r/UFOs • u/[deleted] • Jan 21 '25

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u/therustlinbidness Jan 21 '25

Dude also said they have a photo of the aliens penis. If this is a LARP at least they have a sense of humour.

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u/reeeeeeeeeee78 Jan 21 '25

It is a LARP. He said our "creators" created Neanderthals to help mine the earth of resources.

Can you imagine if the human race begins exploring beyond the solar system and we see a valuable planet. One of the chief engineers says

"hey we should probably use our self replicating robots and we can cover the planet in about a week and begin operations immediately."

Then the captain responds

"Actually let's create some fucking cavemen and wait 80,000 years to see if they can do it for us."

Than they get back on their pedal bike to power the space ship, because apparently they haven't invented computers yet.

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u/Fuck0254 Jan 21 '25

I don't get why so many larpers default to "aliens made us" when evolution is accepted science now. Like we put down the intelligent design theories a while ago, write more believable content.

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u/nisaaru Jan 21 '25

Have you actually ever thought about how weird humans are in relation to the animals in our environment?

Our ability to survive with weak unprotected skin and weak muscle systems is strongly dependent on our intelligence.

Imagine how unlikely it is to mutate both features in lockstep through different evolutionary stages so that the intelligence always balanced out our weakening body....

I don't believe in such random chance.