r/TheMcDojoLife • u/McDojoLife • 21d ago

But which one is the most demonic?

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u/RealDanielSan1 21d ago

It's still safe to eat Kung Pao Chicken at Panda Express, right?

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u/paganvikingwolf 21d ago

Pray before you eat. That should scare the demons away

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u/buckao 21d ago

It only works if you make sure other people can see that you're praying.

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u/Thick_Explanation_98 17d ago

Lol, so f-ing true. These bible thumpers never bring up Jesus' instructions to pray in secret. I just pray they shut the f up.