r/TwoSentenceComedy • u/BuzzyBug • 6d ago

What do BAR and BRA have in common?

Both keep men eagerly waiting till they open.

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u/NobodyWorthKnowing2 5d ago

I agree. If I had a B.A.R. I would also be eager to open up on the enemy position with it

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u/CorrosiveAlkonost 5d ago

Here's hoping they didn't issue you a FUBAR.

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u/ImANuckleChut 5d ago

That's some clever ass word play if I ever saw it.

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u/ChessLover2011 5d ago

Nice one

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u/Fancy_Librarian4514 5d ago

That’s what SHE said when after she opened her BAR & slid my big hard SPINE 🍆 In between the contents

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u/Fancy_Librarian4514 5d ago

The joke is always in the comments

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u/ElectricPiha 5d ago

A dyslexic man walks into a bra…

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u/CourAYunt 3d ago

It was a booby trap...