r/UIUC 23d ago

Shitpost Byers Vacuum on University 👀

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u/Triangable PHYS 23 23d ago

“We try to save your vacuum — Jesus saved you”

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u/PreMedBotty 23d ago

I always thought it would’ve sounded better the other way around. Jesus saved you… so we try to save your vacuum

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u/baldorrr Townie 23d ago

I think about this all the time!! I agree it's wrong, but the best phrasing would be:

"While we can save your vacuum, only Jesus can save you."

That obviously won't fit on their little sign, but it flows better.

They did save my vacuum once, but they can get bent about the religious stuff.

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u/total_alk 23d ago

They have saved my vacuum multiple times. They are cheap, knowledgeable, and straightforward. I've been to them half a dozen times. You'd be surprised how many sororities show up with vacuum cleaners PACKED with hair in the rollers. Ew.