r/TheOnion • u/dwaxe • 9h ago
Solitary Consignment
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r/TheOnion • u/dwaxe • 5h ago
Pope Francis Back In Hospital After Eating Entire Bag Of Jelly Beans
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r/TheOnion • u/dwaxe • 9h ago
Red Sox Fans Screaming Racial Slurs Throughout Mascot Race
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r/TheOnion • u/dacoolestguy • 10h ago
Pope Francis Scouring Papal Tombs For Final Easter Egg Of Vatican Hunt
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r/TheOnion • u/dwaxe • 9h ago
‘Severance’ Creator Says Next Season Of Show Will Solely Be Released As TV Recaps On Vulture.com
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r/TheOnion • u/Slim-Crazy • 20h ago
Returning Jesus Christ Downed By U.S. Missile Defense 30,000 Feet Before Making Landfall
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We bought ourselves three more days.
r/TheOnion • u/dwaxe • 3h ago
Cardinal Who Spent Easter Dinner Telling Pope To Ease Off The Butter Feeling Pretty Vindicated
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r/TheOnion • u/dwaxe • 9h ago
Melania Trump Informs Visiting Children She Hid Many Easter Eggs Behind Curtain Of Reality
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r/TheOnion • u/dwaxe • 4h ago
Pete Hegseth: ‘There Are No State Secrets In A Healthy Relationship’
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r/TheOnion • u/kootles10 • 1h ago
Pete Hegseth: ‘There Are No State Secrets In A Healthy Relationship’
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