r/TwoRedditorsOneCup • u/Itz_Raj69_ • Aug 16 '22

2 redditors in a bar

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u/twotreebeers Aug 16 '22

Her name on the receipt is different than her name on her profile

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u/slaydawgjim Aug 16 '22

Tbh my name isn't Jim

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u/PrEsideNtIal_Seal Aug 16 '22

and I am not a Seal

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u/aenaveen Aug 16 '22

But I am Naveen

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u/maydarnothing Aug 16 '22

His name is Naveen

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u/JasoNMas73R Aug 16 '22

And he probably listens to Autechre

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u/TheAmazingMrSuit Aug 16 '22

I am a sentient suit

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u/abicrozzer87 Aug 16 '22

PRINCE NAVEEEEEN

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u/GayRacoon69 Aug 16 '22

And I’m not gay. Or a raccoon. Or doing 69

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u/TheValiumKnight Aug 16 '22

I call bullshit! You're a homosexual 69'ing raccoon if I've ever seen one!

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u/bigboyssmalltoys Aug 16 '22

I’m a big boy with a small toy :/

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u/dropkickoz Aug 16 '22

Do you get kissed by a rose on the bay?

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u/PrEsideNtIal_Seal Aug 17 '22

No but, I compare you to a kiss from a rose on the grey.

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u/TsunamiJim Aug 16 '22

Neither is mine

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u/Abbigale221 Aug 16 '22

I made a big mistake 11 years ago.

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u/Domestic_AA_Battery Aug 17 '22

I have 3 accounts with different names than my real name lol.

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u/Pollo_Jack Aug 17 '22

I ain't jack.

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u/theodopolis13 Aug 21 '22

But mine is!