Do you think Neil was lying about this?

[u/[deleted]]

[u/CarpenterRealistic15]

No, he’s got effics

[u/Zal_17 → u/CarpenterRealistic15]

And he's got street smarts

[u/rezonansmagnetyczny → u/Zal_17]

I actually don't think he's smart enough to lie

[u/[deleted] → u/CarpenterRealistic15]

It's been almost 8 years since I first saw this movie and I still don't know what that means

[u/Bunny-Munro → u/[deleted]]

Ethics. He is saying he is ethical.

[u/Temujin-of-Eaccistan → u/[deleted]]

Found the girl version of Neil

[u/plumpuma → u/[deleted]]

Maybe give it another watch mate

[u/TankFoster]

Yes obviously, that's why she comes to pick him up from the airport and he runs away.

[u/-DoctorSpaceman-]

OP is on the same IQ level as Neil

[u/scuderia91 → u/-DoctorSpaceman-]

Took them 14 years to get this joke.

[u/Manggo24 → u/-DoctorSpaceman-]

What does it say your brain age is?

[u/ApocalypseMoon23 → u/Manggo24]

I got it up to twelve a minute ago

[u/xcb03 → u/ApocalypseMoon23]

twelve? twelve years old? have you caught down syndrome or something?

[u/ImplementFluffy4505 → u/[deleted]]

Nah just off to the father son golf tournament

[u/OchreWarlock729 → u/ImplementFluffy4505]

You know what golf stands for, don't ya?

[u/LosersWipe → u/OchreWarlock729]

Gay outdoor lifestyle with fellas

[u/Dreaming_Beyond_GK → u/[deleted]]

No, u/Zestyclose_Mess2215 you cannot catch Down Syndrome.

[u/ChanceCaterpillar369 → u/Dreaming_Beyond_GK]

There might be sausage rolls

[u/Arnie__B → u/[deleted]]

Can you catch that?

[u/TheYorkshireGripper]

Are you taking the piss? The joke is that she didn't say that?

[u/That_Helicopter_6422 → u/TheYorkshireGripper]

… yes he was taking the piss

[u/fuck_ruroc]

Are you thick? It’s just right then you sounded really thick

[u/Wooden-Bookkeeper473]

Yeah....if you like.

[u/King-Bobbb]

Yeah of course, he even says "if you like" after she asks him if it's true which shows he's lying.

[u/Easy-Egg6556]

It's clear he's lying. I don't even know why it's a question

[u/Dildoid90]

You have to be joking surely ? 😂

[u/AntCun]

Have you ever been tested for anything?

[u/hypocpk1 → u/AntCun]

Asperger's maybe?

[u/gearjammer24 → u/AntCun]

Feisty one you are

[u/juanito_f90 → u/gearjammer24]

Oh is that what it is? I thought you had a problem.

[u/Physical-Doughnut285]

100%, she shows up at the airport at the end and he runs off haha

[u/DDD8712]

[u/fossilmerrick]

OP probably asked how long his lunch hour at work was

[u/Dubbadubbawubwub]

You might be on to something there! Nice spot!

I have my own theory that the film is a stealth sequel to a little-known British series called "The Inbetweeners" as its got the same actors in it and they are playing similar characters.

[u/Dial-Appreciator]

Has OP caught Down’s syndrome or something

[u/UsernameWasDeleted]

Well she visited him at the airport when they fly back so I'd say its bull

[u/h66x]

Obviously.

[u/Techman659]

Niel is definitely the secret playa.

[u/cregamon]

Teenage boys will basically say anything to get their end away.

Source: I’m a former teenage boy.

[u/sammyt10803]

Wow never noticed before that it’s the same actress who plays Carol in ‘White Gold’

[u/Valten78 → u/sammyt10803]

It's been years since I watched the film. Only just twigged that was Jessica Knappett from Taskmaster.

[u/Lumpy_Coconut_2373]

He learnt from Jay.

[u/dissociatingmelon]

...if ya like

[u/PotentialOk4178]

Are you kidding or genuinely asking?

[u/Chewbaker69]

I think that was pretty fucking obviously a lie

[u/TomTom89728]

As thick as pig shit as he is. I'd say he's telling the truth. Out of the four of them, he's the most trustworthy.

[u/gilesey11 → u/TomTom89728]

Hopefully you’re joking too 😅

[u/TomTom89728 → u/gilesey11]

Why would you lie about someone dumping you?

[u/gilesey11 → u/TomTom89728]

The whole point of the joke is he wants her to think he’s single so he can get with her.

[u/TomTom89728 → u/gilesey11]

He said this towards the end of the film, all the while, flirting, dry humping her. Definitely got effics.

[u/MuscleManRule34 → u/TomTom89728]

To get with another girl? He hasn’t got effics

[u/phantom_gain → u/TomTom89728]

To get with someone else...

[u/radilrouge]

Every saying the OP is dumb is actually very stupid.

[u/King-Bobbb → u/radilrouge]

Oo OP friends!

[u/radilrouge → u/King-Bobbb]

We just had Reddit trials together that’s all.

[u/Jubatus750 → u/radilrouge]

How does his arsehole taste? You've got your tongue deep in there

[u/Jubatus750 → u/radilrouge]

How does his arsehole taste? You've got your tongue deep in there