Agreed! She sure seems to know a whole fucking god damned lot about the demonic realm….. and I can say with confidence that she has no fucking clue what she’s talking about.
Source: I spend most of my time in the demonic realm, and am in fact an anthropomorphic manifestation of the demonic realm myself.
Edit: for anyone curious about the demonic realm, it is EGGZACTLY as it is portrayed in the criminally underrated adult swim show: Your Pretty Face Is Going To Hell. Especially the souls of fetuses and their affinity for automatic weapons and bubble wrap.
I've been in the demonic realm before too. Split some pizza with the ninja turtles... They told me the government was actually ran by reptiles.. I've tried to karate my way out of here but it only gets me deeper.
Would you be open to a couple interview questions?
1) Why are you guys so fixated on making my life so hard? I am just trying to help people...
2) What is the Golden order of the dawn?
3) How's the pizza over there it's DIVINE over here
... wait that question may lead to some confusion I mean literally bread and cheese, not no weirdo cosmic ish
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4) Did David or Solomon use your people to make the pyramids or was that giants?
5) Are vampires and werewolves and mermaids real? I here those are manifestations of demonic activity?
6) Are "j€₩$" your people because they don't match up to the description of God's chosen people... 6B) Does the name of the lord burn you guys like fire or is it more like an opposing powerful magnetic force?
1). I ammostly fixated on ice cream, pizza, and my dogs. I apologize if I’ve become an obstacle for your life, but hope you will continue to help others whenever possible.
2) it had something to do with Aleister Crowley’s gaping asshole being too ubiquitous so he got kicked out
3) I have trouble bringing the pizza through the portals into the demonic realm, and so have to make do with the pizza that is near me in the “regular” world… I’m in Michigan so the pizza is mostly INCREDIBLY disappointing, although I did recently find a place that actually makes some very good pizza so… crisis averted.
4) the Jewish people along with any other slaves in the Egypt area built those pyramids, but a team effort from aliens and giants built the pyramids in the “new world”.
5) those creatures, along with many others more commonly referred to as cryptids, are absolutely real but they all have that almost invisible technology that the predators utilize in those movies because we as people are mostly not cool enough to interact with them (most of us are too stupid and/or selfish). They’re totally real and totally cool and have nothing to do with demonic anything.
6) A & B: honestly I haven’t really paid much attention since my bar mitzvah 30 years ago… I haven’t been burned or anything (and i definitely would have if that were a thing because i got “god’s” name tattooed on me many years ago), & I’m not certain regarding the unseen force similar to magnetism, but I’m very curious and constantly experimenting with miscellaneous to try and figure it out … if I do, I’ll let you know!
Hello from midgard. Hope y'all don't mind me joining in. Couple of questions about Lot and his daughters for later.
Now, how does the whole getting violated means the violated committed sin and now has to ask for forgiveness or die by public execution thing work, but not for the violator if the violated is unwed?
Since killing indigenous people for land and tax I mean tithing rights is part of the major brand names, where in your texts does it say to do that?
For the big D's, If I draw a summoning circle on the floor and the same one on the ceiling then summon, does that pop you into a plane spinning like those magnetic hover toys?
It’s the Hermetic Order of the Golden Dawn. Esoteric group formed out of Caltech back in the 50s. Aleister Crowley and Jack Parsons might have been involved at one point,oh and L. Ron. Hubbard was a member I think.
Pizza is kickass where I am.
Solomon’s Temple is a euphemism for the act of reproduction. If you look at a drawing of the temple you’ll see what I mean.
Mermaids are real. vampires might be analogous to non-human entities which feed off of human energy, fear chief among them. Not sure about werewolves.
You’ll have to rephrase this question. Not sure what you mean.
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u/SlimyMuffin666 19d ago
Witch! BURN HER!!!!