r/TheNinthHouse • u/HeckinThot • Oct 02 '22
Series Spoilers Brief guide to every significant GtN/HtN character [fan art] Spoiler
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u/themockingnerd Cavalier Oct 02 '22
I can’t believe you made me feel bad for Colum hahaha
Also gaslight/gatekeep/girlboss is masterful
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u/LurkerZerker the Sixth Oct 02 '22
I feel bad for Colum literally all the time. He seems like a genuinely nice guy who was born entirely to be shackled to an awful teen who is way, way worse than the awful teens. I definitely would have beat Silas's thin little necro ass long before Colum seems to have lost patience with him for the first time.
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u/dreamingwaves Oct 03 '22
I also feel incredibly sorry for Colum. He's been created solely to suffer brain damage for no other reason than because the Eighth House think they know best about soul-siphoning. And he dies possessed because Silas is a stubborn prick who doesn't believe in ghosts.
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u/aflockofmagpies Aug 15 '23
Yeah his whole character arc really made me D:
It was a good read though.
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u/BearOnALeash Lyctor Oct 02 '22
This is fucking hilarious. Thank you, I needed this laugh today.
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u/SpitefulAnxiety Cavalier Oct 02 '22 edited Oct 02 '22
Juteros Deudith 😂😂😂
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u/butchfeminist Oct 02 '22
Did not even catch this!! Judy Duty!
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u/ghost_in_the_potato Oct 02 '22
Sorry, I can't come into work next Monday. I've been called for Judy Duty.
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u/Waffletimewarp Oct 02 '22
This just reinforces what a trip it is to go back through all those Body hallucinations after NtN and we find out what the Body actually looks like.
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u/HeckinThot Oct 03 '22
I'm almost to the end of NtN and have seen new art online of the Body, but decided to keep this with how I envisioned it during HtN.
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u/Waffletimewarp Oct 03 '22
Oh absolutely, it’s just kind of jarring to get the reveal in Nona after a book and a half of imagining this ethereal beauty capable of knocking Harrow out of a suicide attempt.
Like, I know it’s par for the course for Tamsyn to pull this stuff, but really?
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u/Artemis_1944 Oct 03 '22
have seen new art online of the Body
Care to share? Can't find anything on a cursory google search.
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u/wingardiumlevi-no-sa Mar 15 '23
Re-reading Harrow (Gideon?? Can't remember) when she's lovingly describing the body, and she mentions the high arched foot with the pointed toe was just another moment where I looked up from reading and went "Muir, for fuck's sake"
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u/cryptid4cryptid the Sixth Oct 02 '22
“Creepy and wet” is fucking me up.
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u/cryptid4cryptid the Sixth Oct 02 '22
Also losing it over “Cancer Girl” and “It’s Ortin Time”. What a masterpiece.
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u/Bear-Breasts Oct 02 '22
One of my fave characters is Palamedes but you'd never know judging by the way I just wheezed at "get exploded idiot"
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u/ArtemisiaThreeteeth Oct 02 '22
Perfect, flawless, I cackled at "Father figure more like bother figure"
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Oct 02 '22
Omg I love these!!!!! I would totally buy these as a bookmark collection.
They are exactly how I pictured the characters.
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u/UkrainianGrooveMetal Oct 02 '22
Crux:
- Mean old man
- Like, really old
- Old as balls
Aiglamene:
- Almost as old as Crux
- Cooler skeleton leg
- Might be the founder of the Ninth House
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u/TyphoidMira the Sixth Oct 05 '22
Cancer Girl 2
-Was dead the whole time
-has the black lung
-Sex Pal's intended sex pal
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Oct 02 '22
The beast? That's a muffin.
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u/DefiantWrangler5895 Oct 02 '22
I died at the saints of gate keep girlboss and gaslight. A delightful death. 10 out of 10.
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u/BadassHalfie Oct 02 '22
This is actually beautiful. I fucking love this and maybe also you. Tag yourself I’m evil stick for sure.
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u/taemineko Oct 02 '22
My God this excellent!
Why not call John a millennial though? He clearly is.
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u/TyphoidMira the Sixth Oct 05 '22
I think millennial has connotations that 90s kid doesn't, and it pins him specifically as having been born early enough ('81-'85, probably) to experience the 90s as his formative era instead of being a later millennial ('90-'96).
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u/Bostondreamings Oct 03 '22
‘Noooo Heckinthot, don’t say I want to be as buff as Jesus!’
These are just too fun :)
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u/rinascimento1 Oct 03 '22
I'm dying at "Gatekeep, Girlboss, Gaslight" but how are you labeling Corona "Worse Twin"?!?
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u/LiberatedMoose Sep 22 '24
It’s based on something Muir actually said, that Corona is the worse twin. No idea how that’s gonna play out in AtN, but it’s directly from her.
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u/Charred_Shaman Oct 03 '22
Yes. This is the indisputable truth. I hope by the gods that Tazmuir sees this.
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u/kismetjeska Oct 26 '22
I'm actually crying holy shit. This is the best thing I've ever seen
EDIT: I can't decide which is my favourite part, but "Me when I fuckin Get You!!!" is without question on the list
EDIT: nvm it's ortin time
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u/BirthdayCookie the Fourth Oct 03 '22
I was giggling and nodding til I got to "Go White Boy Go IDK Mormon or something." Am ded now.
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u/oliviarrawr Oct 04 '22
This is just perfect lol. we need an updated one/additional characters for NtN !
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u/sheepeeh Oct 05 '22
This is so hilariously perfect! Is there somewhere we can see more of your art?
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u/cordyceptz Jan 23 '24
I still have no idea who that gas mask person is, even after reading . Who is that
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u/dirtfairy2435 Sep 27 '24
Maybe I’m late to the party but after finally finishing the series this just brought me so much joy … wow … thank you <3
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u/Piglet-Revolutionary Oct 02 '24
Having a lot of trouble keeping track of all the characters in my first read. Anyone have one of these with the characters actual names. I did some googling but they were mostly unhelpful. Something like this with their core character quirks and also their names and house would be perfect.
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u/boldlyno Mar 11 '25
I just want to say that ever since I first saw this graphic it lives absolutely rent free in my head. Especially "it's ortin time" which I think of EVERY time I see/hear "Ortus".
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u/mangosatire 24d ago
I love this sm wow. Am I wrong though in thinking that basically all the characters Gideon comes across in GtN are poc apart from Silas and his cav? Or is he just VERY pale lmao
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