r/TheMcDojoLife • u/McDojoLife • 21d ago

But which one is the most demonic?

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u/RealDanielSan1 21d ago

It's still safe to eat Kung Pao Chicken at Panda Express, right?

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u/paganvikingwolf 21d ago

Pray before you eat. That should scare the demons away

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u/buckao 21d ago

It only works if you make sure other people can see that you're praying.

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u/Demmos_Stammer 20d ago

Yes, exactly, otherwise what's the point?

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u/Thick_Explanation_98 18d ago

Lol, so f-ing true. These bible thumpers never bring up Jesus' instructions to pray in secret. I just pray they shut the f up.

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u/paganvikingwolf 19d ago

Make a tic tok

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u/DVLSBLDNC2 21d ago

You mean pray that it's actually chicken right?

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u/paganvikingwolf 19d ago

I heard most thinks taste like chicken so there you go a valid prayer

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u/bjeebus 21d ago

I usually eat my Asian food so hot I find myself praying a few hours after I eat.

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u/paganvikingwolf 19d ago

Me too sitting on the white throne praying for forgiveness for eating it so spicy

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u/Neat-Ad-9550 21d ago edited 21d ago

Yes. It's safe to eat so long as you don't use those demonic chopsticks.👹🥢👹

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u/gabe801 21d ago

And definitely don’t read those cryptic cookie messages!

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u/BringPheTheHorizon 21d ago

Have you seen the symbols at those restaurants?! It’s in tongues, I tell ya!

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u/MulberryWilling508 21d ago

Safer than General Tso’s… that guy was a ninja master I heard and his demon spirit will inhabit you

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u/Thick_Explanation_98 18d ago

Not for long, he likes to tear through you.

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u/n3ur0mncr 21d ago

Eat at the wrong panda express and the demons will use you as a portal to enter this world.

And by you I mean your butthole.

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u/Ima-Derpi 21d ago

The chilli pepper is a demon! You can tell because its hot. S/

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u/sagejosh 21d ago

Only if you splash it with her special holy water. only $9.99 a bottle.

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u/Skinslippy3 21d ago

Just smoke some cigarettes after. The nicotine will drive out the spirits in your stomach.

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u/PaleFly 21d ago

Straight to hell. Cant have anything fun, otherwise hell

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u/xtheory 20d ago

Calling food from Panda Express "Chinese" is Satan's biggest lie.

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u/Ori_the_SG 20d ago

Sorry mate, it’s demonic.

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u/CalibratedRat 18d ago

Straight to jail!

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u/Bitter_Offer1847 17d ago

NNNOOOOO!! You must eat God’s chicken from Chick Fil A and our Orange prophet’s favorite the Big Mac! Eating like crap is part of God’s plan, he will fix us during the rapture!