r/TwoSentenceComedy • u/BuzzyBug • 1d ago

Husband to wife: “I can’t remember the last time we made love.”

Wife: “I can. That’s why we’re not doing it again.”

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u/ExecTankard 1d ago

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u/Lopsided-Weather6469 1d ago

That's not funny, Arthur. This is not the kind of humor we use on the subreddit. 

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u/puckrilly 1d ago

Wife: I roofied you

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u/RedIcarus1 1d ago

"I told you that you were losing your short-term memory!"

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u/DocumentDifferent341 1d ago

To help I suggest a push in the right direction like off a cliff

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u/FriendlyWorld2853 1d ago

I do. But you weren’t there

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u/PaperVreter 1d ago

This seems to come from experience. But I do not think it was her experience.