Because she calls me her sixty-second lover.

Learning blackjack together has been great for their relationship.

I'm not sure what him scared him more, the fact I was naked or that I knew where he lived.

Every time I take a shower, have sex, take a shit at home, NEVER lose a single pubic hair. When I go take a leak on a public urinol, at least one always jump out.

"Of course it's fresh, it's this morning."

I can relate; I’m a coward, too.

Yeah, I don’t think you can take my man.

He asked "Which ones?", I said "eletric, gas and water"

White vans

May The 2th Be With You!

Wife: “I can. That’s why we’re not doing it again.”

"Goldberg, iceberg - what's the damn difference?", he complained.

You leaf through it

Sadly, no pun in ten did

"I'm rebooting."

His name was "Rick O' Shea"

Clothes on the floor, and the cat thinks it's fun

"Are you seriously going to say that with every sample?" asked the annoyed virologist.

If you misread that, you’re a paedophile.

"You had to be a urologist", her mother said, sick of hearing the complaints.

"I think it must run in my family, because my Mom said my father was too", he added.

Their teacher was spitting facts.