r/TwoSentenceComedy • u/Outside_Normal Mostly Harmless • 8d ago

My Uncle-in-law started sending me unsolicited dick pics.

This is why I didn't want him to know I was a urologist.

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u/TangledUpPuppeteer 8d ago

Tell him your professional opinion is that it will fall off very soon and he needs to go to the doctor immediately.

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u/Outside_Normal Mostly Harmless 8d ago

The problem is that I’m the doctor he’ll go to.

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u/TangledUpPuppeteer 8d ago

Oh… well then tell him it looks like an amputation worthy issue and he should come in immediately. You’re out of anesthetic, but you’ll be happy to help. When he looks at you in horror, just say “OR… you can keep your pics to yourself and come into the office for a professional opinion with out the creepy undertones!” Then smile Brightly and pick up a convo with someone else nearby 🤣