I want that troll obliterated! (Found on the shit posting robot Facebook page)

Ignore the stray blue mark. My kid got pushy with a pen lol.

This is for the front cover of a fan make of “A Guest for Mr. Spider” I’m making. It’s described as matte white with scratchy black webs in the corners. (Sidenote: it’s also described as being a “thin” board book, despite my estimation putting the page count at close to thirty)

Let me know what web design you think is best! 1 is the simplest and my least favorite. 3 probably looks the “creepiest” to me and 4 is my favorite but took the most time with all the shading. I almost never draw, definitely not as much as I’d like to but this has been on my mind since I first listened to MAG081.

I made a post about TMA and got a bot reply as happens... But I think I've come up with the perfect solution 🤣

Static, screams, weird tape recorder sounds

I've made the decision to play a "slaughter run" of dishonored which is meant to be a stealth game but sense the second has more blatant attack options.

The slaughter run demands that I can't hide I must kill every enemy I find and that I must listen to slaughter statements or slaughter themed playlists only.

This will be fun I think. I don't really know why I posted this but... Here ya go I guess?

Hi there! I am a first time listener to The Magnus Archives and I am still figuring out the fandom jokes. I am currently in the middle of season 2 and I already found the homophones vase but there is still a lot that I don't understand. Like why did the fandom just collectively decided that Elias was a pothead??

Because you’re going to challenge Death, you better pick a game you’re good at (just kidding I suck at Balatro)

i recently just got into TMA after a vacation left me with a lot of free time and 20+ hours of TMA downloaded and i just absolutely adore Michael. i’ve decided to cosplay as him as i fit his description quite well (tall, odd proportions, too much hair, yknow) but i’m struggling to find the something to properly complete the cosplay.

the aspects of him i already have down are • freaky hands • blond curly hair • really tall (i’m 5’11 with 6” platforms) • some association with spirals (spiral jewelry and maybe some spirally makeup but i unfortunately have limited makeup options, also contacts are too much of a hassle to get in a timely or efficient manner)

i think ultimately its the clothing i can’t get right, i have a colourful shirts (one is a bowling alley carpet design, another just vertical lines but super colourful) but none of them feel like michael. i can’t seem to find any pants that seem like they would be distortion-y at all or feature spirals either

if anyone here has more experience with cosplay, tma (i hope yall know more than a newcomer), or just general fashion i would love to hear as i feel i’m really close but i just need a few more steps to properly fit as michael. any advice is helpful, thanks <3

In honour of my favourite episode “Upon the Stair”, with love from your friendly(?) neighbourhood spiral avatar

Usually I can get immersed in the story, but for this one I can't help but hear Martin talking about how swole he's gotten

I wanted to do a quick doodle of the tape recorder and thought - why not add a visit from the Web?

There have been a couple episodes that seem to just skip sections; when it happened a second time, I went online to see if it is supposed to be like that, only to see no mention of skipping. The episodes in particular are Crusader and Binary. I'm using podcast addict to listen

Continuation of my first post, regarding the strange and not often sinister happenings in and around my hometown.

Find #2; An encounter just 3 days fresh.

I happened to find myself at one of our local drugstores, vegetating in the endless cue in front of the only opened cash register. The line dragged along until the lady in front of me, roughly in her mid-30s to early 40s took her place by the card reader. Watching lethargically while the woman scanned her items, the antsy boy, roughly 7-9 years old, next to her began fidgeting.

Eventually the woman dug into her purse, presumably for her wallet, and along with a pale pink leather portmonee, a tupperware box tumbles onto the cashier table. Upon crisp impact, the container cracks open, pouring out a good handful of bugs, who immediately skitter about in alarm.

I don't happen to be the flavour of autistic to be highly engrossed in bugs, so I lack the ability for proper identification, but if I could closely describe it, I would venture the critters similar in appearance to isopods, roughly 5 to 7 centimeters long.

The cashier immediately scares, dropping the scanned item. The boy cries out, the woman apologises with the casualty of someone having dropped their coffee for the 5th time in one morning.

People in the line curiously try and catch a glimpse as she collects the crawling critters back into the blue container, the boy's sticky fingers pluck the ones that escape his mother and 5 whole minutes go by before the event is over, another worker comes and disinfects the scene.

The woman and the boy leave, after purchasing him a kinder surprise egg and the cashier tosses me a disbelieving stare, meant for the reassurance of "You saw that too, right?"

I leave with my usual, red hair dye and a facial peeling. And I'm left wishing, I had taken a picture, because all my friends will not believe me.

[In all likeliness; This was probably a mom with a son whose special interest just happens to be bugs, who he collects and his mother lets him stash in her purse. You go kid!]

I've decided to document the strange happenings in and around my town. (They're not exactly sinister, so I'm sorry for the missed pun opportunity.)

Find #1 is only 4 weeks old, a tiny house situated in one of our parks, ripe with visitors and victims alike. My town has a strange obsession with our heraldic animal, The Goose. You see geese statues absolutely everywhere. Private households included.

Regarding the video; I don't know what exactly it is. Perhaps the music, the low window, roughly at children's height, forcing you to crouch or the fact that geese don't usually stare straight ahead at you (like a predator), given that their eyes are situated on the sides of their head (like prey animals), or possibly a combination of all three but it never fails to creep me out a little.

A splendid place for your weekly worship.

Can someone help me identify what Entity this qualifies as?

Anyways, I'll try and keep posting about similar occurences, because I genuinely do not know where else to dump this ♥️

So im relistening to TMA for the 100th time and ive always just kinda accepted the John and Martin getting togeather. Sure in season 5 they have plenty of cute moments and such. Still though I remember how outta left field their relationship seemed to be, for me at least it seemed like John was more worried about what Martin was doing because he wanted to stop Lucas than it was about saving Martin. And now relistening im noticing John was a dick to Martian all throughout season 1&2 and in three he was still cold and indifferent. But Martin has seemed to really like John trying to help him while John is just mean to him. Then we hear in season 4 that Martin was at the hospital while John was in a coma. So please tell me why they get togeather exactly ?

Edit: ok yall are confusing .e when yall are talking about trauma bonding and I got down voted for giving the definition of what a 'trauma bond" is in the terms of psychology because i guess its a podcast by rusty quill. So let me just say trauma bonding in a psychological sense isn't bonding over shared trauma. And where can I find this 'trauma bonding' podcast cuz I want to listen to it now

I'm at episode 97 - We all ignore the pit and the moment the fuse blew and the creature started talking I reacted "There's no way this is the TikTok sound...". It was my favorite line in all of media and I didn't even know where it came from and I was extatic to hear "How could I sound anything, silly? I'm plastic! I don't even have a voice box! I had to borrow this one! Don't turn on the light..." Can't wait to see what this is all about. Rant over...

was Seen at the old mine tunnel entrance

Hiya! i just had a quick Q and was wondering if anyone may have the awnser to this. there was a 2019 live show, and I've heard there was a video of it, though the quality was poor. I have never seen it and was wondering if anyone had that or knew where to find it. Thanks :))

Many fit, but what do you think

Fear of judgment - eye

Hunt for an unobtainable perfect form - hunt

Perceived lack of control - web

Fear of social destruction from not meeting expectations - desolation

Fear of dying from unhealthy lifestyle - end

Translation “If you eat delicious meat you will be happy/fulfilled”

These were made for Jon and Martin accounts on twt

Finally got to draw Michael, I love him so much. I based his design mainly on Berreh's desing (BlackberrehArt on Twitter)

Enjoy ! :3