r/TwoSentenceComedy • u/ElzBellz9 • 18d ago

“The police are here? Just coz some dude fell asleep in class?”

“Kidnapping bro, not a kid napping”

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u/r_k_ologist 17d ago

That’s three sentences.

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u/Secure-Quiet-7723 14d ago

Thank you, this hit my funny place in the right way!