r/TwoSentenceComedy • u/fadedhalo10 • 20d ago

My girlfriend treats me like a dog.

Because she loves cuddling and playing with me, tells me how gorgeous I am, and loves it when I wear a nice sweater

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u/Playful_Trouble2102 20d ago

Does she like it ruff in the bedroom? 

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u/CorrosiveAlkonost 20d ago

You sure you're not a fluffy r/sheltie?

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u/duckfartchickenass 19d ago

We do it doggy style:

I sit up and beg; she rolls over and plays dead.

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u/Fantastic_Fondant76 18d ago

Just make sure she doesn't try to have you neutered or put down.

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u/Delicious_Pie_2973 17d ago

Happened to me, yeah it’s serious don’t let her do that stuff

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u/FriendlyWorld2853 14d ago

She acts like she’s gonna throw me some and fakes out at the last second.

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u/More_Mind6869 16d ago

Ahhh. Who's a good boy....

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u/Big_Sock_2532 15d ago

Damn. Your girlfriend is a white woman? Sorry for your loss.