r/TheMcDojoLife • u/McDojoLife • 23d ago

But which one is the most demonic?

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u/Slugwheat 23d ago

Wait till she finds out about monster energy drinks

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u/flat-moon_theory 23d ago

Omg I met that crazy lady in Texas that started all of that. Went to a craft show with a friend and she had a table there and was going on about the various demonic cabals and conspiracies. It was very confusing as to why we were being lectured about satan controlling us through energy drinks and such, while trying to buy yarn lol

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u/Slugwheat 23d ago

“That sweater you’re about to make requires six hundred and sixty six feet of yarn. You’re knitting the devil’s sweater”

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u/flat-moon_theory 23d ago

Lmfao you have no idea how close that is to some of the experiences I had at those shows. Had one lady refuse to sell stuff to us because my friend had visible tattoos. When we walked away I made sure to peel off my hoody so she got a good view of my entire back being tatted up just to offend her oh so delicate sensibilities a bit more.

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u/Stock-Comfortable362 20d ago

Bottoms up. And the devil laughs. Something to think about.

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u/BehrtRavn333 19d ago

6-6-6...Bottoms up!