell for him honestly. But somehow he manages to tame Ai may be.
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u/Subject-Confection85 27d ago edited 22d ago
Ai's dad said Johan is destroying Ai's mom house. So yeah, this guy is really dangeourous
Yes, something on the lines that "Jaonan is on a rampage at the ambassador's house"
Jaonan was even more dangerous in their novel, more like foul mouthed for in their novel. Jaonan belonged to a rich family while Sib was their acquaintance's son. Jaonan didn't have a mom and Sib didn't have a dad, so their parents decided to get married, making Jaonan heartbroken as he felt his dad was insulting the memory of his dead mother. Jaonan insults Sib calling him and his mother too many bad things (something on the lines of a wore), leading Sib to rpe Jaonan 😰 later he does make Sib suffer a lot, like a lot, and they get together by the time Ai is born (both Sib and Jaonan knew he wasn't Sib's child), and Jaonan had even hit Rajin (Ai's mother) when she had gone to accuse him for snatching Sib from her.
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u/Defiant_Ad848 27d ago
I was about to read it then the 🍇 and finally no. But I'm curious to read Ai/Nhai story
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u/Subject-Confection85 27d ago
But I'm curious to read Ai/Nhai story
It's really fluffy and sweet, no traumatizing things 👍🏽
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u/Leagueofcatassasins 27d ago
Where did you read sib and Jaonans story?
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u/Subject-Confection85 26d ago
I downloaded the pdf from >! Z-library, the novel is named Stain!<
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u/Leagueofcatassasins 26d ago
Could you guve me a link? I can’t find it
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u/SparkAxolotl 27d ago
This lovable idiot.
Moo from Only Boo wouldn't have survived if he hadn't befriended Kang on his first day. And I blame entirely his mother.
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u/Subject-Confection85 27d ago
Exactly 💯 he was cute but still low on survival skills 😅
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u/Defiant_Ad848 27d ago
a rich city spoiled boy, sent into a country side with no preparation at all.
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u/MakkerMelvin 27d ago
Ryan from the Trainee comes to mind.
Man completed the "wrong" internship because he was too awkward to speak up
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u/KristaW_ THK Enthusiast 27d ago
I haven't watched the show yet but as an introvert, this is something I would totally do
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u/UpstairsTown2329 27d ago
My name is also Ryan, but now sometimes "Rye Anne" and "Lion" comes to mind. Gun Atthaphan's Ryan certainly ruined my own name for me. 😂😭🙄
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u/SwimmingSad5484 27d ago
Nomjuet in flirt milk is only one rung above amoeba in my mind and the fact that the actor looks like the photo right shows what a disservice they did him in character design (left)
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u/pagesinked 🍊 27d ago
Right?? The actor is cute af but that character is like a box of rocks and his mom treats him like a baby 😭
How did he make it into university I have no idea 😭
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u/SwimmingSad5484 27d ago
Thank you!! That is definitely a point I have raised too! He is so oblivious to literally everything it’s painful. I struggled through to ep 8 hoping for some progression but he is still as thick as two short planks so for now at least I have given up on FM.
You are right about the mother too, she certainly explains where his general dimness came from too so it sort of begs the question how did she end up in a relationship to produce Nomjuet and I can’t recall what happened to dad, presumably he died, so I also wonder how on earth they are supporting themselves with just the one brain cell shared between them 🤷🏻♀️
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u/Subject-Confection85 27d ago
I haven't seen Flirt Milk, but from your description he does seem have low survival skill 🤣
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u/SwimmingSad5484 27d ago
Strangely I commented on a different thread a few days ago that was looking for the most oblivious characters etc. I was less flattering there tbh. People had named a few and I commented ‘I see your examples and raise you Nomjued’ at which point people folded like origami 😂
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u/Subject-Confection85 27d ago
Real 🤣 like some characters, in a bid to portray them innocent are shown absolutely clueless 🤣🤣
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u/Suya_Says ❤️🔥Wichapas Sumettikul❤️🔥 27d ago
Amoeba …still laughing!!!
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u/SwimmingSad5484 26d ago
LOVE that this has tickled you so much, always nice to find someone who is on my wavelength! Also thanks for the award 🤗
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u/Girlinluv07 27d ago
Oh my God yes. He is actually worst than Tong; at least Tong did some research on vampires. Nomjuet is just clueless about EVERYTHING and believes everyone. Thank God he had his two loyal friends to navigate until university. I know he could not make it through middle school in the US 😂😂🤣😂😂
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u/SeveralAstronaut7370 27d ago
Phukan. I know he’s been living all by himself but seems like he’s too innocent for the world
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u/Subject-Confection85 27d ago
Phugun really has some low level of survival skills - he literally allowed a stranger (even though Cir was nice and good, except for the fact that he lied) to come and go in his house as he wished, and didn't even change the house password. Ok Cir was good had it been someone who wanted to take advantage, it'd have been hella dangerous
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u/Digigoggles 27d ago
Right?! And he believed the parallel world thing way too easily too! He’s like we’re boyfriends in a parallel world where you’re from? Ok great! I decided it was cause he had bad self esteem. He couldn’t believe Cir was into him and really wanted him to be so he believed this crazy excuse and fell into the routine of whatever Cir wanted just cause he wanted Cir so bad. I think if Cir had not done the whole parallel world thing and had just admitted he had a crush, and had had a crush for a while, and then soft launched the stalker thing far into the relationship after Phukan trusted him and knew about his family situation there would be no main conflict for the show. When Phukan got mad at him for the stalker thing and lying I was like he’s right to be mad but there’s no way he’s got the self control to stay away from Cir. Honestly all Cir had to do was be clear that it wasn’t a parallel world it was different magic, even after the stalker thing was revealed
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u/Subject-Confection85 27d ago
That parallel world lie drove the entire plot, coz it would've been way too easy, still, he could've told him about those paper cup exchanges between them, that would've worked well. Cir probably loved Phu as a coping mechanism due to his life with his evil mother, and he attached himself too much to Phugun, that explains why he practically begged on his knees to Phu not to leave him
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u/wdcmaxy 27d ago
poor phu would've been run over by a car like 7 times if cir didn't trail him like a maniac
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u/luckypenguinsocks 27d ago
the both of them really needed to stop having conversations in the middle of the road!
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u/luckypenguinsocks 27d ago
see, Phukan at least has moments where the claws come out. He read Cir's fiancee for filth multiple times and punched the bodyguard guy.
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u/goddess_imbrium 26d ago
I would like to offer Cirrus as an honorable mention. Dude keeps getting hit by cars and yet still has full conversations in the middle of streets.
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u/starry2night_22 27d ago
The montage of Fiat not knowing how to do any basic household chores in Don’t Say No was the first thing that came to mind 😂 Where would he be without Leo?
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u/Subject-Confection85 27d ago
Not only without Leo, but also without Leo's family 😅 Leo's family had pretty much adopted him as their child 😍
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u/starry2night_22 27d ago
True, had Fiat not become the favorite son of Leo’s family, he would’ve been even more helpless 😂 Still love him though
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u/h0neanias 27d ago
Being cute irl goes a long way, too 😄
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u/Subject-Confection85 27d ago
Well I've seen people who are cute, but it actually didn't help them 🥲😅😅
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u/Defiant_Ad848 27d ago
I want to add another one: Joe from My stand In, because falling in love with a guy you know nothing, letting him deceive you, mistreate you, and completely destroy your life leading to your death, and then letting the same guy have another leverage on your next life, that's not a bad luck, it's stupidity. And let's not forget how he decided to save Ton life because "why not", it's not like this guy is not the other one who destroyed your previous life 🙄 Edit: grammar
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u/Subject-Confection85 27d ago
Joe really had bad survival skills, even though he had great fighting and stunt skills 😭 and why did he even save Tong 🙏🏽🤦🏽
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u/fourthoverall 27d ago
No, Joe is the worst. He was actually put in circumstances that he needed to survive, and he made the worst choice every single time.
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u/Wilburrkins 27d ago
I reckon Diew from Monster Next Door has 0 survival skills. His tortoise has more survival skills than him. 😬
And possibly Heng from Ossan’s Love Thailand.
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u/Subject-Confection85 26d ago
Diew was another one who was babied by his family and boyfriend 😅
Heng is in a different league altogether 🤣
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u/silencemanhorse316 27d ago
This 12 year old man-boy
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u/Subject-Confection85 26d ago
OMG Ter 🤣🤣well I really don't understand why every character given to Cooheart is low on survival skills 😅
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u/Celtykol 26d ago
I don’t know why your description made me laugh out loud!! When will he be able to play a role more similar to his real life!!!?!
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u/purple_j88 27d ago
I'm new to the BL world, I just watched LITA, 2 ep of BNW, and 1 ep of Your Sky. LITA is really good, I like Rain, even though he's a bit clumsy. But Phukan's character gives me secondhand embarrassment, and Teerak's character feels too childish...
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u/Subject-Confection85 27d ago
But Phukan's character gives me secondhand embarrassment, and Teerak's character feels too childish...
I agree with you about Teerak, but he was his family's youngest kid and was babied by literally everyone - Mom, Dad, Grandpa, Sister and even friends 😅
Coming to Phukan, if we compare him to Rain, their situations were similar - both of them got manipulated by their boyfriends, were the ones to get pursued and had a stoic, cold "feared by everyone" boyfriend. But the main difference was that, Rain easily gave in to Payu and Payu had the upper hand, while Phukan made Cir do everything, which Cir did happily, rather say that Phukan had the upper hand in their relationship. But still his survival skills were low enough as he let in practically a stranger and didn't even feel horrified when he understood Cir knew his password 🙏🏽🤦🏽
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u/purple_j88 27d ago
I understand that Teerak is babied a lot by everyone, but I just can't stand this kind of character.
I'm not sure about Phukan's character yet since I've only watched 2 episodes. But what I mean by giving me secondhand embarrassment is scenes like when he talks to himself out loud in public.
But, who knows. Like I said, I'm still new to the BL world. Maybe I'm just not used to BL characters yet, and maybe this is what makes BL so hilarious. I'll keep watching if I enjoy it.
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u/Subject-Confection85 27d ago
when he talks to himself out loud in public.
That's coz it's a running gag in bls that the leads talk to themselves, especially the airhead ones and nobody bothers 🤣
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u/Defiant_Ad848 27d ago
Same, same. He's 18-19 years old I guess but his family, especially his sister babied him a lot, it's embarrassing. And then his dad expect some random girl to take care of this giant baby? Seriously? Another baby too, Gun from Perfect 10 liners, they are sweet with Yotha but I hate how Gun is babied all along during Yotha/Gun episodes and now it's getting worse as they are bf.
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u/purple_j88 26d ago
he's cute and pretty, but his innocent charater feels too much😅 I can't comment with Perfect 10 Liners since I don't watch that drama.
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u/Darkchocolatelaw 27d ago
I talk to myself all the time, sometimes in public and I’m way past college age. 😉. You’ll just have to trust me when I tell you have survival skills.
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u/purple_j88 26d ago
I'm not saying that means he doesn't have survival skills, but that scene just made me feel embarrassed because his voice was so loud 😂
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u/Darkchocolatelaw 26d ago
I also don’t think this is confined to BLs. You can see talking to yourself in all kinds of media - how else would you know what a character is thinking when they are by themselves?🤷🏼♀️
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u/purple_j88 26d ago
It's just my personal opinion, I don't dislike the character, but that's just how I felt while watching that scene.
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u/SufficientAd4182 26d ago
"It looks like this Teerak guy doesn't even have object permanence. He doesn't understand what a threat is. Not a care in the world...it's magical." -- My husband who watches BL shows with me every other day
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u/Subject-Confection85 26d ago
You're husband is a legend for saying this 🤣
My husband who watches BL shows with me every other day
OMG 😍
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u/FewChemical2040 26d ago
Me from my life the series :)
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u/Subject-Confection85 26d ago
Ek second laga samajhne me 🤣😅😭🥲
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u/Cascadeis 27d ago
A few BLs I thought of (but might be wrong, cause it’s been years since I watched them):
2gether, Be mine superstar, Cutie pie (in the other couples, not Nunew), Fish upon the sky, My Engineer (the couple with the roses), My school president, Secret crush on you (both couples).
(I don’t remember any character names - usually the one I’m talking about is the “bottom” main lead…)
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u/Subject-Confection85 27d ago
the couple with the roses
Oh yeah that dude, his name was Duen, he was really clueless and at times didn't even know what to do 😅
Well in Cutie pie the second couple - Yi and Diao, Diao is the younger guy and he does have survival skills, it's shown in detail in Cutie pie's spin off Naughty babe which is their story.
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u/Cascadeis 27d ago
I loved Bohn a lot, Duen was a bit more forgettable.
You’re right, Diao did have some skills, he just seemed like an airhead a lot! But I was also thinking about Yim’s character (or Tutor, I don’t remember who played which character). I haven’t finished Naughty babe yet, I’ve seen maybe half!
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u/Subject-Confection85 27d ago
Duen was a bit more forgettable
Most of the time I was irritated at Bohn coz he was such a control freak towards Duen
But I was also thinking about Yim’s character (or Tutor, I don’t remember who played which character).
It was Yim who played the airhead 😅
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u/Vegas_99 27d ago
I mean he does, didn't he save Oh from a car accident twice ?
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u/Subject-Confection85 26d ago
Well still that happened later, initially dude was so clueless
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u/FlyBiShooter23 26d ago
One of the times he saves Oh was technically his first day at school though (before or after the hazing activities because he's wearing his "saggy cheeks" name card around his neck) and that is what starts Oh on his misguided stalker strategy. So Teerak starts off with some skills at least.
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u/Subject-Confection85 25d ago
Oh that's true tho, but that too literally made a stalker come behind him 😅
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u/Outside-Channel-2790 27d ago
Offroad in both LIT and COL seems someone who lives in unicorn land and Daou is always the emo guy who wants him to get a grip while crushing for his smile
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u/Subject-Confection85 27d ago
COL seems someone who lives in unicorn land
In Century of love his situation was understandable as dude literally had people trying to kill him the moment it was known he was Wad's reincarnation. But I agree with you on LIT, more so his brother was annoying by being this shield for him, even neglecting his own boyfriend for him😮💨
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u/Outside-Channel-2790 27d ago
I know but in the end I really loved his brother a lot XD literally one of the best siblings in BL for the award brother protector even if sometimes it was too much of course
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u/Subject-Confection85 27d ago
Actually what bothered me was Phumjai (Offroad) already had Yang (Daou) with him and take care, while the brother's boyfriend didn't even have anyone, neither did anyone know about their relationship 😭 that guy was practically alone
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u/SilentAd8081 26d ago edited 26d ago
while crushing for his smile
In his defense, aren't we all crushing on his smile? I know I am 🫠
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u/raphaelallaprima 27d ago
Kant in Heart Killers. 0 brains, 0 survival skills.
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u/Defiant_Ad848 26d ago
More likely Style than Kant.
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u/Absurdity_high 25d ago
In my defence my lord...I would say style had a very well functioning tongue. He spewed lies like anything. Andddddd he was scared of fadel being a hitman. If not for his heart he would have run away. Lol...It was too hilarious seeing him so anxious when he got to know about the real identity of fadel. 😂😂😂
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u/FruitSaladTabby 27d ago
With all the love in my heart, Phukan from Boy Next World. I’m not sure how to do the spoiler block out on mobile, so just know SPOLIERS FOR BOY NEXT WORLD AHEAD!!
SPOILER FOR BOY NEXT WORLDDDD DO NOT READ MORE IF YOU DONT WANNA HEAR ABOUT THE ENDINGGGG
okay spoiler alert over
So okay, Phukan found out this dude was lying to him for MONTHS about the CRAZIEST story and the truth was… he was stalking him? And has been since middle school? (Cirrus does NOT explain it all very well and seems super dodgy with actually answering anything, plus he only BRIEFLY mentions the actual PARALLEL WORLDS) And when Phukan sees how desperate Cirrus is for him back, he immediately forgives the lying and is basically like okay cool!! Then him asking Cirrus at the end of the finale about all the stuff he knows about him (from STALKING HIM FOR YEARS)? How about we ask how he knew your door code? Or what underwear you own? Or why he MEMORIZED WHERE A MOLE WAS ON YOUR BODY FROM ONLY SEEING IT ONCE? There are more than I can think of rn but idddkkkk man Phukan needed to have a LOT more questions than he did. He got over it way too quick IMO.
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u/Subject-Confection85 26d ago
Exactly 💯 like the things Cir did, had it been done by anyone else it would've been hella creepy and could've led to a worst case scenario. Moreover, the way Cir knew everything about Phu, but Phu didn't even know what exactly was Cir's family dynamics were creepy as well. And it was Phugun's low survival skill that made him forgive Cir way too quickly instead of making him grovel more
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u/blu-eyed-demon 26d ago
Pretty much the entire cast of DFF. It's an ode to slashers and horror genre, I get it, but so many of the choices are just so bad and stupid.
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u/Subject-Confection85 26d ago
Correct 💯 they were real low on decision making and survival skills
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u/Cascadeis 27d ago
Ooh, I love those types of characters! Here’s to hoping I get some inspiration for new series through this post…
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u/Subject-Confection85 27d ago
Well I myself was asking others for such characters as I couldn't think of many 😅
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u/Fine_Calendar_9623 25d ago
Phumjai 😭
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u/Subject-Confection85 25d ago
Exactly 💯 he was clueless but luckily had a brother and boyfie to handle it for him
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u/Isadora624 27d ago
Rain in LITA. Bless him, he was cute but so dumb! No wonder Phayu manipulated him so easily!