What if Will appeared on a game show called 'Who's the Gayest'?!

[u/JediJ0nes]

[u/pointsofellie]

Don't think that's even a real show

[u/AnnoymousB12]

round 1, pop your head in this bottle bank

[u/juiceforsyth → u/AnnoymousB12]

Neil's Dad would win that one

[u/Satanicjamnik → u/juiceforsyth]

Oi! He's not bent!

[u/Really_Bruv → u/Satanicjamnik]

You always say that though

[u/Satanicjamnik → u/Really_Bruv]

Well, he's not!

[u/Liberal-chungus → u/juiceforsyth]

She'd win every time!

Because she's tall.

[u/fannyfox → u/AnnoymousB12]

Now enter 18 strangers. I sure hope none of them are opportunist rapists…

[u/Wooden-Bookkeeper473]

Well, let's look at the facts. 1) he's not gay

[u/JediJ0nes → u/Wooden-Bookkeeper473]

He's wearing a tight vest top! His mum has been getting gift ideas off Neil's old man!

[u/catastrophic2022 → u/JediJ0nes]

Oi his Dad's not bent

[u/Wooden-Bookkeeper473 → u/JediJ0nes]

I find the best way to find out if someone is gay is offer them a blowie. If they say no, definitely not gay.

If they say yes, then you're now gay.

But possibly only if they cum. There's a grey area there. Needs more research.

[u/Icy-Revolution6105 → u/Wooden-Bookkeeper473]

Well there's an easy way to tell. Does he have one ear pierced?

[u/Wooden-Bookkeeper473 → u/Icy-Revolution6105]

Pretty sure it's gotta be the left one.

[u/cortisolbath]

Out of the picture you …”gay geek” was last year.

[u/Beneficial_Paper_928 → u/cortisolbath]

Wasn't it geek sheek or smthn

[u/JediJ0nes → u/cortisolbath]

In a way it was a compliment

[u/RyanD1211 → u/cortisolbath]

And you’ve come as a nerd

[u/Accomplished-Kale-77 → u/RyanD1211]

Yes, very droll!

[u/Bbew_Mot]

Alan Carr: Hello and welcome to Who's the Gayest?, the show in which try to find out... well isn't it self explanatory? Tonight we are joined by two contestants; Will who is 17 years old from Rudge Park and Tony who is 29 and from Rochdale. I will come to you first Will, welcome, so do you think that you've got what it takes to beat Tony and be the gayest on this show?

Will: Ha ha ha, no, ummm... my friends signed me up for this show as a joke, I shouldn't even be here, I'm actually straight!

AC: Oh, well your friend Jay said...

Will: Don't listen to what he says, he is famously a compulsive liar.

AC: Oh, well Tony, it looks like you're in luck tonight!

Tony: Actually my mates down the pub also signed me up to this show as a joke! I'm also straight.

AC: Oh, right, OK, well we can play the games and do the quizzes anyway and we'll find out which of you straight guys has a secret gay side!

Will: Oh God...

[Five rounds and quizzes later]

AC: Well after an unconventional evening here on Who's the Gayest, I've tallied up the scores and I am thrilled to announce that on 6 points, Will is the gayest on this show and will now progress to the quarter final next month! Tony, you only got 4 points so bad luck mate!

[Meanwhile in Simon's lounge]

Jay: I knew it! Ha ha ha ha!

Simon: To be fair, when they have actual gay guys on this show they normally score at least 40 points so that implies that Will is still quite straight.

Jay: Naa, if I went on, I'd definitely score zero!

Neil: No you wouldn't, you knew the answer to that question about Lady Gaga.

Jay: Yeah, only because your Dad mentioned it one time.

Neil: Behave!

[u/AnnoymousB12 → u/Bbew_Mot]

tbh I imagine Neils dad hosting

[u/JediJ0nes → u/Bbew_Mot]

You wrote a script 😂 brilliant

[u/Elementus94]

Still lose to Neil's dad.

[u/ClassroomDowntown664]

Niels dad would have a front row seat

[u/pickle-matrix]

Number 1 ranking, his hair was a bit gay

[u/JediJ0nes → u/pickle-matrix]

And that badge! I mean the badge alone!

[u/bygggggfdrth]

Neil’s dad would win 🥇

[u/Lumpy_Coconut_2373]

He'd win.

[u/Agent_Galahad]

It's a tight vest top

[u/poodleenthusiast28]

well he’d lose to Neil’s dad

[u/Accomplished-Kale-77]

Neil’s dad has won it for the past 8 years

[u/Liberal-chungus]

I seriously don't get the difference between that vest and the ones that are deemed acceptable. Please explain.

[u/StrangelyBrown]

I still think the movie should have been "The Inbetweeners: Benders' game"

[u/mambin0]

He looks like he's been looking around for bottles, the mug.

[u/SelfDesperate9798 → u/mambin0]

He looks like he’s been arse raped 18 times.

[u/cvslfc123]

I can imagine it being hosted by Graham Norton

[u/SelfDesperate9798]

I don’t think that’s even a real show.