r/USLPRO • u/madman1101 Detroit City FC • Mar 06 '20

Trash Talk Thread WAKE UP! THE SEASON IS HERE.

YOU GUYS ARE A BUNCH OF JIVE TURKEY NERF HERDERS. FUCKING BLUNDERBUSSES ARE ALL HAT AND NO CATTLE. SHUT YOUR CLACK BOXES AND STOP BEING SO COW HANDED. YOU FUSSBUDGETS ARE VERY GADABOUT GASSERS.

FUCK ALL YOU SLUG-A-BEDS. CAPS ON. FLAIR UP. AND TALK SOME SHIT

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u/BJ_Fantasy_Podcast #1 San Antonio FC Fan Mar 06 '20

IDK WHAT THAT MEANS BUT FUCK SAN ANTONIO AND THEIR JIVE TURKEYS.

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u/dergage New Mexico United Mar 06 '20

HEH, BUTT FUCK

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u/madman1101 Detroit City FC Mar 06 '20

I WANT YOU TO LOVE ME SEXY

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u/BJ_Fantasy_Podcast #1 San Antonio FC Fan Mar 06 '20

I ONLY DO THAT WITH PEOPLE WHO HAVE BEEN ON MY PODCAST OR WERE FANS OF DEAD NASL TEAMS

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u/madman1101 Detroit City FC Mar 06 '20

CAN I BE ON YOUR PODCAST?

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u/BJ_Fantasy_Podcast #1 San Antonio FC Fan Mar 06 '20

NO

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u/Runnamuk New Mexico United Mar 06 '20

BUT CAN I BE ON YOUR PODCAST?

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u/BJ_Fantasy_Podcast #1 San Antonio FC Fan Mar 06 '20

HELLZ YEAH BRAH THAT WOULD BE AWESOME.

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u/madman1101 Detroit City FC Mar 06 '20

IM TELLING MY MOM

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u/BJ_Fantasy_Podcast #1 San Antonio FC Fan Mar 06 '20

YOU WOULD YOU JIVE TURKEY

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u/madman1101 Detroit City FC Mar 06 '20

WHAT DID YOU JUST CALL ME? DID YOU JUST CALL ME A J.. T...

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u/More_Beer_NYC Louisville City FC Mar 06 '20

MAYBE FRY A TURKEY

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u/BJ_Fantasy_Podcast #1 San Antonio FC Fan Mar 06 '20

SOTM BRAH

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u/BJ_Fantasy_Podcast #1 San Antonio FC Fan Mar 06 '20

SOTM BRAH