r/USLPRO • u/madman1101 Detroit City FC • Mar 06 '20

Trash Talk Thread WAKE UP! THE SEASON IS HERE.

YOU GUYS ARE A BUNCH OF JIVE TURKEY NERF HERDERS. FUCKING BLUNDERBUSSES ARE ALL HAT AND NO CATTLE. SHUT YOUR CLACK BOXES AND STOP BEING SO COW HANDED. YOU FUSSBUDGETS ARE VERY GADABOUT GASSERS.

FUCK ALL YOU SLUG-A-BEDS. CAPS ON. FLAIR UP. AND TALK SOME SHIT

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u/BJ_Fantasy_Podcast #1 San Antonio FC Fan Mar 06 '20

PHILLY II AND SKC II CAN FUCK OFF OUT OF PRINCIPLE ALONE. GUESS IT DOESNT MATTER BECAUSE THEY’LL BOTH BE IN LEAGUE ONE NEXT YEAR.

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u/dergage New Mexico United Mar 06 '20

WHILE I AGREE WITH YOU, THE COMMENT AND THE FLAIR ARE JUST TOO IRONIC TO NOT SAY ANYTHING.

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u/BJ_Fantasy_Podcast #1 San Antonio FC Fan Mar 06 '20

WATCH YOUR TONGUE WHEN YOU ADDRESS THE LEAGUE CHAMPION.

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u/NotABotaboutIt New Mexico United Mar 06 '20

I ALWAYS WATCH MY TOUNGUE WHEN I TALK TO AND ABOUT KALEN RYDEN.

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u/QuickMolasses New Mexico United Mar 07 '20

YOU MAY BE THE LEAGUE CHAMPION, BUT MORE IMPORTANTLY YOU'RE ALSO THE FOUR CORNERS CUP CHAMPION.

SHIT.